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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off te aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so te aren't the one stressed on birth control , te do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minuti tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell te at what ora to be home when te in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than home as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If te get drunk te are not seen as if te did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in Amore over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true Friends , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached da a stranger on strada, via wanting your money o anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy te can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places te can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if te are fat o not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
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posted by jeniffer2200
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i'm a tumor
Family guy quotes:

*Black Jesus!* "I rode this town on ass!,Yo mama's ass!" *Black Jesus*

"Meth is a hell of a drug."

"I'm a tumor,I'm a tumor...I'm a tumor!,I'm a tumor,I'am a tumor...I'am tumor! oh oh! I'M A TUMOR!"

"Pick up my poop!"

"I have the power! He-Man!"

"Giggity!"

"Luis! Luis,Luis,Luis,Luis,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mama,Mama,Mama,Mama,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mummy,Mummy,Mama!,Mama! WHAT!? HI! eheheheheh"

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Spongebob Quotes:

"Oh Please! I have no soul"

"Fenland!"

"I defy te cuore man!!"

"I don't think Wumbo is a real word...Come'on!...
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posted by kinga10111
A person can not fold a normal size piece of paper in half più than 8 times.



There are just over 300 million cell phones used daily in the United States alone.



A shrimps cuore is in it’s head.



Kissing is actually healthier than shaking someones hand.




Natural pearls will melt in vinegar.



An oliva albero can live up to 1500 years.



Cleopatra married two of her brothers.



Ants can’t shut their eyes.




On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building looks like an American flag.



Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, while women shirts have the buttons on the left.



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posted by kinga10111
50 random domande people ask

1. Are we there yet?
2. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
3. Which way to the emergency exit?
4. Does this make me look fat?
5. Can God make a bathtub so big He can't bathe in it?
6. Parlez-vous Français?
7. Why hasn't my check arrived yet?
8. How many fingers am I holding up?
9. Where do bad folks go when they die?
10. Why do we park on driveways and drive on freeways?
11. Who shot Mr. Burns?
12. What time is it?
13. Can I go to the bathroom?
14. May I go to the bathroom?
15. Does this hurt?
16. Will te marry me?
17. Whose fault is that?
18. I...
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