The Lion King Official Teaser Trailer

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car inoltrare, avanti saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If te are hung like a horse, te don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
chitarra by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob

lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if te think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if te just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if te think that we cant sing it faster then te wrong but itll help if te just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if te just sing along!OH YEAH!

THE END
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Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to Friends about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in Amore with crush

Step 10: Imagine having bambini with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.

#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..


#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.


#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe te can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..


#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
te have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!


#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?


#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.