Jacob

Dumping this here because I don't know where else to put it. If there's any club I can post this to, please name it in the comments. I want to make sure I get this out.

Am I the only who finds the whole TL;DR thing incredibly annoying and useless? I mean, who reads a long post that a person had poured their blood, sweat & tears into, and says "Oh, that was too long, I didn't read it." who the hell does that? In my opinion, it makes te look illiterate and lazy. If te want people to have time in their lives to read something te posted, te don't do something te know te would hate. To...

1. When te get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why te were speeding, tell him te wanted to race. 

3. When he talks to you, pretend te are deaf. 

4. If he asks if te knew how fast te were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to...... 

5. Ask if te can see his gun. 

6. When he says te aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger. 

7. Touch him. 

8. When he asks why te were speeding, tell him te had to buy a hat. 

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat. 

10. Refer to him da his first name. 

11. Pretend you...

10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"

9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on the back of your knuckles permed.

8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. (Also repeat using Squirty Cheese, A fuoco Extinguisher o Mace if desired.)

6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.

5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.

4. Hand...

Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in Amore with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do te mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like te like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell te later. Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why te don't like me! Boy: Do te really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than freaking crap! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?!...

Just copy it, cancella my responses and add your own. Post the results in the commenti if te like. Yeah I know this should be an answer but it wouldn't fit there. Yes, I'm also aware that mine sounds kind of lame.


Write Down Ten random Characters.
1.Damon Washington
2. Louis Fitch
3. John Stone
4. Captain
5. Maureen Mason
6. Shaggy Rodgers
7. Ariana Sanchez
8. Jesse Longford
9. Vikram Mahajan
10. Velma Dinkley
Four invites Three and Eight to cena at their own house. What happens?
Stone and Longford: Fitch?
Captain: Who?
Longford: So you’re not Fitch?
Captain: No.
You need to stay at a friend's house for...