1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.
2. When they say, "What are te doing?", say, "What are te doing?" (emphasize the YOU)
3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the divano until te give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)
4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant they bought it from, then say, "Ugh! Never go there again!"
5. When they tell te it's homemade, excuse yourself from the table, go into the successivo room, and laugh, o pretend to gag.
6. WHEN THEY HAVE COMPANY: Walk into the room, and say loudly, "Hey, how's your disgusting toe fungus?" Look at the company and say, "She has disgusting toe fungus. Highly contagious."
7. WHEN THEY COME home FROM WORK: Ask them about their day. When they start talking, interrupt them and say, "You know, I really don't care." Start telling them about your day.
8. AFTER THEY CLEAN THE TOILETS: Say, "Oh, good. te cleaned the toilets, cuz I had a HUGE fagiolo burrito right now!"
9. ON CHRISTMAS: Ask them their least preferito color. Then say, "Oh, because I bought te a whole new wardrobe that color!"
10. WHEN THEY'RE REMODELING THEIR ROOM: Walk in and say, "You're not actually painting it this color, are you?"
2. When they say, "What are te doing?", say, "What are te doing?" (emphasize the YOU)
3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the divano until te give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)
4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant they bought it from, then say, "Ugh! Never go there again!"
5. When they tell te it's homemade, excuse yourself from the table, go into the successivo room, and laugh, o pretend to gag.
6. WHEN THEY HAVE COMPANY: Walk into the room, and say loudly, "Hey, how's your disgusting toe fungus?" Look at the company and say, "She has disgusting toe fungus. Highly contagious."
7. WHEN THEY COME home FROM WORK: Ask them about their day. When they start talking, interrupt them and say, "You know, I really don't care." Start telling them about your day.
8. AFTER THEY CLEAN THE TOILETS: Say, "Oh, good. te cleaned the toilets, cuz I had a HUGE fagiolo burrito right now!"
9. ON CHRISTMAS: Ask them their least preferito color. Then say, "Oh, because I bought te a whole new wardrobe that color!"
10. WHEN THEY'RE REMODELING THEIR ROOM: Walk in and say, "You're not actually painting it this color, are you?"
Once a pond a time there was a man and he live in caramelle Land. Halloween was coming up and he don't know what to be. He stare at the Cioccolato river and a light bulb pop up on his head. "I will be a ghost with chocolate!" He detto cheerfully. Halloween is here and The Cioccolato Man had a letto sheet over his head with holes cut out so he can see ,and of course he had Cioccolato all over his ghost custom. The Cioccolato Man was really happy and he went trick o treating and had tons and tons of caramelle and ate them with joy.
THE END.
THE END.
surrounded da walls
no where to go
walls are closing in
no più air flow
no one can hear you
like your never there
no one can help
no one is there
kicking and screaming
yelling for help
mom sits and watches
while dad grabs his belt
mom doesn't say anything
until dad leaves
she doesn't care
at least I didn't believe
this always happened
every single night
mom just sat and watched
without putting up a fight
going to school
with new bruises every day
teachers always asked
I blew their help away
knowing if I told
it would only get worse
begging on my knees
for him not to immerse
just laying there as time passed by
watching myself get beat
I just thought to myself
one giorno I'll be back on my feet
the time had finally come
many years after
I finally stood up for myself
it never happened thereafter.
no where to go
walls are closing in
no più air flow
no one can hear you
like your never there
no one can help
no one is there
kicking and screaming
yelling for help
mom sits and watches
while dad grabs his belt
mom doesn't say anything
until dad leaves
she doesn't care
at least I didn't believe
this always happened
every single night
mom just sat and watched
without putting up a fight
going to school
with new bruises every day
teachers always asked
I blew their help away
knowing if I told
it would only get worse
begging on my knees
for him not to immerse
just laying there as time passed by
watching myself get beat
I just thought to myself
one giorno I'll be back on my feet
the time had finally come
many years after
I finally stood up for myself
it never happened thereafter.
So alot of people I know have gotten superglue on them (including me) so I'm going to make this articolo for your help.
Super Glue on clothes = Throw away the clothes. The super glue burns it. Don't try to wash.
Super Glue on skin = Put skin in alcohol for about 1 min. Then, gently peel off glue.
Super Glue in eye = Wash out eye with warm water, then wait a little bit. If still irritated, go to the doctors.
Super Glue in ear = I don't know about this one................just go to the doctor.
So the thing is, when handling Super Glue, wear gloves o something to cover up your skin. Also, wear goggles to keep te eyes safe.
Super Glue on clothes = Throw away the clothes. The super glue burns it. Don't try to wash.
Super Glue on skin = Put skin in alcohol for about 1 min. Then, gently peel off glue.
Super Glue in eye = Wash out eye with warm water, then wait a little bit. If still irritated, go to the doctors.
Super Glue in ear = I don't know about this one................just go to the doctor.
So the thing is, when handling Super Glue, wear gloves o something to cover up your skin. Also, wear goggles to keep te eyes safe.