This articolo is about my terrible cousin May!
WHY SHE IS TERRIBLE.
What she did(s) that is terrible?
Who is she.
Ok first off she poopy on the floor and shes 13!!
Because her .... does it all the time!
She all ways uses people!!~
Because she's a spoiled little brat!
She pushed my little brother down the steps when he was 2!
Because SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM BECAUSE SHE WASNT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION!
She gossips about us 24 7!
>:(
Shes a tattel tail!
She dresses like a french h****
I Amore her but she pisses me off!
WHY SHE IS TERRIBLE.
What she did(s) that is terrible?
Who is she.
Ok first off she poopy on the floor and shes 13!!
Because her .... does it all the time!
She all ways uses people!!~
Because she's a spoiled little brat!
She pushed my little brother down the steps when he was 2!
Because SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM BECAUSE SHE WASNT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION!
She gossips about us 24 7!
>:(
Shes a tattel tail!
She dresses like a french h****
I Amore her but she pisses me off!
Man: If I could see te naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw te naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Haven't I seen te someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this sede, sedile empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if te sit down.
Man: Your place o mine?
Woman: Both. te go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do te do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: ciao baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do te like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would te stay there?
Man: Why aren't te married yet?
Woman: What? And spoil my great sex life?
Man: Why aren't te married yet?
Woman:Why aren't te thin?
Man: Why aren't te married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Woman: If I saw te naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Haven't I seen te someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this sede, sedile empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if te sit down.
Man: Your place o mine?
Woman: Both. te go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do te do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: ciao baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do te like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would te stay there?
Man: Why aren't te married yet?
Woman: What? And spoil my great sex life?
Man: Why aren't te married yet?
Woman:Why aren't te thin?
Man: Why aren't te married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
A fwd I got:
The teacher told Pepito to make sentences with his spelling words
1.cheese=Maria likes me but cheese fat
2.mushroom=wen all my Friends get in the car, there isn't mushroom
3.shoulder=my friend didn't know how to make a taco so I shoulder
4.texas=my friend always texas me fwds
5.herpes=me and my friend shared a piza, I got my piece and she got herpes
6.july=ju told me ju were going to the store and july to me! !! Julyer!!!!!
7.rectum=I had two cars, but my wife rectum
8.chicken=I was going to tje store with my wife but chicken go da herself
9.wheelchair=we only have one soda but ita ok wheelchair
10.chicken wing=my mom plays the lottery so chicken wing
11.liver=a bully was messing wit my sister and I told him to liver alone
12.bodywash=I wanted to go to the bar but no bodywash my kids
13.budweiser=that woman over there has a nice body, budweiser her face so ugly
The teacher told Pepito to make sentences with his spelling words
1.cheese=Maria likes me but cheese fat
2.mushroom=wen all my Friends get in the car, there isn't mushroom
3.shoulder=my friend didn't know how to make a taco so I shoulder
4.texas=my friend always texas me fwds
5.herpes=me and my friend shared a piza, I got my piece and she got herpes
6.july=ju told me ju were going to the store and july to me! !! Julyer!!!!!
7.rectum=I had two cars, but my wife rectum
8.chicken=I was going to tje store with my wife but chicken go da herself
9.wheelchair=we only have one soda but ita ok wheelchair
10.chicken wing=my mom plays the lottery so chicken wing
11.liver=a bully was messing wit my sister and I told him to liver alone
12.bodywash=I wanted to go to the bar but no bodywash my kids
13.budweiser=that woman over there has a nice body, budweiser her face so ugly
