random Article: Funny and/or Interesting Phobias! (They're all real!)

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Funny and/or Interesting Phobias! (They're all real!)

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

Achluophobia: fear of sourness

Agyrophobia: fear of crossing the street

Alektorophobia: fear of chickens

Anthrophobia: fear of flowers

Arachibutyrophobia: fear of arachide, arachidi burro sticking to the roof of your mouth

Aulophobia: fear of flutes

Barophobia: fear of gravity

Bibliophobia: fear of books

Blennophobia: fear of slime

Cacophobia: fear of ugliness

Cathisophobia: fear of sitting

Dendrophobia: fear of trees

Genuphobia: fear of knees

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: fear of long words

Hypertrichophobia: fear of hair

Ichthyophobia: fear of fish

Koinoniphobia: fear of rooms

Lachanophobia: fear of vegetables

Leukophobia: fear of the color white

Levophobia: fear of things to the left side of the body

Melanophobia: fear of the color black

Mottophobia: fear of moths

Nephophobia: fear of clouds

Octophobia: fear of the figure 8

Oenophobia: fear of wine

Optophobia: fear of opening ones eyes

Ostraconophobia: fear of shellfish

Panophobia: fear of everything

Papyrophobia: fear of paper

Peladophobia: fear of bald people

Phobophobia: fear of phobias

Pogonophobia: fear of beards

Porphyrophobia: fear of the color purple

Pteronophobia: fear of being tickled da feathers

Pupaphobia: fear of puppets

Selenophobia: fear of the moon

Sophophobia: fear of learning

Telephonophobia: fear of telephones

Textophobia: fear of certain fabrics

Urophobia: fear of peeing

Xanthophobia: fear of the color yellow

deathding, DramaQueen1020 and 9 others like this

daisylove lol

lollipopszx3 Barophobia: fear of gravity o.o .... wow.

EmoCupCake How can you live if your afraid of opening your eyes? Do you just go around with them closed? And wow..that is weird. lol, the phobia for fear of longs words IS a long word! People with that phobia couldn't tell you what their fear is called because it IS their fear!

purplesherlock l(few second pause)o(few second pause)l(few second pause) wow who can be afraid of the color purple!!????

shelley3tai Hey, it's alphabetacalized!!!

shelley3tai LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cA_iNen11 ..HAHAHAHA...

green6244 k, does anyone else agree that if u had a fear of peeing.. u'd die?

krazyknoxy "Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: fear of long words" Now that's just cruel.

h2ogirl123 Panophobia? How would you live if your afraid of everything!?

dooodle FEAR OF PEEING? HOW CAN ONE LIVE LIKE THAT! x_x

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The Amore Triangle: chapter one

posted by misscrazel

One: Pike
I scrambled out my bedroom window. I slid down the gutter and scampered down the street.
Soon I arrived at a small brick house. Hurrying over to a bedroom window I tapped on it lightly. Moments later a girl's face peered up. Her brown eyes sparkled in the moonlight.
I smiled and beckoned. After awhile she stepped outside onto the cement porch.
"I missed you, Penelope." I said
"I missed te to, Pike." She said
Penelope-Rose walked over and kissed me.
"I found somewhere," I said, "somewhere we could be alone."
"Take me there." detto Penelope-Rose. ...

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The War,book 3 of Dangerous and Adventurous.(Chapter 1,Sarah.)

posted by adaug

7:00 AM.Today was the day!I ran outside.A small farfalla rests on a tiny plant.I try to catch all of them.Then,I stood frozen.It was there.A Blue jay.I haven't seen one since I was 5.I tried to get a picture.It flew away."Dang."I said.I looked at the fiori on my shirt.Light yellow and purple flowers.I couldn't believe it.School was out.Finally!I followed the clouds to a path.A long path.I stood on the concrete.Shoes in hand.Barefoot steps.I followed the path.Then I saw them.Both of them.
Alicia and Henry.
"Guys?What are te doing?"I asked.
"Sh!Come on."Alicia beckoned me.
I saw the door.We went...

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Dangerous and Adventurous (Chapter 5,Sarah,final)Sneak peak inside

posted by adaug

A long cave.I was strolling down with my sword in my sword in my hand.Then,TAP TAP!Ariana stood at the front of the cave.Then,she held up her hand,then instantly the sword flew out of my hand.
"Well,well,well.If it isn't little miss-she-can-defeat-me!Ha ha!WRONG!"Ariana's large voice echoed through out the cave.I ran to her.Little did I know.
She had her sword in her hands.
I fell to the ground holding my aching knee.
"Ha ha ha!You fail!Give up,Sarah.I have Maybelle.You're alone.And you're hopeless.Give...Up."She detto slowly.
She walked toward the hut Maybelle was in.
I instantly dropped to the ground.I...

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My way of being smart--chapter 1

posted by adaug

"Hey,Joan.It's Sam.Call me back...when ever...Or sooner.I've been calling for...an hour.So,call me!"Said Sam as she left a voice mail for her friend,Joan.She started to get worried.Joan hasn't called her in a week!She wondered if she should go over to her house,And she did.When she knocked on the door,She heard footsteps.Running,Footsteps."Joan.Joan!Joan?"She repeated."Sh!"She heard come from the peep hole.Sam looked inside the hole.She saw a head peek up,A small head."JOAN!"Sam yelled.Nothing,No sound,Nothing."JOAN!I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!"Sam Yelled."Hey girls!"Joan's mom said."Who's at the...

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Chema meets Slenderman

posted by samuraibond005

I never really had a life as a kid, I was brought up to lead and to fight, I was never allowed to play with little toy trains o dolls. I learned to shoot with a large combat fucile rather than a bb gun, I learned swordsmanship with a live blade, not a wooden one, o even a stick when I was really young.
As a result of my lack of childhood and my desire to get it back, I met a young boy da the name of Jitsa, he was 8, he loved going out in the woods and hunting with his bb gun, he loved going home afterwards and playing with his little electric trains. I would play with him, though I brought...

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Why do all of my teachers look like popolare characters?!

posted by childofaeolus

I was thinking about school when I realized that all of my teachers looked like people from books,tv, o movies...

Kindergarten: Mrs. Keisler looked like JJ from Criminal Minds. Same age, same hair, even the same eyes. Not to mention she had a baby named Henry.

2nd Grade: I had this one Leggere teacher that fit Mrs. Dodd's descrizione exactly from the Lightening Theif and she was a mean bird fanatic.

5th Grade: Mrs. Oarsburn was the oldest fattest teacher in the school, so one giorno she showed us a picture of her in her twenties, and I swear to god she was DJ from Full House's evil twin.

6th Grade:...

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50 Ways to get Assasinated

posted by JaseKS

50 Ways To Get Asssasinated:

1)Kick an assasin.

2)Poke a mob bosses eye.

3) Bite the Presidents shoe.

4)Stalk your best friend's mom.

5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.

6)Go insane.

7) Kidnapp Jesus.

8) Become a drug dealer.

9)Become an assasin.

10) Become a dictator.

11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.

12)Lick a serial killer's knife.

13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave te all of my money!"

19) Steal from Subways.

20) Kill a murderers wife o husband.

21) Torture a albero infront of a enviormentalist group.

22) Become a terrorsist.

23) Kill an...

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superiore, in alto 11 things to do when your house is on fuoco

posted by bubbletl

superiore, in alto 11 things to do when your house is on fire

1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
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2)Time to try out the newest bikini te bought as it is going to be hot with fuoco and all te know.
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3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when te start running out of house.
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4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on fuoco with picture of your house: A formula which will make te super popolare
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5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about fuoco and ask them to bring some food.
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6)Buy water pouches to put off fuoco till...

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what if there was just one più charicter in harry potter part 1

posted by fly210

nothing changes till harry gets to hogwarts so I'm going to start there.
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Harry was sitting in the dinning hall when he heard a boy his age with greesed back blond hair say "Well it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts." He gustured to two people behind him. "This is Crabbe and that's Goyle, and I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" Ron snickers successivo to Harry. "What?" Malfoy snaps at Ron "You think my names funny do you? no need to ask yours. Red hair, hand-me-down robe. te must be a Weasley!" Draco turnes back to...

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Why Trolls Exist

posted by lucius_malloy

Answering the domanda link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer...

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How to be a jerk at a funiral

posted by InvaderStickly

Ask who died every twenty minutes

Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"

Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"

Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"

Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh

Tap the person in front of te then look away when they turn around

Say te have a sixth since where te can see dead people

Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"

Tell someone that the funiral was fun and te should do it again sometime

If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"

Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!

Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint

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MILEY CYRUS DOES NOT WANT HER PARENTS TO diviso, spalato

posted by ShiningsTar542

Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is recitazione the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are più than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has detto that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that te have to work hard...

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ten rules of housekeeping

posted by kitkat709477

1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the divano "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...

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Random....Questions:Duncan-superfan (Answers to Moolah's questions)

posted by Duncan-superfan

Do te think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp

Are Cani cute?:

DUHH! ~<3

Do te fish?:

Nope!

Are te at the age where te can drink?:

Not yet. x3

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless te try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD

Do te have a boyfriend o girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3

Do te know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....

Have te ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u

Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..

[u]Do te have your ears pierced?:

I used to.

Have te broken your butt?:

No. =3

Tea is…?:

Best...

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My own sad letter (Probaley sucks)

posted by Dethklokrox90

Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry o Amore te more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave te with my ring and this last letter.
I have Lost myself and don't try to call me o come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to te and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if te let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and te too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
te will have your own life, everything te wanted with you.
te will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm letto when your old, knowing that te did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I Amore you, I Amore te so much...

~Reah

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