wow! I seriously didn't know that!
especially the Coca-Cola one and the coakroach >.<
wow I'll have nightmares!
Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch 'Oops All Berries" will cause your stools to be green.
(FACT!)
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
(FACT!)
Pigeons are the result of crossbreeding between a seagull and a dove.
(fiction)
About 20% of all adults in the US have had a cockroach that called their inner ear canal HOME.
(FACT! They enter while te sleep!) (I did not want to know this!)
The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to cerca for water.
(FACT!)
John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a
Gentleman" and "Tootsie".
(FACT!)
Among the Musica catalogs that Michael Jackson owns the rights to is the South Carolina State anthem.
(FACT!)
If all the veins in your body were laid end-to-end, you'd be dead.
(FACT!)
In most Televisione commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
(FACT!)
Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.
(FACT!)
The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in
1903 used a pomodoro can for a carburetor.
(FACT!)
Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana.
(FACT! They were seventh cousins)
If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
(FACT!)
especially the Coca-Cola one and the coakroach >.<
wow I'll have nightmares!
Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch 'Oops All Berries" will cause your stools to be green.
(FACT!)
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
(FACT!)
Pigeons are the result of crossbreeding between a seagull and a dove.
(fiction)
About 20% of all adults in the US have had a cockroach that called their inner ear canal HOME.
(FACT! They enter while te sleep!) (I did not want to know this!)
The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to cerca for water.
(FACT!)
John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a
Gentleman" and "Tootsie".
(FACT!)
Among the Musica catalogs that Michael Jackson owns the rights to is the South Carolina State anthem.
(FACT!)
If all the veins in your body were laid end-to-end, you'd be dead.
(FACT!)
In most Televisione commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
(FACT!)
Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.
(FACT!)
The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in
1903 used a pomodoro can for a carburetor.
(FACT!)
Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana.
(FACT! They were seventh cousins)
If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
(FACT!)
1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My Cioccolato
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too aspro, acida
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My uva stepped on a tavolo lamp because it was too unorganized!
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My Cioccolato
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too aspro, acida
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My uva stepped on a tavolo lamp because it was too unorganized!
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken attraversare, croce the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck attraversare, croce the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man attraversare, croce the road?
A: To get to the secondo hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey attraversare, croce the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey attraversare, croce the road?
A: To get hit da my car.
Q: Why did the woman attraversare, croce the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck attraversare, croce the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man attraversare, croce the road?
A: To get to the secondo hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey attraversare, croce the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey attraversare, croce the road?
A: To get hit da my car.
Q: Why did the woman attraversare, croce the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell te 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person te don't know
2)Then twirl another random persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a random persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool Canto the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and mostra them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a random person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person te don't know
2)Then twirl another random persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a random persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool Canto the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and mostra them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a random person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
