random Article: Joe Jonas:stalker

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posted by meow_girl

One night Demi,Taylor,Selena,Tiffany and Miley had a sleep over.

Selena:Miley....How'd te get in my house?

Miley:.......Well the door was open.....

Tiffany:just forget it.

Taylor:So te broke in?

Miley:No...I just came in.

Taylor:So your trespassing.

Miley:No.

Joe:Hey ladies.

All:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Joe:What?

Selena:You broke in to my house.

Joe:No...I just smashed the window and came in.

Taylor:So te broke in?

Joe:Noooo.

Demi:Get out of here Jacob.

Joe:My name's not Jacob.

Demi:But your recitazione like him.Your a stalker.

Joe:I'm not a stalker.I just follow Selena around everywhere and She doesn't know I'm doing it.

Selena:Oh my god!

Taylor:That's what stalking is Joe.

Joe:Nuh-uh.

Miley:Joe your retarded.

Joe:Like your one to talk.

Miley:Shut up,you stalker!

Selena:Joe get out of my house!

Joe:But I Amore you.

Selena:Eww.

Miley:Yeah,Eww.

Demi:Don't te have to be pregnant somewhere else?

Joe:I'm not pregnant!

Demi:Not te moron!Miley!

Miley:I'm not pregnant!

Demi:Yes te are!

Tiffany:Alright,lets all just calm down.

Selena:Get out,you stalker!!!

Joe:No.I can't leave.

Taylor:Yes te can!

Demi:Get out!!

Tiffany:Just get out Joe!!

Joe:You can't tell me what to do.

Selena:That's it.I'm calling the cops.

Joe:But I Amore you!

*Selena picks up the phone and calls the cops.Demi hits Joe on the head with a lamp*

Selena:The police should be here soon.

Miley:Geez.

Demi:Shut up.

Tiffany:Hey guys,why do te hate Miley?

Demi:Oh,so many reasons.

Selena:Yep.

Taylor:Uh-hu.
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To be continued.......

deathding, kaboomgirl and 2 others like this

Twilight_Dream lol, funny. but i doubt Demi would hit Joe. thats her bf. lol. and who the heck is Tiffany?

meow_girl Tiffany Thornton,she's from sonny with a chance,she plays Tawni Hart.

Heya Eh, who are these people?

meow_girl Joe Jonas,Demi Lavoto,Selena Gomez,Miley Cyrus,Tiffany Thornton and Taylor Swift.

taytrain97 Wasn't this posted here sometime last year or something? I remember reading a story like this when I first joined here...

meow_girl Well I did post it in a different spot.

DxC_lover98 lol i luv this. Demi, Selena, Taylor, & Tiffany r awesome!!!!!!!!! I hate Miley tho.

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