bacon, pancetta affumicata

Its stupid not to care.
But its useless
I'm not going anywhere.

Used to think sometimes it was ok to lie.
But now you've got me askin' why
Tell me, why'd te let me think that I can fly?

What you've done is wrong.
F-Y-I thats the point of this song.

I know im stupid to think it.
But it was wrong to believe it.
Shoulda waited til I could see it.

So now,
Im Lost so howww
Did this happen?
And te sit back just laughin
My cuore left to fractions.

Ive learned my lesson.
Theres più to life than just a dream.
If te don't have a back up for your fantasy..
Its gonna hurt più than you'd think.

Are te buying my trust?...

RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, video and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i Amore my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones te see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they Amore their haters, and sometimes I think "if te Amore your haters, then why do te hate back?" seriously....

#1: JAWS:
Lets review the only movie of the series, that isn't complete shit.

A series starting with the stupidest moment is the squalo jumping on the boat.. mean WHAT!?
And ends with a squalo roaring, fucking roaring,
And a man escaping a plane being dragged down da a squalo and escapes without a scratch "and nobody asking how". And that Sharks travel thousands of miles for revenge, and turns out the detto revenge was poorly planned out, cause Michael literary jumps into the water, and Jaws swims away, even though the entire point of Jaws coming all that was the sole purpose of killing Michael....

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, superiore, in alto Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines superiore, in alto Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

Top Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder...

EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a random magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract te as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) te just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

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In the first CHiPs fan fic, the Canterlot Highway Patrol dealt with ponies stealing cars. Now they're going to deal with robbers.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Larry Wilcox as Jon Baker
And Erik Estrada as Frank Poncherello in...

Jon & Frank: *On their police motorcycles, riding on the highway*
Frank: I can't wait to get my brand new Camaro partner.
Jon: I can't wait either. You've been talking about it so much, I think that everyone we chase drive's one of those, and I mess up our reports. *Turns right*

They were about to...

So Inside was a pretty critically acclaimed game that is pretty recent. Not as recente as some indie games I’ve discussed but I’d say it’s fresh in some people’s minds. But the creator of Inside, Playdead, is no stranger to mass critical acclaim. I think this is a game I’ve been waiting to play and discuss for a while, so allow me to introduce te all to Limbo



I was tempted on saving Limbo for Corner of Horror instead of In-Indie, but I decided against it since, while atmospheric and pretty creepy at times, it’s not what I would consider a horror game. It’s as much a horror...