Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that te think they're Tom Cruise o Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie stella, star in question).
Ask the guy successivo to te to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person successivo to you, "Are te in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, te have a very irate home,' she detto governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
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