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posted by Insane4ever
Hello this is my 2nd lista of pointless superpowers enjoy....

1.making a dog f*ck your leg
2.flying only 1 inch off the ground,but not on watter
3.teleporting your self 20 feet underground
4.makeing a quick sand under you
5.pukeing tables
6.pooing everything u ate right after u ate it
7.seeing trough glass
8.losing ure sence of taste when your eating something yummy
9.turning your self into a hobo when te are near someone u like
10.abillity to kill a dead body

thank te for reading.....i did not think of some of these,now bye n hope u get some of these powers

p.s. Can u fan this if u like it pls??!!?!
#1:
Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like?
Girl: What’s what like?
Ice: te know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know?
Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!

#2:
Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS Amore YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN te DO THIS TO ME!!!

#3:
Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister.
Jenny: Ben I know those people.
Jon: PROOFF!!!

#4:
Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls)
Debbie: We're...
Macie: Just leaving:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A stella, star Wars fan Fiction

Starring Louis Bodine as John Smith

Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer

Emma Watson as Mary in

Where Eagles Dare

An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick.

Also starring Keith Wickham as Colonel Turner and Simon Greenall as Admiral Roland

And Rob Rackstraw as Colonel Kramer

The Landing Craft continued to fly as it was getting towards some mountains.

Tom Kane as General Rosemeyer
Jesse Neighbour...
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posted by TheMagicLoki
There once was a man, a young man named Kurt,
And he dug on a collina a deep trench in the dirt,
To prepare for the horsepocalypse that would come,
For he did not deny its existence like some.

No threat would be larger, and no danger higher
Than when cavalli attacked in great horse-balls of fire.
They'd roll down the mountains and fall from the sky,
And all those who had not been ready would die.
They'd crash into houses, whole buildings they'd tear,
And burn all the people, not one would they spare.
They'd crush all our armies, destroy what they please,
And decimate great world leaders with ease.
All people,...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
ciao it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)

1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!

2. Why did the chicken attraversare, croce the road?
To mostra that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!

3. How do te make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!

4. What do te call a giant, clumsy, atomic raggio, ray breathing lizard?
Godspilla!

5. Why did the Annoying arancia, arancio become so popular?
Because arancia, arancio is the new Black!

6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
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