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Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open da themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call te Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until te hear the penny te dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....

"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious da now"

"Do what te want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain


"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want te to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, te moron."

"You're...so manly "means" te need a shave and te sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all te ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I...