superiore, in alto 10 signs your partner needs a vacation
1) He keeps handcuffing himself da accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants te to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking te if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and più Musica on the police channel
1) He keeps handcuffing himself da accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants te to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking te if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and più Musica on the police channel
This should probably be taped
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
te may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
that te would die for.
2.. At least 15 people in this world
Amore te in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate te
is because they want to
be just like you.
4. A smile from te can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.
5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about te
before they go to sleep.
6. te mean the world to someone.
7. te are special and unique.
8. Someone that te don't even know exists loves you.
9. When te make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
10. When te think the world
has turned its back on te
take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments te received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
te may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
that te would die for.
2.. At least 15 people in this world
Amore te in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate te
is because they want to
be just like you.
4. A smile from te can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.
5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about te
before they go to sleep.
6. te mean the world to someone.
7. te are special and unique.
8. Someone that te don't even know exists loves you.
9. When te make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
10. When te think the world
has turned its back on te
take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments te received.
Forget about the rude remarks.