Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a banana strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the lista te have to watch out for:
1.The simplest way is the banana peel. Bananas like to be wackos and mostra themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if te are near a slippery set of stairs at school and te don't see the banana peel, there's a chance te will be falling somewhere. They were most likely staring at the twin grapes that were on your tray.
2. The most uncommon way is easy, too---bananas are on trees, so if you're walking under a banana albero and one is about to fall off, there's an easy concussion for you.
3. DO NOT PUT A GREEN banana AND A BROWN banana TOGETHER!!!! Those two are the worst evil pair duos of the century. The brown banana has an evil disease and is the most troublesome, so if te put it successivo to a clean and nice and Ribelle - The Brave banana, there will be conversion there! te do not want your bananas all going bad, because believe me, they like putting on raids. Just as the apples in my frutta bowl...
4. If te didn't eat the whole banana, every single part of it, the stink in the garbage can will increase. They think te are destroying their dignity, so if te don't eat every last bite besides the peel, they mostra te what SMELL actually means.
5. And finally, do not throw a banana, especially if te just got done saying that te really like them and te want to eat more. If te throw the banana, it will come back at te in the face, probably giving te a broken nose and blindness. And if te are really smart, do not give a banana to your counterpart kangaroo. Believe me, if they start throwing bananas te are in BIG trouble. Who knows how many people around the world will suffer from cardiac arrest...!
Some of these written are just for entertainment, everbody. But te can probably give a guess as to which ones were really true. Then again, bananas have become evil over the years... O_O
1.The simplest way is the banana peel. Bananas like to be wackos and mostra themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if te are near a slippery set of stairs at school and te don't see the banana peel, there's a chance te will be falling somewhere. They were most likely staring at the twin grapes that were on your tray.
2. The most uncommon way is easy, too---bananas are on trees, so if you're walking under a banana albero and one is about to fall off, there's an easy concussion for you.
3. DO NOT PUT A GREEN banana AND A BROWN banana TOGETHER!!!! Those two are the worst evil pair duos of the century. The brown banana has an evil disease and is the most troublesome, so if te put it successivo to a clean and nice and Ribelle - The Brave banana, there will be conversion there! te do not want your bananas all going bad, because believe me, they like putting on raids. Just as the apples in my frutta bowl...
4. If te didn't eat the whole banana, every single part of it, the stink in the garbage can will increase. They think te are destroying their dignity, so if te don't eat every last bite besides the peel, they mostra te what SMELL actually means.
5. And finally, do not throw a banana, especially if te just got done saying that te really like them and te want to eat more. If te throw the banana, it will come back at te in the face, probably giving te a broken nose and blindness. And if te are really smart, do not give a banana to your counterpart kangaroo. Believe me, if they start throwing bananas te are in BIG trouble. Who knows how many people around the world will suffer from cardiac arrest...!
Some of these written are just for entertainment, everbody. But te can probably give a guess as to which ones were really true. Then again, bananas have become evil over the years... O_O
* arancia, arancio Lavaburst
* pesca, peach (no longer produced)
* Poppin' rosa Lemonade
* fragola Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* caramelle mela, apple cooler
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* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* frutta Pow
* frutta Punch
* Orange
* arancia, arancio Supernova
* rosa Lemonade
* lampone Kiwi
* Strawberry
* fragola Kiwi
* Wild Berry
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* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
* pesca, peach (no longer produced)
* Poppin' rosa Lemonade
* fragola Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* caramelle mela, apple cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* frutta Pow
* frutta Punch
* Orange
* arancia, arancio Supernova
* rosa Lemonade
* lampone Kiwi
* Strawberry
* fragola Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C aspro, acida Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our Friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if te sometimes feel sad o depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to te sorry, but if your in any other country, then te still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When te think of Cioccolato everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
9. We've all got our Friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if te sometimes feel sad o depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to te sorry, but if your in any other country, then te still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When te think of Cioccolato everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other articolo like this so here's another one.I hope te enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks da (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a tè party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals da say "would te like to unisciti us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the rosa fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good o I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks da (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a tè party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals da say "would te like to unisciti us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the rosa fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good o I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?