Converse of colori

Things I’ve learned from watching horror movies
 

• I learned that if the house te are living in tells te to “GO AWAY,” do it. Now.
• If you’re a virgin, stay that way.
• If a killer with a coltello is chasing te around the house, do NOT go upstairs. Go out the front door, te idiot!
• For God’s sake, turn on the lights.
• Never diviso, spalato up.
• Never stoop over to see if the killer is dead. He’s not.
• Never get naked in front of a window.
• Avoid the following geographical locations: Amityville, Elm Street, Crystal Lake, Transylvania, many islands, lover’s lanes, most secluded...

1. Stick your palm open under the stall bacheca and ask your
neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 secondi and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large...

when te feel the dream is over...

feel the world is on your shoulders

and te Lost the strength to carry on....~

even though the walls may crumble

and te find te always stumble through
remember never to surrender to the dark

Cuz if te turn another page
you will see that’s not the way
the story has to end
~
and if te need to find a way back
feel you’re on the wrong track
give it time, you’ll learn to fly

tomorrow is a new day
and te will find your own way :)

you’ll be stronger with each giorno that te cry
then you’ll learn to fly ~~

in your head, so many questions?...
the truth is your possession...