1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the fiore girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure te disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call te repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure te set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill Cioccolato fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid sposta da getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the fiore girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure te disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call te repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure te set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill Cioccolato fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid sposta da getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
#9 Have one of your Friends hit te on the back and spit out a piece of white gum o a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until te have $20 o more.
#7 If te have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do bambini come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob o Musica videos.
#4 Go around Canto the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
