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Note; This song is based off of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic's very own Pinkie Pie's song, 'Giggle at the Ghostie'.

Come on, Fanpop, don't te see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, te gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
segnala the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave te alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!

Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of fanpop and ze internetz. :3
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat o drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why te have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail te out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting successivo to te sayin "DAMN!"were screwed"!

FRIENDS: Have never seen te cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else te cried...just laugh about it with te in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks te to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has te on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:...
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1. Every giorno at school is the same
2. te never know if your braids look digusting o not
3. te are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. te would like to think that people notice o even think about te but te are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows o cares about
5. te worry people will write nasty commenti on your fanpop articolo that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all te do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When te only really have like 3 Friends at school and 2 of them...
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This is a true story of Mother’s Sacrifice during the China Earthquake.
After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting da an object. The collapsed house had crashed her back and her head.

With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the bacheca to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman...
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1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.

2) Every five minuti yell "The aliens are coming!"

3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time te see it.

4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)

5) Announce that te are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.

6) Call your house number and announce that te are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure te dont get a wrong number!!

7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.

8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."

9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
posted by MJlover101
-New York City has 11 letters.

-Afghanistan has 11 letters.

-Ramsin Yuseb (the terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

-George W cespuglio, bush has 11 letters.

-The Twin Towers make an "11",

-New York is the 11th state.

-The first plane that crashed into the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

-Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. (9+2=11)

-Flight 77 which also hit the Twin Towers was carrying 65 passengers. (6+5=11)

-The tradegy was September 11, o 9/11. (9+1+1=11)

-The total number of victims inside the planes was 254. (2+4+5=11)

-September 11 is the 254th giorno of the year....
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Note:I wrote that only for fun! i don't even believe if the world is going to end in 2012 cause God only knows when! so don't put stupid commenti please!


-How to Survive:

1-Make sure that you've got a back pack full of Cibo and drink

2-Build a room under the ground make sure,that it's ready to use.

3-Sell your Home

4-If your mum o dad is a Doctor ask him/her to teach te some stuff about nursing

5-go to the room te built under the ground and put some Cibo and drinks there!

6-When the giorno comes! go to the room te built under the ground at 4:00 am before the sun comes!


How to get Ready:(2 Days before...
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posted by animefreak21
do this stuff if u dare but it would be funny 2 c
something like this happen i also made this up myself

1. start caramelldansen in the middle of the store

2. go up 2 a random person and hand them a paper
that says death on it when u hand it 2 them say
wakarimasen (i don't understand) in a really weird
voice then run away

3. sing a really annoying song at the superiore, in alto of your lungs repeatedly

4. follow random people all over the store o where ever they go except the bathroom (that would just be
creepy)

5. say there u r i was looking all over 4 u and glomp (hug some 1 really tight) a random person

6. go up...
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posted by Ninjacupcake
Hate is everywhere. It can be because of race, gender o if someone is gay/lesbian/bi. Sadly, a lot of us have to live with it. What I want to speak about are the hatings of people with different sexual orientations.

Most of te have heard Born This Way da Lady Gaga. I want to say that everyone IS beautiful in their way cause God makes no mistakes. Even though I'm straight, that does NOT mean that I hate others. I Amore everyone. It makes me mad, but also sad, because that's a human being te are hating. They have red blood when they bleed, need Cibo when they are hungry, and DANG, their poop...
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posted by iluvsmj
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do te want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take te out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call te sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give te a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why te are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are te going through now?

"I Amore you, too." = Okay, I detto it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...
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this is something that was in the news box on yahoo.



New term: mom-zilla. We know all about temporary bridal insanity, and the underreported groom version, but in some families, it’s the parents who are seized da irrational wedding meltdowns.

Last month, 60-year-old British florist and total mom-zilla, Carolyn Bourne attacked. After her stepson’s bride-to-be, Heidi Withers, was a guest in her house she had a thing o two to teach her before she entered the Bourne family.

So Bourne sent the 29-year-old a soul-crushing email. The subject line: “Your lack of manners.” The bullet points...
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1.You abuse our Amore te lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we Amore him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our Amore is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we Amore be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape o form.
6.Guys te should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with te (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly Amore we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When te (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just Leggere some of the Terminator Citazioni through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash giorno tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. te might get annoyed da it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by iamagagamonster
~ In my opinion! alright! te can think what ever te can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people Amore batman, I go for Superman. Batman dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One giorno he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my successivo hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that te can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What...
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How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at te a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments te a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if te are single.

06. He asks te out for lunch.

07. He asks te out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats te like a lady.

12. He walks te to your door.

13. He wants to see te often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells te he likes you.

16. His Friends know...
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posted by sierradawn9
Ok, so I'm a redhead. I have freckles and light skin. So I'm considered ginger. Until a few weeks ago, I didn't even know what that term meant.
 I learned what it meant when I was on the bus and this guy took something from me. He detto he wouldn't give it back until I admitted I was a ginger. So I detto "I'm a ginger...?", and he yelled "You have no soooouuul!"
 That got me mad, sad, and confused.
 Seriously guys. Really? Just because some (and I do mean some) redheads have attitudes and act bitchy, that does NOT give te the right to make a stereotype out of the rest of us redheads.
 I'm not...
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10. When being pulled over da a cop and he o she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, te have been caught speeding, how much do te think te were going?" Don't say, "Well te must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."

9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when te haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron o born yesterday.

8. When your older sister is having her period o PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have te been putting on a little weight?" It's a cagna slap waiting to happen.

7....
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posted by greenstergirl
1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I ha rubato, stola a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag te down and beat te with experience.

3. Going to church doesn't make te Christian even più then standing in a box auto, garage makes te a car.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the lista though.

5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.

6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.

7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home even if...
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posted by JoannaVonDoom
Im sorry if this has been postato before
If not, do not give me credit


1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If te have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours da hooking a videocamera to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...
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Intro :

yea mmhm i know these have been postato alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality o sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope te like!!! This was written da me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time Leggere my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :


If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help te feel better. And who knows, over time te might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an autore :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If te love...
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