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posted by EllentheStrange
Warning: This articolo contains disgusting facts that just as the titolo states, te may not want to know! With that being said, please read on with caution.

successivo time te lean in for a kiss, te might want to think about this:

1. The nose drips into the back of the mouth and te may get mucus mixed with saliva when kissing.

2. Fungus is constantly growing in the oral cavity.

3. The white blood cells from your partners mouth will attack yours when embracing in a kiss.

più random Gross Facts:

1. One of the gasses in your farts is actually flammable. If te attempt to light your gas on fuoco it has a chance that the flame will back up into your colon. Ouch!

2. To this day, some Chinese farmers are still using poop as a fuel. They dump pig feces and other animal waste into a large holding area. The bacteria in the poo creates methane, a natural gas. A pipe is then inserted into the fecal dump and the natural gas is then brought into the home for cooking.

3. Ear wax comes in two forms - dry and wet. Your heritage determines what type of wax te will be born with. Most Black, White, and Hispanics have wet wax, this is an oily, sticky and tan colored. Asian and Native Americans have dry wax, which is a sticky, brittle and grey color.

4. An elefante can poop a 7-gallon pile.

5. Ear wax naturally dries up and forms tiny little balls that drop out when we yawn, chew, o swallow.

6. If te are right-handed te will sweat più from under your left arm. If te are left-handed, te will sweat più from under your right arm.

7. A deceased person will still fart shortly after death.

8. They actually make special underwear for people who pass gas a lot. They are called Fartypants.

9. There have been recorded cases where intestinal gases with a higher than normal oxygen content have exploded during surgery once the electric cautery was used da the surgeon.

10. Termites have the smelliest farts. These creatures farts are believed to be a major contributor towards global warming.
THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual domanda dato on a università of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer da one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) o endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) o some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First,...
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posted by invadercalliope
I HOPE te ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!


te can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
--------------------------------------------------
dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
posted by cutiegirl01
01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If te can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If te can't see Chuck Norris te may be only secondi away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...
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superiore, in alto 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time te wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say te don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...
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posted by catgirl140
79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your ventiquattrore, sincronia file o handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the bacheca without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him o her to call te Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was Natale Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute barca hanging on the Natale albero and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rum into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at Natale time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their domande with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Act like te know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their domande with questions.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...
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I thought I could protect you
From paying for my sins
And I've been walking this earth
Long enough, that death's a gift
(Ohhhh girl)

Been living this life so patient
Until I see te again
It's war we're facin'
I know that if I die
My only choice is still defending

No matter what they say
My Amore for te is
greater than their powers
And their armies from above

You give me strength
I'm with te either way
If I die
If I stay
Give me strength
I'm with te either way
Nothing's lost
No più pain
Just give me strength

The scars and the wounds
I wear them proud like tattoos
Reminds me that I Lost you
Reminds that I'll be
Living...
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As we have mentioned before, link is an online game, te have to have a set of computers o if te want to play via mobile phone, that’s okay too. Being a 3D game drift hunter is a feast for eyes and minds.

Interestingly, te can customize your cars with multiple amazing features. te may modify not just the engine, but also the gearbox, the turbocharger, the cambers, the brake pressure, the brake balance, and more.

Challenging Racetracks and Improvised Customization
Drift Hunter is a game of multiple challenging racetracks. te will have to earn money da playing. And with that balance, you...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh

Light a blunt up with the flame
Put that cocaine on a plate
Molly with the purple rain
'Cause I Lost my faith
So I cut away the pain, uh
Got it swimming in my veins
Now my mind is outta place, yeah, uh
'Cause I Lost my faith

And I feel everything
I feel everything from my body to my soul
No, no
Well, I feel everything
When I'm coming down is the most I feel alone
No, no

I've been sober for a year, now it's time for me
To go back to my old ways, don't te cry for me
Thought I'd be a better man, but I lied to me and to you

I take half a Xan' and I still stay awake...
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Well, it’s that time of the anno again. Halloween, the mese of scares, despite the fact that the anno 2020 has been a fucking nightmare più than anything Halloween could do. Last anno I looked at five exploitation horror films. Some were good. Some were absolute trash. But I wanted to do that again. And this time, I wanted to up the ante. I wanted to take it a step further. Not with graphic content. God no. Nothing will ever make me sick like Nekromantik, I think. But in scale. Instead of five films, I decided to check out ten this year. Ones of differentiating quality. Will there be diamonds...
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No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a giorno off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all te want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some...
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#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up da the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The Cani turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Fergie into Cani and take over their identities, then Cooper and Fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels o something like that, I don't know. Stine...
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Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY mese marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The successivo review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed da lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can sposta on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...
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Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, più condensed reviews but te get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, o didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade



Okay, so let me start out da saying this. This game is already infinitely...
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Ever since I was young, I’ve always enjoyed graffiti. I’ve never done graffiti in my life, o have any artistic skills at all, but I enjoy it. Maybe it was due to a combination of playing a lot of Jet Set Radio as a kid as well as seeing them when I was living around urban areas as a kid. Now do I condone the act of vandalism for the sake of graffiti….. Mmmmm legally can’t say. Basically, I Amore the free spirited nature of it and any game that can replicate graffiti is fine da me. And today we’ll be talking about Graffiti Kingdom… this game has absolutely nothing to do with graffiti....
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added by Blaze1213IsBack
I was really not looking inoltrare, avanti to this game. drake of the 99 Draghi is infamous for being a broken, buggy, glitchy mess… più so than the games I’ve played thus far. It was a game that was heavily advertised when it came out, having boasted about having the team that worked on Batman: The Animated series. Published da Majesco and developed da Idol FX, drake of the 99 Draghi was meant to be the start of a massive franchise, with drake of the 99 Draghi getting a comic book franchise and even an animated TV show. But due to the game being drake of the 99 Dragons, it was dead on arrival....
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EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this mostra the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the best animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big Anime fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer.. Her and hr men fighting. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain. Chedder.. That is...
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