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99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys Amore flirts.
3. A guy can like te for a minute, and then forget te afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are te doing something?" o "Have te eaten already?" are the first usual domande a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all giorno but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

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100 Reasons why te Amore her

posted by milorox18

1. I Amore the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I Amore the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I Amore the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I Amore the way te look at me.

5. I Amore how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I Amore the way I can’t imagine a giorno without te in my life.

7. I Amore the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I Amore the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I Amore the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I Amore how I know you’ll always be there when I need te to be.

11....

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - superiore, in alto 20 lista

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, o to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get te in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly da giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the successivo family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - te may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin berretto, tappo and feed him grapes when...

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

rose are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

rose are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

rose are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostra me your tits

rose make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And te Amore it up the shitter

rose are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

rose are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

rose are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

rose are shit
Violets are crap
mostra me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

rose are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And ingoiare, inghiottire it down

rose are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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41 ways to annoy your parents

posted by chowjoyi

41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If te have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Friends that te ask their opinion of everything.

7. After te have your bath, avvolgere a bath towel around te and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

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100 THINGS GOING THROUGH A CRAZY PERSON'S HEAD

posted by PsychadelicSkye

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers te know.
12.Strangers te don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to cancella above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar te grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something o someone

3. Go up to a random person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki random noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a fontana run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to te in public about the...

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10 most stupid domande people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When te meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are te doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t te try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When te ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while fa and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask te somethingand i want te to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how te feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want te to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi o Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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The 20 Dumbest domande asked on Yahoo risposte

posted by joe-kerr

I found this hilarious articolo on pcworld.com
Don't know who the autore is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's trofei Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...

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Funniest New Year's Resolutions

posted by Sheetal1256

Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a password other than "password" o "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits successivo to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be più imaginative.

I will not bore my boss da with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some più excuses.

I will do less laundry and use più deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...

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A fat fairy princess.

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Jokes

posted by Usui--takumi

Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did te get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A pinguino rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...

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Trick domande

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four domande to determine the level of your intellect. Your risposte must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating o wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: te are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in secondo place.
In which position are te now?

Answer:

If te answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. te overtook the secondo runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the successivo domanda try not to be so dumb.

2 : If te overtake the last...

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awesome school joke

posted by Shelly_McShelly

a boy was asked da his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes home and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother risposte " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad risposte "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she risposte "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she risposte "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...

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Elfen Lied Citazioni

posted by invadercalliope

•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? te know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let te go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are te enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling te how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End

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Fun and Probably Dangerous things to do when it snows!!!!

posted by llamalover565

Okay so if te live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The successivo day, cut the balloons off and te got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when te can barely sposta as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...

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Josh Groban - Believe - Polar Express Soundtrack - Instrumental Acoustic Karaoke

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