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Desktop Fun Prank

This works best on someone without much computer knowledge. If te know of someone who is constantly talking about how stupid their PC is, o always seem to be lucky enough to get the newest virus before anyone else...this trick is for them.



You will need:

- Access to their computer
- Ability to take screenshots, change desktop wallpaper, and other basic computer skills


How this prank works:
You take a screenshot of someone's desktop (with o without apps running o photoshopping "enhancements"), than place that image as their desktop wallpaper. If te are decent with using photoshop...

[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits successivo Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have te tried mostrare him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like te - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - pesce Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...

The mostra SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The mostra SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed da a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine minuti of the mostra may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob o Caillou, in which immagini change più slowly, o to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...

A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she detto it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written da a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As te will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...

***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here te go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
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I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet te didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...

Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse pesca, peach was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", pesca, peach told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a baciare and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. margherita hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...

25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If te don't straighten up, I'm going to knock te into the middle of successivo week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I detto so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me più LOGIC .


"If te fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure...

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Americans eat 20.7 pounds of caramelle per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each anno on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

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Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix Cibo to be sold commercially.

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