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Get to know a Friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.

Call other people "Champ" o "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."

Drum on every available surface.

Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

Staple papers together in the middle of the page.

Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

Insist on giving weather forecasts in public.

Claim to be AMS certified....

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When te break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she misses te - [ she's hurting inside ]
When she says its over - [ she STILL want te to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants te to read it ]
When she walks away from te mad - [ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth - [ baciare her ]
When she pushes te o hit's te - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at te - [ baciare her and tell her te Amore her ]
When she ignore's te - [ Give her your...