Soviet Russia Jokes!

Props to my friend, te know who te are, for the idea and the inspiration. Thank te so much, te are awesome :)

Perfection.
That's a word all of us have, o will have, tried to accomplish. I'm pretty sure one of te out there's trying to be the superiore, in alto of the class o superiore, in alto of your sports team o getting the attention of someone o trying to make your parents proud o something. And I'm pretty sure once o twice one of us has failed. We've all felt insecure at one point, felt misery, darkness and pain. We've all felt the need to take our lives away o draw blood o run away o something of that...

Fake carsickness.

Lean back in your sede, sedile on the person behind you.
Ask. Are we there yet? Every 5 Minutes.

Have arguments with someone in the car.

Stick your head out the window like a dog.

Sing with the radio loudly even if te don’t know the words.

Actually get carsick.

Play with every gadget te find in the car.

Have belching contests.

Accelerate and brake every 4 seconds.

Count to 10 before going at a stop sign.

Run a yellow light but change your mind while te still can.

Drive down the left turn lane.

Slow down when te see a sign that says, “bridge may be icy,” especially in the dead of summer....

Im swimming through the shadows
Try to escape from my fears
It's okay I'm fine
Ignore my tears.


Im dashing down the never ending hall
They might as well paint my fears on the wall
Whose gonna catch me when I fall
When I trip
Over the darkness

And don't let my smile fool ya
Cuz im just too sad to cry and
On the inside I am dyin'

Its like Im dying in my sleep
Im slowly killed da my dreams
Just remember that everything's never as it seems..

I could cry but say everything's alright
I'll just smile to get through the night.

Everything may look like it's going okay
But u can look past my smile
And its like nothings...

haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around fanpop and around the world :D


Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minuti looking at the arancia, arancio succo, succo di frutta box because it detto "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...

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