Sexy Markiplier

Wake up to your dreams
And watch them come true
I'll make te whisper my name, I'll never leave the room
Night and day, I'll be your muse
No other girl can make te feel the way I do
I can make the stars dance
Light up the moon, I can make the stars dance
If te want me to
The sky is everywhere, so meet me under there
I can make the stars dance dance dance with you
Don't be afraid, close your eyes
Let me take te to places you've never been tonight
I thought da know you'd realize I can do anything I put my mind to
I can make the stars dance
Light up the moon, I can make the stars dance
If te want me to
The...

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.

• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.

• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL

• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.

• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.

• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink te have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.

• Get clear ice cubes da boiling water before freezing it

• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.

• If te accidentally write...

As someone who doesn't buy ANYTHING from iTunes unless it's free, I've figured out how to get the best stuff for free. I've listed my superiore, in alto Ten preferito Apps for iPod Touch (which I own) and iPhone.

10.) Pogo Games da Electronic Arts
Free app that gives about 5-6 free games. Play online for some competition! If te have a Pogo account, te can also earn tokens!

9.) Flashcards* da Jeff Holiday Software (also available for iPad)
This app is great! te can download different flashcard sets simply da searching for a topic o te can create your own. It's great for studying.

8.) Film da Flixter with...

When I don't understand a word, I always go to link to see their silly definitions before I consult an actual dictionary.
I spent some time searching up words, and some of the definitions were hilarious! So here ya go, some of the definitions I found interesting/funny:

link
There's a lot of definitions. My fave one is:
'A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....
multiply out the brackets...
2a(3m+2p+12k-12-90)
...would someone like to explain to me...WHAT...

ok this is why u should never mess with a tomboy for one thing NEVER EVER make them wear rosa o EVER make them wear skirts but some of them wouldnt really mind if there Friends were girly girls anyways the secondo thing is that they might get mad if u call a tomboy weak o stupid o dumb that includes all u girly girls and the third thing is that if ur dating a tomboy make sure that u like them for who they are and this is for the guys because i might get ur butt kicked if they found out that ur just using them some tomboys has a really bad temper and also u should never make them wear girly...