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I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether o not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, secondo of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if te worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell te to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your preferito song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow random people off and tell them what to buy every minuto o so. If te get in trouble, say te were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your collare and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...

1. Take someone's shopping carrello and switch the items with stuff from the person successivo to them's carrello
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen te in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of te on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. sposta "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....

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When te are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When te are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When te are dating..... He takes te out to have a good time.
When te are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are te going to drink?"

When te are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When te are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When te are dating..... A Single letto for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When te are married ....A King size letto feels like an army cot.

When te are dating..... te are turned on at the sight of him naked....

Hi, fanpop friends. These are some random bits of trivia about me.

* I think Anime is the best.

* I'm a nerd when it comes to Batman.

* My preferito holiday is Christmas.

* I have nostalgia for what Cartoon Network was like in the 1990s and 2000s.

* My preferito actor/singer is Tony Jay.

* My preferito actress is Emily Blunt.

* I'm a writer. I've been Scrivere regularly since I was a teenager. I started off as a comedic writer, before becoming obsessed with Scrivere romantic stories.

* I'm not a fan of horror films and I only like a small amount of documentaries. My preferito film genres include animation,...

Man, the fighting game community is lame. They make fun of Super Smash Bros Melee all the time, all they care about is some guy from an old fighting game called Fatal Furry, and they never shut up about the Arks System. Why would anyone care? What is this dumb indie game? Divekick? Sounds like a dumb move. Where’s the true indie game title, Up+Smash? That’s all I care about!- Where am I going with this joke again?



Divekick, an indie titolo made da fighting game fan for fighting game fans. And people who buy weird indie games cause they have dumb internet web series. What a coincidence....