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Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses wallpaper

added by VanillaSonata

Source: edited da me

wallpaper

Barbie

i film di Barbie

mattel

Barbie e le 12 principesse danzanti

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Read some very funny answering machine messages

posted by australia-101

These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to te as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If te are the phone company, I already sent the money. If te are my parents, please send money. If te are my financial aid institution, te didn't lend me enough money. If te are my friends, te owe me money. If te are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....

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How to be annoying at a Funeral

posted by ShadowProve13

Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until te find your contact lens.

Punch the body and tell people that he hit te first.

Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

Ask someone to take a snapshot of te shaking hands with the deceased.

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

Ask the widow to give te a kiss.

Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.

Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the...

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My random story

posted by The_Random_Guy

The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A lupo named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do te want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." risposte Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are te doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...

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English Voice Actor Similarities Between Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia and Soul Eater

posted by Me_Iz_Here

I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.

Italy and Kid 
Narrator and Liz
 Greece and Spirit
 Chibitalia and Yumi 
America and Justin 
England and Harvar
 France and Giriko 
Russia and the clowns 
HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein
 Hungary and Medusa
 Liechtenstein and Patty
 Belarus and Tsubaki 
Lithuania and Ox
 Sweden and Mifune
 Sealand and Crona 
Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.

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Eminem songs

posted by mehere

superiore, in alto 24 Eminem song (random order)

who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope te like this one better than the first one please leave a commento if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P

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50 superiore, in alto randomest Sentences (And yes i got it from the person who made 100 superiore, in alto words)

posted by RiverIce

100: CHEEECCKPOOOINT
99: Purple Monkey Dishwasher
98: mela, apple pie... o Pumkin?
97: Sit on your pockets! (Well known teacher saying)
96: mom mom mom mom mommy mommy mommmy mommmy mommy luis luis luis luis mama mama mama mama WHAT? hi.
95: Lawl
94: Baby turtles
93: 9000!!!!
92: Da da di da did did do do di da did di do!
91: MY POKEMON BRING ALL THE NERDS TO THE YARD AND THERE LIKE YA WANNA TRADE CARDS? DAM RIGHT! I WANNA TRADE CARDS I WILL TARDE YOU, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!
90: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeck POINT!
89: 88, 87, 86, 85...
84: Online daters are desprete.... they rely on the internt!
83: mama I pooped
82: c'mon!...

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10 thing girls wish guys knew (girls perspective)

posted by vampirequeen001

1.You abuse our Amore te lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we Amore him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our Amore is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we Amore be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape o form.
6.Guys te should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with te (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly Amore we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When te (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.

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my best convo on omegle

posted by nymph_tonks

Stranger: hi

You: hi asl

Stranger: 20 m

Stranger: u?

You: 15 female

Stranger: nice to meet you!

You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!

Stranger: yeah!

Stranger: what are te up to?

You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: and where should u be?

You: probably outside ithout any giunca, spazzatura Cibo o soda

Stranger: fair enough

You: i would survive.

Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?

You: online, through text.

Stranger: where r u from?

Stranger: I am from UK btw

You: im from the us.

Stranger: nice

You: im bored

Stranger: oh...and I am italian

Stranger: we could do something...

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"Are te a stalker" READ THESE 10 THINGS TO SEE IF te ARE.

posted by ranmaakane4ever

HAHAHA

HERE I AM AGIAN BUT THIS TIME WITH MY SIBLING...ya!!!so WE ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE TRAGIC STORY OF STALKERS...SO READ THIS lista AND IF te DO ANYTHING ON THIS lista SEE A DOCTER FAST..SO CALL 555-STLAKER HELP(THIS IS NOT REAL DO NOT CALL AND IF te DO I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR te GETING INVOLVED WITH SOME DILEMA/PROBLEM)PLEASE DO NOT CALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!HERE ME DO NOT CALLL!!!

lIST BEGINS NOW:
1.DO te HAVE THE EURGE TO FALLOW PEOPLE AROUND(FRIENDS,GIRLFRIENDS/BOYFRIENDS o WORSE STRANGERS)
2.DO te TEXT/CALL CERTIAN PEOPLE 23/7(AS te CAN SEE NOT 24/7 BUT 23/7 THAT WAY THEY HAVE 1HR TO RREST)
3.DO...

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A bunch of random Things/Facts

posted by cloudstrifefan

Everything te can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh Bones are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...

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più blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can te tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her più attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do te say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are te boys all in the same band?
A3: Do te guys all play for the Green baia Packers?

Q: How do te make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...

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Funny Blonde Joke (no offense to blonde people :) )

posted by nessienjake

haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around fanpop and around the world :D

Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minuti looking at the arancia, arancio succo, succo di frutta box because it detto "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...

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Funny Citazioni From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. te can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say te should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching Televisione da candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find Televisione very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

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added by 3xZ

Notable benefits of Word finder that maybe te don’t know

posted by alicejenny

Developing word recognition is the main and outstanding benefit of link. Specifically, whenever te need to cerca for a word in a huge number of words o in case te face troubles with the arrangement of letters, Word finder will be the best solution. So, what Word finder can help you?
- Learning context clues
- Expanding vocabulary and supplementing education resources
- Completing word searches
Do te know any other advantages of word finder? Please let me know!

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Nik's Obscure Slasher Movie Marathon (Part II of II)

posted by windwakerguy430

ciao there, and welcome to part 2 of this dumb idea that I had. Obscure 80s slasher films. None of the popolare stuff. If te haven’t seen me talk about the first sixteen Film yet, go check that articolo out, cause there’s comparisons te might miss o something. Anyway, let’s get on with the final fifteen

#15: Nightmares in a Damaged Brain (1981)

Okay, first things first. Yes, I know the advertising name for this film is Nightmares. However, that name is super generic and I don’t care, so we’re going da it’s alternate name. Secondly, this is another one of those video nasty...

Nik's Obscure Slasher Movie Marathon (Part I of II)

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, hello once again, everyone. It’s that time of anno again. The Halloween season. The best season. Yeah, I’m still saying that and I refuse to be told otherwise. And te know what that means? That means it’s another anno for some sort of weird horror subgenre that I talk about that will most likely result in a bunch of trash over quality but I will come out with a sort of middling respect for some of these films. How great. And one genre that has piqued my interest so much was the slasher movie craze of the 80s. Lots and lots of slasher Film came out that decade. te got Jason Vorhees,...

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Making God Even Angrier - The Bible Game Review

posted by windwakerguy430

Hey, everyone. After the mistake that was Trigger Man, and having fallen into a state of suicidal depression, also mixed with the state of the world, I decided to turn toward religion in the hopes of turning my life around. Sure, hearing about some of the stuff that goes on in the bible, like how God ruined Job’s life over a bet with the Devil…. Not sure what that was about, but I am a true Christian now. It is not my place to domanda the work of the lord. But because I can’t go to church because… ya know… the world right now, and since actually Leggere a book is a challenge for...

I Showed te My Baton! Answer Me - Mad Maestro! Review

posted by windwakerguy430

Hey… So it’s been a bit since I did one of these. I’m gonna level with you, people, I did not enjoy 2020 and, despite having so much free time, I felt very unmotivated to try digging up the PS2 every time I popped in the PS4. I didn’t want to try any of the old stuff and just wanted to dedicate my time to one console. Not to mention, the pain in the culo of finding a decent PS2 game when they can go for over a hundred dollars tops. That said, after my superiore, in alto 20 Games of 20202 articolo and being really proud with how it turned out, I thought about giving PS2 games a try. I don’t hate talking...

Tay Zonday - Cioccolato Rain (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Cioccolato rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate rain
A baby born will die before the sin

Chocolate rain
The school libri say it can't be here again
Chocolate rain
The prisons make te wonder where it went

Chocolate rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie

Chocolate rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate rain
Only in the past is what they say

Chocolate rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

Chocolate rain
Made me attraversare, croce the strada, via the other day
Chocolate rain
Made te turn your head the...