NOT da ME~~~~~~♥♥♥
1. Don't tell us when te think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever te have to say during commercials.
3. If te don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about te ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like te to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that te can eat all te want and not get fat.
11. Return favors: we massage, te massage; we go down, te go down; we shave, te shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . te are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. te will not win.
21. Would te like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If te ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes o shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. We Amore surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe pugile briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always bursh your teeth before te see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. When we use our teeth it means that te suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
33. Even though te are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still Amore te with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
35. Don't act hard around your Friends because I won't make te hard tonight.
36. Sometimes “NO!” really means “NO!”
37. “Wife Beaters” are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn stella, star not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying più than we do in a movie just isn't right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. “Fat Chicks” have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . te DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If te are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting da the phone.
47. te don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. Don't say te Amore me if te don't mean it.
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best Friends know everything about you.
1. Don't tell us when te think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever te have to say during commercials.
3. If te don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about te ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like te to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that te can eat all te want and not get fat.
11. Return favors: we massage, te massage; we go down, te go down; we shave, te shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . te are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. te will not win.
21. Would te like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If te ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes o shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. We Amore surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe pugile briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always bursh your teeth before te see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. When we use our teeth it means that te suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
33. Even though te are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still Amore te with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
35. Don't act hard around your Friends because I won't make te hard tonight.
36. Sometimes “NO!” really means “NO!”
37. “Wife Beaters” are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn stella, star not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying più than we do in a movie just isn't right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. “Fat Chicks” have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . te DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If te are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting da the phone.
47. te don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. Don't say te Amore me if te don't mean it.
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best Friends know everything about you.
