City Night View

1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde risposte "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"

2.Why did the blond attraversare, croce the road?

I dont know.

Neither did the blond.

3.A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish te guys could get your act together. Just yesterday te take away my license and then today te expect me to mostra it to you."

4.A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the superiore, in alto of a burning building. Below,...

Why Did the Chicken attraversare, croce the Road?


George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road o not. The chicken is either with us o it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not attraversare, croce the road with THAT chicken. What do te mean da chicken? Could te define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road o the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only attraversare, croce roads, but...

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1.When someone remembers the things te say
2.Cute sneezes
3.Laughing until my stomach hurts
4.Waking up with perfect hair
5.The sound of little kid’s uncontrollable laughter
6.People who except my extreme weirdness
7.People who remember me after meeting me once
8.Getting an A on a test I didn’t study for
9.When the first text te see is from the person te Amore <3
10.When your plans don’t work out but your giorno turned perfect anyway
11.Seeing a baby laugh
12.That one person who knows te better than te know yourself
13.When a friendly stranger smiles at you
14.The cold side of the pillow
15.Knowing...