Hamsters Amore popcorn!!

found this on the net:

29 Annoying Ways to Order a pizza

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press random numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would te please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation te are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this...

I actually cried coming up with this speech last night...I think it was even più beautiful when I first came up with it.

If te were to think like me and look through multiple viewpoints of life and existence heck even trillions of different viewpoints from the stars to the planets and everything inbetween and beyond even through your best Friends eyes te would be blown away.
If te were to sit and truly think about it all te would realize that people come up with the formulas and the math and the science even though none of it exists. They try to stabilize existence and make it pure intel...