ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.
CONSCIENCE: te are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET te FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: te grigio, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought te picked a giorno out of a hat for that o something.
ME: caramelle giorno is when I say it is caramelle Day. It's when I say it is caramelle Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: te thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas Friends to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through Halloween without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes te have been in today.
ME: Midget giorno Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were te gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess te were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could te possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: te can't sing. te can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, te mostra me what te got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks o so but monsters were around
A Million years fa but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the Canto birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when te share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what te feel inside is not just Amore persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone te knew and If te had a zucca they might like that too
And although te may scare them, they won't go away, because we all Amore on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: te have no holiday spirit.
CONSCIENCE: te are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET te FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: te grigio, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought te picked a giorno out of a hat for that o something.
ME: caramelle giorno is when I say it is caramelle Day. It's when I say it is caramelle Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: te thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas Friends to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through Halloween without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes te have been in today.
ME: Midget giorno Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were te gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess te were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could te possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: te can't sing. te can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, te mostra me what te got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks o so but monsters were around
A Million years fa but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the Canto birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when te share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what te feel inside is not just Amore persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone te knew and If te had a zucca they might like that too
And although te may scare them, they won't go away, because we all Amore on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: te have no holiday spirit.
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do te want?" "I'm calling to segnala my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank te very much for the call, sir." The successivo day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your Leggere my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even Leggere this.
4. te didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did te notice I skipped number three.
7. te don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that te silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then te realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But te remember that a fact is something that can be proven right o wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. te wish te never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch te with the missing number this time. o did I?
14. te wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind Leggere powers amaze you.
16. te totally forgot I was only supposed to tell te ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even Leggere this.
4. te didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did te notice I skipped number three.
7. te don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that te silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then te realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But te remember that a fact is something that can be proven right o wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. te wish te never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch te with the missing number this time. o did I?
14. te wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind Leggere powers amaze you.
16. te totally forgot I was only supposed to tell te ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children Canto in a row, then te sneeze and te fall down. Did te ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - te used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how te knew te had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - te know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children Canto in a row, then te sneeze and te fall down. Did te ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - te used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how te knew te had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - te know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.