death the kid

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.

• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.

• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL

• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.

• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.

• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink te have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.

• Get clear ice cubes da boiling water before freezing it

• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.

• If te accidentally write...

As someone who doesn't buy ANYTHING from iTunes unless it's free, I've figured out how to get the best stuff for free. I've listed my superiore, in alto Ten preferito Apps for iPod Touch (which I own) and iPhone.

10.) Pogo Games da Electronic Arts
Free app that gives about 5-6 free games. Play online for some competition! If te have a Pogo account, te can also earn tokens!

9.) Flashcards* da Jeff Holiday Software (also available for iPad)
This app is great! te can download different flashcard sets simply da searching for a topic o te can create your own. It's great for studying.

8.) Film da Flixter with...

When I don't understand a word, I always go to link to see their silly definitions before I consult an actual dictionary.
I spent some time searching up words, and some of the definitions were hilarious! So here ya go, some of the definitions I found interesting/funny:

link
There's a lot of definitions. My fave one is:
'A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....
multiply out the brackets...
2a(3m+2p+12k-12-90)
...would someone like to explain to me...WHAT...

ok this is why u should never mess with a tomboy for one thing NEVER EVER make them wear rosa o EVER make them wear skirts but some of them wouldnt really mind if there Friends were girly girls anyways the secondo thing is that they might get mad if u call a tomboy weak o stupid o dumb that includes all u girly girls and the third thing is that if ur dating a tomboy make sure that u like them for who they are and this is for the guys because i might get ur butt kicked if they found out that ur just using them some tomboys has a really bad temper and also u should never make them wear girly...

Oh boy, am I excited to talk about today’s game. cavalletta Manufacturing is probably one of my preferito game studios out there. Sure, they don’t make the highest quality games, but their desire to make what they want to make rather than what some publisher wants them to is inspirational, and it’s that desire to create what they want to that has helped allow indie game developers to thrive in the modern age. One of their first games to truly reach a cult status was Killer7. Created as part of the Capcom Five, it was part of five games published and/or developed da Capcom to be exclusives...

Have te ever played Dark Souls and went onto the PvP that the community creates? I layed Dark Souls III and tried out the PvP and had way più fun with it than literally anything that was put into the single player story. I really enjoyed it and wondered if there was any game with combat like this that was just PvP. And wouldn’t te know it, there was. Not with weapons, of course, but te take what te can get. So let us talk about Absolver



So Absolver is about… uh… monks with masks or… something… Hang on, let me pull up a Wikipedia page. Alright, so the game followed a group...

te know… after playing YIIK and Morphies Law, I thought that indie games would stay grounded in some form of reality, with the characters acknowledging what they were looking at. But today’s indie title, is such a strange one, that I don’t even know what to make of it’s world o it’s story. So today, let’s talk about a game that, oddly enough to add to the line of oddities, was developed da Devolver Digital, Pikuniku



So Pikuniku is a game… that much is true. Pikuniku is a game where te play as a little red thing with eyes and legs named Piku as he leaves a cave for the...