I found this one on the internet:
Why did the chicken attraversare, croce the road?
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to attraversare, croce the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.
JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because he was heading back to Scranton .
HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken attraversare, croce the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from giorno One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to attraversare, croce the road. But then, this really isn't about me.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, o not. The chicken is either for us o against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
COLIN POWELL: Now, to the left of the screen, te can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
BILL CLINTON: I did not attraversare, croce the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken attraversare, croce the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's recitazione da not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to attraversare, croce this road so bad.So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! te can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a cert ain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken attraversare, croce the road? Did he attraversare, croce it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my giorno we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the cuore warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to attraversare, croce the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only attraversare, croce roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much più stable and will never reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really attraversare, croce the road, o did the road sposta beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
Why did the chicken attraversare, croce the road?
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to attraversare, croce the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.
JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because he was heading back to Scranton .
HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken attraversare, croce the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from giorno One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to attraversare, croce the road. But then, this really isn't about me.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, o not. The chicken is either for us o against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
COLIN POWELL: Now, to the left of the screen, te can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
BILL CLINTON: I did not attraversare, croce the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken attraversare, croce the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's recitazione da not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to attraversare, croce this road so bad.So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! te can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a cert ain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken attraversare, croce the road? Did he attraversare, croce it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my giorno we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the cuore warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to attraversare, croce the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only attraversare, croce roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much più stable and will never reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really attraversare, croce the road, o did the road sposta beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
What is an icon? An icona is not merely a square-sized edited image. It has to be 200x200 pixels o smaller. But how to make it in the right size? There are free websites that allow us to resize it properly. In this tutorial, I'm using 'picresize' website to assist me. Here are the 5 easy steps to make it 200x200 px. Hope this articolo will help you!
1. First of all, type www.picresize.com.
2. Click 'Browse' to select your picture.
3. Click 'Quick resize' after te choose your picture.
4. In 'Make my picture' option, choose 'Custom Size' and type '200' in both width and height.
5. Finally, click 'I'm Done, Quick Resize My Picture! and your icona is now 200x200 px...
...and DOWNLOAD it!
Comparison between a square image and an icon.
1. First of all, type www.picresize.com.
2. Click 'Browse' to select your picture.
3. Click 'Quick resize' after te choose your picture.
4. In 'Make my picture' option, choose 'Custom Size' and type '200' in both width and height.
5. Finally, click 'I'm Done, Quick Resize My Picture! and your icona is now 200x200 px...
...and DOWNLOAD it!
Comparison between a square image and an icon.
'Let me ask something, Fabrice. Does THAT, looks like THIS to you?!'
For a while, I've been thinking of making an articolo on my influential celebs and here they are. This lista is just on entertainers. I'm not the biggest celebrity person, but these have inspired me in some sort of way and I Amore them! Instead of putting trashy people and basic bitches (whose names I won't name) on a pedestal, here are some people I'd like to talk about who should get some credit for the great individuals that they are. I'd also like to add that it's just my opinion and I'd Amore to hear what you've got to say.
HONORABLE MENTIONS
Emma Watson
Emma Watson is one...
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HONORABLE MENTIONS
The Realist
Emma Watson
Emma Watson is one...
