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1. The teachers will pick on you.

2. The teachers will take your silly bands and bracelets, etc., even when te don't play with your jewelry.

3. The teachers make rude faces at te when te wave at them.

4. The kids always cuss.

5. The kids here have absolutely NO manners.

6. The kids will steal your stuff.

7. The bus drivers all are either psychos o have attitude problems.

8. The bathrooms are disgusting.

9. The sinks are OUTSIDE the bathroom, so if te see liquid on the floor... it's probably not water.

10. There is innappropriate Scrivere on the bathroom walls.

11. The toilets are hard to flush.

12. There only 2 stalls in most bathrooms.

13. The classes in each grade are divided into 2 groups and te almost NEVER get to interact with the other part of the grade.

14. The kids Amore to bully others. (Belive me, I was beat up last week.)

15. The most "popular" kids make fun of te if te don't have cell phone o some other current fad. (I was popular, but not THAT popular.)

16. The kids always make fun of te for anything. If you're going to a certain middle school, they'll make fun of you.

17. The teachers only reward the honor roll students.

18. All schools have digusting lunch, but this Cibo is just ridiculous.

19. If te chew gum te write 100 sentences and miss recess, but if te get in a word fight, te only have 25 sentences and don't miss recess.

20. If te stand up o talk, te have to clean the ENTIRE floor until you're done o your ride is here.

21. If te have a certain habit, ex. smiling when the teacher catches te breaking a rule, they announce it to the class and embarrasses te and tell te that te need to break it.

22. If te make a bad grade, the teacher announces it to the class and embarrasses you.

23. There are roaches in the gym.

This is all completely true, I've experienced all of it.
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posted by jeniffer2200
 i'm a tumor
i'm a tumor
Family guy quotes:

*Black Jesus!* "I rode this town on ass!,Yo mama's ass!" *Black Jesus*

"Meth is a hell of a drug."

"I'm a tumor,I'm a tumor...I'm a tumor!,I'm a tumor,I'am a tumor...I'am tumor! oh oh! I'M A TUMOR!"

"Pick up my poop!"

"I have the power! He-Man!"

"Giggity!"

"Luis! Luis,Luis,Luis,Luis,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mama,Mama,Mama,Mama,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mummy,Mummy,Mama!,Mama! WHAT!? HI! eheheheheh"

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Spongebob Quotes:

"Oh Please! I have no soul"

"Fenland!"

"I defy te cuore man!!"

"I don't think Wumbo is a real word...Come'on!...
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posted by kinga10111
A person can not fold a normal size piece of paper in half più than 8 times.



There are just over 300 million cell phones used daily in the United States alone.



A shrimps cuore is in it’s head.



Kissing is actually healthier than shaking someones hand.




Natural pearls will melt in vinegar.



An oliva albero can live up to 1500 years.



Cleopatra married two of her brothers.



Ants can’t shut their eyes.




On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building looks like an American flag.



Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, while women shirts have the buttons on the left.



Chewing...
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posted by kinga10111
50 random domande people ask

1. Are we there yet?
2. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
3. Which way to the emergency exit?
4. Does this make me look fat?
5. Can God make a bathtub so big He can't bathe in it?
6. Parlez-vous Français?
7. Why hasn't my check arrived yet?
8. How many fingers am I holding up?
9. Where do bad folks go when they die?
10. Why do we park on driveways and drive on freeways?
11. Who shot Mr. Burns?
12. What time is it?
13. Can I go to the bathroom?
14. May I go to the bathroom?
15. Does this hurt?
16. Will te marry me?
17. Whose fault is that?
18. I...
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Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...


A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The giorno came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing te know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...
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1.His cell phone number (picture this te are on a data with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to baciare and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and te turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...
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I bet I know what some of te are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat o what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two minuti when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my ipod o laptop for a week if I left it open again. o when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the successivo table.
Turn around every thirty-seven secondi to the people at the successivo tavolo and ask them if your sede, sedile is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever te see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their tavolo and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time te take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the tavolo itself; and make sure to make...
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The titolo says it all, really. So I just want to start this all off da apologizing to like..... The three of te that probably were Leggere this. Cultober II was something I had planned since last year. I reviewed 31 horror Film last anno and really wanted to do the same this year. However, I don't have the same free time I did a anno ago. With work and other projects being in the way, as well as playing indie games for In-Indie, I have no time to review 31 films. I had hoped that limiting it to 16 would help... and then I limited it to 10. And even then it wasn't going to do any good. So...
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