South Park (video game)

Twelve years fa I sat at a Friends house, doing my best to stay awake. We were waiting for midnight, for the very first episode of South Park to air. I can still remember how excited I was, this mostra was supposed to be funnier and più vulgar than "Beavis and Butthead" o "Ren and Stimpy". Which at the time were considered to be the "bad cartoons" that kids would watch behind their parents back.

As everyone knows the first episode was about Cartman getting an anal probe. That was a big deal at the time. Parents freaked out about the show, kids were banned from wearing South Park merchandise...

Lunch Time In School
Cartman:Mmmmmm! i Amore chicken *Bites of piece of chicken skin*
Kyle:*Eating chicken*mmmm yes it is...*swallows*
Kenny:Mm mmmm!!!(So good!!!)
And A Chicken is sitting at the window watching them eating chicken.
Chicken:REVENGE te ASSHOLES!!

School Ends
Cartman:Ahhh!!!! Need to shit need da SHIT!!
Stan:just go in that cespuglio, bush over there
Cartman:whew! thanks!
Cartman goes int bushes
Cartman:Ahhhh!!!
Chicken Pops Up
Cartman:WOW!!!
Chicken:You must die!!!
Cartman:O.O
Chicken:Fight!!!!!
Cartman:ummm not to be a buzz kill o anythin'...but can te see me craping?
Chicken:Oh....well take your time...Then...

SFG- ciao guys!
Cartman- ciao Micks!
Kyle-...
Kenny-...
Butters-...Hi?
SFG- Today's domanda is...Lady Gaga o Brittany Spears?
Cartman- I thought te were going to say Lady Gaga o Cartman!
Kyle- if it WAS that question, I would pick Lady Gaga!
Cartman- te little lying bastard! I'll kill you!
Kyle- Oh My God! te killed Kenny! te bastard!
Kenny-?!?!? mememem (I'm still alive!)
Butters- OH MY GOD!
Cartman- WHAT?!?
Butters- Coffee...
SFG- ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!
Cartman- Alright, alright, calm down. I pick Lady Gaga, 'cause she's better than that annoying voice of Brittany Spears...
Kyle- What the hell?!?!...