My Life:
I'm 18 years old,Blond hair,My name is Jade,my grandparents are dead(duh!!!)My dad was divorced!My mom really only cares about my baby brother,Matthew,and when I ask if she loves me...Well...This is what I get:
"Mom.Do te Amore me?" "That's nice dear,Hey can te bring me some Medicine??"Mom would ALWAYS answer LIKE THAT!Good thing I'm gonna celebrate Natale With my Cousin!So what if I didn't tell her!I'm still going!Already Booked a plane!Anyways!After the aftermath of My mom and her Head ache!I always went to my friend,Charlotte's apartment.Yeah!I did tonight,not much happening there.I saw her dog though,Man I still can't believe what happened at home that night!:
"Mom!I'm home!Mom?Ga!!"I detto as I called for my mom."Mom!Whats this?A note?"Jade looked over the note:"Dear Jade,I went to work late tonight,Matthew is already asleep,so no worries!Just be careful tonight!Love Mom!"Jade read out loud."Huh!Mom never leaves notes!"Jade detto as she sat her bag down in her bedroom."Okay well better go to bed!"Jade said:
That night I had the weirdest dream:
I was on a...thingy that was very bright!"Where am I?"I asked."You're In Heaven!Of course!I'm Khya!Whats your name?"A girl said." "I'm Jade.What is all this?"I asked."Oh!
when someone comes here,we celebrate!I'm your Angle!And Helper!I guide te through your miserable little life!"Kyha said."Yeah well,Why haven't I seen te before?"I asked."Because,
everyone gets their angle at a certain age,Yours is 18!"Kyha answered.I woke up immediately!What happened next...Is crazy:
to be continued!
I'm 18 years old,Blond hair,My name is Jade,my grandparents are dead(duh!!!)My dad was divorced!My mom really only cares about my baby brother,Matthew,and when I ask if she loves me...Well...This is what I get:
"Mom.Do te Amore me?" "That's nice dear,Hey can te bring me some Medicine??"Mom would ALWAYS answer LIKE THAT!Good thing I'm gonna celebrate Natale With my Cousin!So what if I didn't tell her!I'm still going!Already Booked a plane!Anyways!After the aftermath of My mom and her Head ache!I always went to my friend,Charlotte's apartment.Yeah!I did tonight,not much happening there.I saw her dog though,Man I still can't believe what happened at home that night!:
"Mom!I'm home!Mom?Ga!!"I detto as I called for my mom."Mom!Whats this?A note?"Jade looked over the note:"Dear Jade,I went to work late tonight,Matthew is already asleep,so no worries!Just be careful tonight!Love Mom!"Jade read out loud."Huh!Mom never leaves notes!"Jade detto as she sat her bag down in her bedroom."Okay well better go to bed!"Jade said:
That night I had the weirdest dream:
I was on a...thingy that was very bright!"Where am I?"I asked."You're In Heaven!Of course!I'm Khya!Whats your name?"A girl said." "I'm Jade.What is all this?"I asked."Oh!
when someone comes here,we celebrate!I'm your Angle!And Helper!I guide te through your miserable little life!"Kyha said."Yeah well,Why haven't I seen te before?"I asked."Because,
everyone gets their angle at a certain age,Yours is 18!"Kyha answered.I woke up immediately!What happened next...Is crazy:
to be continued!
Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If te were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was successivo to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put caramelle in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
caramelle Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i Amore these!),a lot più too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If te were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was successivo to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put caramelle in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
caramelle Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i Amore these!),a lot più too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four anno old Amber,
A 12 anno old Kennedy,A 5 anno old Harper,And then there's 9 anno old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her bambole back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do te want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in tostapane for half a minute.
*Ten minuti later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do te know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked te as the Babysitter cause te have 7 siblings and te all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 anno old Kennedy,A 5 anno old Harper,And then there's 9 anno old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her bambole back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do te want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in tostapane for half a minute.
*Ten minuti later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do te know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked te as the Babysitter cause te have 7 siblings and te all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. te grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. te take foto of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when te sneeze.
5. te don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and te don’t even work there.
7. te spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Gatti are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. te can’t even remember your secondo cup.
10. te can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. te take foto of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when te sneeze.
5. te don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and te don’t even work there.
7. te spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Gatti are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. te can’t even remember your secondo cup.
10. te can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five più songs, can te believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even detto that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her successivo CD Rebecca promises to have a più natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking home from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a balena drove da in his sedan and detto happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went home and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a pesce tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went home and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a pesce tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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