6 reasons not to mess with children:

Reason 1:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher detto it was physically impossible for a balena to ingoiare, inghiottire a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed da a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a balena could not ingoiare, inghiottire a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then te ask him ".

Reason 2:

A Kindergarten...