Jason: Hi people outside of your television! I'm Jason and this is my super annoying sistar, Rachel!
Rachel: Jason, te know i can hear you, right?
Jason: Yes, i know and do'nt care about it!
Rachel: Oooh Jason! When that camera turn off, i'm so gonna give you!
Jason: Yeah, we'll see it's te o me who's the strongest when the camera turns of. . .
Rachel: I've made another decission, we'll just do it now! I mean, the contestants is'nt gonna come before a couple of minutes, so why do'nt we just do it now?
Jason: I do'nt wanna look messy on the screen!
Rachel: *makes chicken sounds* Chiiikeeen!
Jason: I'm not a chicken! I just do'nt punch, punzone women. . . That's all!
Rachel: Oh, so just because i'm a woman, te think i'm weak and can't deffend myself!? Ooooh you've had this one comeing for 15 years! *Jumps on Jason and they start fighting*
*Boat arrives with Jackson and Chelsea*
Chelsea: What's up with those guys? Is'nt this mostra supposed to be without any danger and fighting?
Jackson: I do'nt know, but that girl is so damn H-O-T man!
Chelsea: Jackson, we're contestants in a realityshow, not a part of a cruise for lovestruck singles!
Jackson: Who cares?
Chelsea: Urgh Jackson! Your pervert!
Jackson: What ever. . .
Chelsea: Hey, what did te do in your audition?
Jackson: I scared Edward with jumping out from is Pianoforte saying BOO! You?
Chelsea: HAHAHA!! Oh Jackson, why are te always doing such a thing? Well, Emmet just caught me on tape just before i went hunting. . . te think it's bad to be a vampire here?
Jackson: Nah, we're immortal, how can that be a bad thing?
Chelsea: I do'nt know. . . ciao guys! Yeah, te two! Can te guys tell us what we're atualy gonna do out here?
Rachel: Oh Jason! The first contestants are here!
Chelsea: . . . Yeah, yeah we are.
Jason: Uhm, well, uhm, Hi! And welcome on Total Drama Castaway! There'll be diffrent competitions that we decide and te have no affection on it! Does'nt it just sound wonderful!
Jackson: Oh, yeah, wonderful. . . Well, what are te guys actualy called?
Rachel: Uhm. . Hi! And i'm Rachel and this is Jason, my annoying big broth-
Jason: See! Looks like some ore are comming! Oh, and it's Stacey!
Stacey: Wow this place is amazing! How did te just find this!?
Rachel: Uh, we have some. . . Connections. . .
*Flashback*
Rachel: Okay Brad! Now, te let us use the islands o i'll put these foto of te using a ladyshaver on the internet!
Brad Pitt: Okay, okay!
*Flashback ends*
Stacey: . . . Ooookay!
Jason: Phew, close. . .
Stacey: What?
Jason: Nothing! Oh look! Now Athena and Kammi is comming!
Kammi: *To Athena* See? I knew it! This seasong the host would'nt be Chris!
Athena: Yeah yeah, whatever! Atleast these is'nt over 20! I think. . .
Rachel: *Giggles* Nope, we're not above 20!
Jason: Eventhought she can act like one. . .
Rachel: *elbows Jason* Look! più of them!
Holly: This place is so cool! How did te guys find it?
Rachel: Loooong story! But do'nt worry, you'll soon find out how this place relly is!
Holly: Cool!
Jason: Okaaay. . . Argh, why is that barca so damn slow! Why could'nt we afford a better one?
Rachel: Because the money blew up last season! Remember? And Heather put her lawyers in it to get her money!
Jason: Heather has lawyers? Since when!?
Rachel: Is'nt it kinda obvious? Since she Lost th money ofcourse! Duh!
Jason: Argh Rachel, do'nt be such a- Oh! Now Skeater is comming! Finaly, a man! I'm feeling kinda crushed with all these girls! Even the camera dude is a girl!
Camera Girl: Would'nt it then be a dudette?
Jason: Mind your own camera! Well, hello Skeater! How's it going buddeh?
Skeater: Uhm, first, is there many snakes here? And other animals?
Jason: Ofcourse there are! The people who've been here had been bitten da animali tons of times! But, no one's dead. . . Yet!
Holly: That rymes!
Jason: Yeah, it does. . . Okay, successivo one's up is Cody!
Cody: ciao girls, how's it going? *smirks*
Jason: Uhm, Cody? There's no fangirls in this season. . So far. . . Maybe there'll be some on successivo boat!
Cody: Argh man! Seriously? Uh, well, then i'm just gonna follow Holly. . .
Holly: te know my name?
Cody: Yeah, te just speaked, that guy detto te name *points at Jason* so it's kinda easy to figure out then. . .
Jason: Hey, 'that guy' actualy has a name!
Cody: Yeah. . .
Holly: Oh. . . But do'nt follow me! Seriously, te DO'NT follow a girl when she goes peeing! Uhm, da the way, where's the bathrooms?
Rachel: Seriously? Anyone actualy figured out that we're on a desert island!? There IS no bathrooms!
Holly: But where are we gonna pee? And do our confessionals?!
Rachel: te pee in the water o in the jungle, te make your confessionals right there. *points at a spot where there's shown a little camera and a stone*
Holly: Okay! I'll be right back! Oh god, good i remembered my swimwear!
Rachel: Okay, anyone who forgot your swimwear, cuz it's getting real hot out here, and you'll probably faint of te keep your real clothes on!
*Everyone looks around*
Cody: Uhm, i've forgot mine!
*Everyone looks surprised at Cody*
Rachel: Okay, we can't have te running around naked.
Cody: So, what are we gonna do?!
Rachel: Well, i have some ekstra bikinis, but seriously. . .
Cody: No man! I've allready worn one of those german bikinis! Please, do'nt let me wear some kind of rosa bikini too!
Rachel: Seriously!? Why do EVERYONE think i like rosa so much!?
Jason: Seriously sis? You're a girl, we guys just think girls like pink!
Rachel: I have alot of swimsuits and bikini but not a rosa one! I have 3 blue, 2 black and green, 4 black, red and blues, 1 multi color an-
Jason: Okay Cody, te can just borrow one of mine, i relly can't take my sister's babbling about swimsuits! She's such a swimming freak! Seriously, she did'nt have enough spazio in her room for her swimming trophys, so she used some of my room for it. . .
Cody: Okay, thanks buddy!
Jason: Yeah, fine, oh, now Bridgette is comming!
Bridgette: Aaaah, see THIS is a good spiaggia Chris! See, atleast ONE of the shows can actualy afford a good beach! How did te guys find it?
Rachel: Aaargh, please, do'nt ask!
Bridgette: Oookay. . . *takes her bags and walk up behind the rest of the contestant*
Jason: And now we hav-
Rachel: I wanna say who's comming this time! And now, Duncan is comming!
Duncan: Seriously, can't this barca go a little faster!?
Jason: Yeah! I mean no, they can't go any faster! But i wish they could!
Duncan: Seriously, te strain like crazy!
Rachel: HAHA! There te got it!
Jason: te just shut up Rachel!
Duncan: Rachel? He dude, your little sister is pretty hot, te know.
Jason: te stop right there! If you're trying to make a sposta on her, you're gonna end up with a broken arm, and that's NOT a animal who'll do that!
Jackson: Okaaayy. . . Well, when those two will fight I'M gonna make a sposta on her! *evil luagh for fun*
Rachel: Okay now we're just gonna sposta on to the successivo contestant! And it's Courtney! Welcome to Total Drama Castaway, Courtney!
Courtney: Hi Rachel! It's relly nice to meet you1 And te too Jason!
Jason: Wow, the first one who actualy knew our names! Impressive! I'm sure i'll do good on the island!
Courtney: Thank you!
Rachel: Okay successivo one up is Mellisa!
Mellisa: Argh, seriously, we're gonna live here?
Jason: Uhm, yes ma'am!
Mellisa: Ooooh you're gonna regret te just detto that! *gives Jason a sesion of small punches and he falls to the ground*
Jason: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPEND!?
Mellisa: I've taken figting class lately! They've learned us how to paralyze an enemy for a couple of minutes.
Jason: WOW!
Mellisa: Okay, so, we're gonna live here, right? Is there gonna be some kind of shadow somewhere?
Rachel: Since my brother is paralyzed, and thank te very much for that, i'm just gonna do the talking right now, and yes, but you're gonna make it yourself! Why do te think people call this a desert island?
Mellisa: Okay. . . As long as i do'nt need to be in the sun all the time, i'm getting relly angry if that happens!
Rachel: Alright, alrght, okay, successivo up is Trent!
Jason: *whispers to Duncan* I do'nt get what the girls see in that guy!
Duncan: Yeah, Elvis is'nt anymore special than me.
Rachel: Erh Hmn! You're right Duncan, you're so muc più worse than 'Elvis'!
Duncan: *Annoyed glare* Seriously, she's hot!
Courtney: Just stick with te little goth-girl girlfriend Dunky!
Duncan: Argh, seriously! te know i hate that name!
Courtney: Why do te think i'm using it?
Rachel: Uhm, guys? Are te done yet, cuz it would be quite nice if we could sposta on with the show!
Courtney+Duncan: Sorry. . .
Rachel: Okay, successivo one up is Katie and Sadie! Urgh seriously? We're having them BOTH with us this season? I thought first season was enough EEEEP'ing for a whole lifetime! I do'nt get it how te guys could survive a half seasong with them!
Coutney+Bridgette: Oh, we could'nt! Seriously, the best episode was when Katie was trhown out!
Rachel: Okay. . . Hey! Looks like my brother can sposta again! ciao Mellisa! Can te please do your trick just one più time?
Mellisa: Sorry, not right now!
Jason: Rachel, please, not one più time! I'm getting seriously tired of all this paralyzeing stuff! Okay, successivo one up is Tyler! Argh, come on! Can't we have some più at the same time?! This takes forever!
Rachel: Okay, now it's. . . HAROLD!? How is that even possible?! I THOUGHT WE FORBID HIM TO JOIN!?
Jason: Yeah, but i knew it would annoy you!
Rachel: Oh, just te wait Jason, just te wait. . .
Jason: Whatever, successivo up we have Lia!
Lia: *to boatman* te better drive faster, o then te better do 10 pull ups when we reach the coast!
Boatman: *sails faster*
Lia: That's better!
Rachel: Hi Lia! Wlecome to Total Drama Castaway!
Lia: ciao Rachel, Jason, everyone else!
Jason: Okay, we're running out of time, so everyone better hurry up and get into the long crowd!
Rachel: successivo up i- Argh, i'm tired of saying that lame old sentence! Just give it up for Chey! o something. . .
Chey: Hi everyone! Thanks for letting me into TDC!
Jason: No problem! Aaaand we relly needed new contestants. . .
Rachel: Okay, hi Chey, and now we sposta on to AJ!
AJ: HIYA EVERYONE! This is like, just, sooooo cool! *tries to walk out of the boat, but trips and falls to the ground*
Courtney: Argh, not Izzy-first-season all over again!
Rachel: te know te COULD be a little help ful te know! da the way, should'nt agrifoglio be back da now?
Holly: *swinging in a liana (sp?) and jumps down to the ground* Sorry, i walked into the jungle but got kinda lost, so i took this liana and hoped it led to the beach! Hiya new people!
AJ: Hi! I-
Rachel: Okay, do'nt have so much time, so sposta on AJ cuz we still need the last two contestants!
Jason: Okay, now we have! Argh, wait, that sounds like something granmom would say. . . Okay, let's try with, Now we say welcome to- No, that sounds even worse. . . What abou-
Rachel: JASON! Just introduce our successivo contestant! NOw, not at christmas!
Jason: Fine,fine, now we have, Thorn!
Thorn: Seriously, te could'nt find a faster boat!
Jason: Please! We were trying, but there was'nt enough money!
Thorn: If this does'nt get faster, i'l swim to the coast!
Boatman: Just because Chris relly wanted me to continue the job, now i'm going to drive the boat! Seriously, it was much più funny in TDA. . . Especialy when i was locking Gwen and Lindsay into those cages. . . Haha, good times!
Rachel: OH MY GOD!! Is that Chef!? How can tha- But how's it even possible!?
Jason: We STILL needed money, and Chef did'nt take to much, so i just hired him!
Rachel: . . . Oh, well, whatever, now we have our successivo contestant, and it's Bailey!
Bailey: Hey, te on the beach! Yes the boy out there, give me 5 ull ups ight now!
Jason: Yes ma'am! *starts*
Rachel: Ooookaaayy. . . Well, successivo one is Charlette! Welcome!
Charlette: Cool! This island looks like paradise!
Rachel: Oh, just te wait a couple of days, then you'll see how much 'paradise' this is!
Charlette: Okaayy. . .
Jason: Okay, successivo is Tyler
Tyler: Finaly! A place without Chef!
Chef (boatman): te do'nt know thatb i'm standing right behind you, huh?
Tyler: . . . AAAARGH! *Jumps of the barca and lands on his head*
Rachel: OH MY GOSH! Are te okay Tyler?
Tyler: Yeah, i'm fine!
Jason: OKay, now it's Ember!
Ember: . . . Okay, so this is the island?
Rachel: Yes, yes it is!
Ember: . . . Okay. . .
Rachel: Okay, finaly, here is. . . Uhm, why is'nt the barca comming?
Jason: It is! It's just slow! Very slow. . . Oh, now i can see. . . Noah! Wow, he's in? How the hell is he gonna be here!? Did'nt te watch season 1 with all his 'allergics'?
Rachel: Yeah, but now he's in, got a problem? Cuz i can easily make Mellisa come here and punch, punzone te again!
Jason: okay. . . That was it for today! Come and unisciti us again successivo week here on, Total, Drama, Castaway!
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A/N Okay, so, what do te guys think of it? Sorry if i did'nt do your charecter right, this is my first try u know!
Rachel: Jason, te know i can hear you, right?
Jason: Yes, i know and do'nt care about it!
Rachel: Oooh Jason! When that camera turn off, i'm so gonna give you!
Jason: Yeah, we'll see it's te o me who's the strongest when the camera turns of. . .
Rachel: I've made another decission, we'll just do it now! I mean, the contestants is'nt gonna come before a couple of minutes, so why do'nt we just do it now?
Jason: I do'nt wanna look messy on the screen!
Rachel: *makes chicken sounds* Chiiikeeen!
Jason: I'm not a chicken! I just do'nt punch, punzone women. . . That's all!
Rachel: Oh, so just because i'm a woman, te think i'm weak and can't deffend myself!? Ooooh you've had this one comeing for 15 years! *Jumps on Jason and they start fighting*
*Boat arrives with Jackson and Chelsea*
Chelsea: What's up with those guys? Is'nt this mostra supposed to be without any danger and fighting?
Jackson: I do'nt know, but that girl is so damn H-O-T man!
Chelsea: Jackson, we're contestants in a realityshow, not a part of a cruise for lovestruck singles!
Jackson: Who cares?
Chelsea: Urgh Jackson! Your pervert!
Jackson: What ever. . .
Chelsea: Hey, what did te do in your audition?
Jackson: I scared Edward with jumping out from is Pianoforte saying BOO! You?
Chelsea: HAHAHA!! Oh Jackson, why are te always doing such a thing? Well, Emmet just caught me on tape just before i went hunting. . . te think it's bad to be a vampire here?
Jackson: Nah, we're immortal, how can that be a bad thing?
Chelsea: I do'nt know. . . ciao guys! Yeah, te two! Can te guys tell us what we're atualy gonna do out here?
Rachel: Oh Jason! The first contestants are here!
Chelsea: . . . Yeah, yeah we are.
Jason: Uhm, well, uhm, Hi! And welcome on Total Drama Castaway! There'll be diffrent competitions that we decide and te have no affection on it! Does'nt it just sound wonderful!
Jackson: Oh, yeah, wonderful. . . Well, what are te guys actualy called?
Rachel: Uhm. . Hi! And i'm Rachel and this is Jason, my annoying big broth-
Jason: See! Looks like some ore are comming! Oh, and it's Stacey!
Stacey: Wow this place is amazing! How did te just find this!?
Rachel: Uh, we have some. . . Connections. . .
*Flashback*
Rachel: Okay Brad! Now, te let us use the islands o i'll put these foto of te using a ladyshaver on the internet!
Brad Pitt: Okay, okay!
*Flashback ends*
Stacey: . . . Ooookay!
Jason: Phew, close. . .
Stacey: What?
Jason: Nothing! Oh look! Now Athena and Kammi is comming!
Kammi: *To Athena* See? I knew it! This seasong the host would'nt be Chris!
Athena: Yeah yeah, whatever! Atleast these is'nt over 20! I think. . .
Rachel: *Giggles* Nope, we're not above 20!
Jason: Eventhought she can act like one. . .
Rachel: *elbows Jason* Look! più of them!
Holly: This place is so cool! How did te guys find it?
Rachel: Loooong story! But do'nt worry, you'll soon find out how this place relly is!
Holly: Cool!
Jason: Okaaay. . . Argh, why is that barca so damn slow! Why could'nt we afford a better one?
Rachel: Because the money blew up last season! Remember? And Heather put her lawyers in it to get her money!
Jason: Heather has lawyers? Since when!?
Rachel: Is'nt it kinda obvious? Since she Lost th money ofcourse! Duh!
Jason: Argh Rachel, do'nt be such a- Oh! Now Skeater is comming! Finaly, a man! I'm feeling kinda crushed with all these girls! Even the camera dude is a girl!
Camera Girl: Would'nt it then be a dudette?
Jason: Mind your own camera! Well, hello Skeater! How's it going buddeh?
Skeater: Uhm, first, is there many snakes here? And other animals?
Jason: Ofcourse there are! The people who've been here had been bitten da animali tons of times! But, no one's dead. . . Yet!
Holly: That rymes!
Jason: Yeah, it does. . . Okay, successivo one's up is Cody!
Cody: ciao girls, how's it going? *smirks*
Jason: Uhm, Cody? There's no fangirls in this season. . So far. . . Maybe there'll be some on successivo boat!
Cody: Argh man! Seriously? Uh, well, then i'm just gonna follow Holly. . .
Holly: te know my name?
Cody: Yeah, te just speaked, that guy detto te name *points at Jason* so it's kinda easy to figure out then. . .
Jason: Hey, 'that guy' actualy has a name!
Cody: Yeah. . .
Holly: Oh. . . But do'nt follow me! Seriously, te DO'NT follow a girl when she goes peeing! Uhm, da the way, where's the bathrooms?
Rachel: Seriously? Anyone actualy figured out that we're on a desert island!? There IS no bathrooms!
Holly: But where are we gonna pee? And do our confessionals?!
Rachel: te pee in the water o in the jungle, te make your confessionals right there. *points at a spot where there's shown a little camera and a stone*
Holly: Okay! I'll be right back! Oh god, good i remembered my swimwear!
Rachel: Okay, anyone who forgot your swimwear, cuz it's getting real hot out here, and you'll probably faint of te keep your real clothes on!
*Everyone looks around*
Cody: Uhm, i've forgot mine!
*Everyone looks surprised at Cody*
Rachel: Okay, we can't have te running around naked.
Cody: So, what are we gonna do?!
Rachel: Well, i have some ekstra bikinis, but seriously. . .
Cody: No man! I've allready worn one of those german bikinis! Please, do'nt let me wear some kind of rosa bikini too!
Rachel: Seriously!? Why do EVERYONE think i like rosa so much!?
Jason: Seriously sis? You're a girl, we guys just think girls like pink!
Rachel: I have alot of swimsuits and bikini but not a rosa one! I have 3 blue, 2 black and green, 4 black, red and blues, 1 multi color an-
Jason: Okay Cody, te can just borrow one of mine, i relly can't take my sister's babbling about swimsuits! She's such a swimming freak! Seriously, she did'nt have enough spazio in her room for her swimming trophys, so she used some of my room for it. . .
Cody: Okay, thanks buddy!
Jason: Yeah, fine, oh, now Bridgette is comming!
Bridgette: Aaaah, see THIS is a good spiaggia Chris! See, atleast ONE of the shows can actualy afford a good beach! How did te guys find it?
Rachel: Aaargh, please, do'nt ask!
Bridgette: Oookay. . . *takes her bags and walk up behind the rest of the contestant*
Jason: And now we hav-
Rachel: I wanna say who's comming this time! And now, Duncan is comming!
Duncan: Seriously, can't this barca go a little faster!?
Jason: Yeah! I mean no, they can't go any faster! But i wish they could!
Duncan: Seriously, te strain like crazy!
Rachel: HAHA! There te got it!
Jason: te just shut up Rachel!
Duncan: Rachel? He dude, your little sister is pretty hot, te know.
Jason: te stop right there! If you're trying to make a sposta on her, you're gonna end up with a broken arm, and that's NOT a animal who'll do that!
Jackson: Okaaayy. . . Well, when those two will fight I'M gonna make a sposta on her! *evil luagh for fun*
Rachel: Okay now we're just gonna sposta on to the successivo contestant! And it's Courtney! Welcome to Total Drama Castaway, Courtney!
Courtney: Hi Rachel! It's relly nice to meet you1 And te too Jason!
Jason: Wow, the first one who actualy knew our names! Impressive! I'm sure i'll do good on the island!
Courtney: Thank you!
Rachel: Okay successivo one up is Mellisa!
Mellisa: Argh, seriously, we're gonna live here?
Jason: Uhm, yes ma'am!
Mellisa: Ooooh you're gonna regret te just detto that! *gives Jason a sesion of small punches and he falls to the ground*
Jason: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPEND!?
Mellisa: I've taken figting class lately! They've learned us how to paralyze an enemy for a couple of minutes.
Jason: WOW!
Mellisa: Okay, so, we're gonna live here, right? Is there gonna be some kind of shadow somewhere?
Rachel: Since my brother is paralyzed, and thank te very much for that, i'm just gonna do the talking right now, and yes, but you're gonna make it yourself! Why do te think people call this a desert island?
Mellisa: Okay. . . As long as i do'nt need to be in the sun all the time, i'm getting relly angry if that happens!
Rachel: Alright, alrght, okay, successivo up is Trent!
Jason: *whispers to Duncan* I do'nt get what the girls see in that guy!
Duncan: Yeah, Elvis is'nt anymore special than me.
Rachel: Erh Hmn! You're right Duncan, you're so muc più worse than 'Elvis'!
Duncan: *Annoyed glare* Seriously, she's hot!
Courtney: Just stick with te little goth-girl girlfriend Dunky!
Duncan: Argh, seriously! te know i hate that name!
Courtney: Why do te think i'm using it?
Rachel: Uhm, guys? Are te done yet, cuz it would be quite nice if we could sposta on with the show!
Courtney+Duncan: Sorry. . .
Rachel: Okay, successivo one up is Katie and Sadie! Urgh seriously? We're having them BOTH with us this season? I thought first season was enough EEEEP'ing for a whole lifetime! I do'nt get it how te guys could survive a half seasong with them!
Coutney+Bridgette: Oh, we could'nt! Seriously, the best episode was when Katie was trhown out!
Rachel: Okay. . . Hey! Looks like my brother can sposta again! ciao Mellisa! Can te please do your trick just one più time?
Mellisa: Sorry, not right now!
Jason: Rachel, please, not one più time! I'm getting seriously tired of all this paralyzeing stuff! Okay, successivo one up is Tyler! Argh, come on! Can't we have some più at the same time?! This takes forever!
Rachel: Okay, now it's. . . HAROLD!? How is that even possible?! I THOUGHT WE FORBID HIM TO JOIN!?
Jason: Yeah, but i knew it would annoy you!
Rachel: Oh, just te wait Jason, just te wait. . .
Jason: Whatever, successivo up we have Lia!
Lia: *to boatman* te better drive faster, o then te better do 10 pull ups when we reach the coast!
Boatman: *sails faster*
Lia: That's better!
Rachel: Hi Lia! Wlecome to Total Drama Castaway!
Lia: ciao Rachel, Jason, everyone else!
Jason: Okay, we're running out of time, so everyone better hurry up and get into the long crowd!
Rachel: successivo up i- Argh, i'm tired of saying that lame old sentence! Just give it up for Chey! o something. . .
Chey: Hi everyone! Thanks for letting me into TDC!
Jason: No problem! Aaaand we relly needed new contestants. . .
Rachel: Okay, hi Chey, and now we sposta on to AJ!
AJ: HIYA EVERYONE! This is like, just, sooooo cool! *tries to walk out of the boat, but trips and falls to the ground*
Courtney: Argh, not Izzy-first-season all over again!
Rachel: te know te COULD be a little help ful te know! da the way, should'nt agrifoglio be back da now?
Holly: *swinging in a liana (sp?) and jumps down to the ground* Sorry, i walked into the jungle but got kinda lost, so i took this liana and hoped it led to the beach! Hiya new people!
AJ: Hi! I-
Rachel: Okay, do'nt have so much time, so sposta on AJ cuz we still need the last two contestants!
Jason: Okay, now we have! Argh, wait, that sounds like something granmom would say. . . Okay, let's try with, Now we say welcome to- No, that sounds even worse. . . What abou-
Rachel: JASON! Just introduce our successivo contestant! NOw, not at christmas!
Jason: Fine,fine, now we have, Thorn!
Thorn: Seriously, te could'nt find a faster boat!
Jason: Please! We were trying, but there was'nt enough money!
Thorn: If this does'nt get faster, i'l swim to the coast!
Boatman: Just because Chris relly wanted me to continue the job, now i'm going to drive the boat! Seriously, it was much più funny in TDA. . . Especialy when i was locking Gwen and Lindsay into those cages. . . Haha, good times!
Rachel: OH MY GOD!! Is that Chef!? How can tha- But how's it even possible!?
Jason: We STILL needed money, and Chef did'nt take to much, so i just hired him!
Rachel: . . . Oh, well, whatever, now we have our successivo contestant, and it's Bailey!
Bailey: Hey, te on the beach! Yes the boy out there, give me 5 ull ups ight now!
Jason: Yes ma'am! *starts*
Rachel: Ooookaaayy. . . Well, successivo one is Charlette! Welcome!
Charlette: Cool! This island looks like paradise!
Rachel: Oh, just te wait a couple of days, then you'll see how much 'paradise' this is!
Charlette: Okaayy. . .
Jason: Okay, successivo is Tyler
Tyler: Finaly! A place without Chef!
Chef (boatman): te do'nt know thatb i'm standing right behind you, huh?
Tyler: . . . AAAARGH! *Jumps of the barca and lands on his head*
Rachel: OH MY GOSH! Are te okay Tyler?
Tyler: Yeah, i'm fine!
Jason: OKay, now it's Ember!
Ember: . . . Okay, so this is the island?
Rachel: Yes, yes it is!
Ember: . . . Okay. . .
Rachel: Okay, finaly, here is. . . Uhm, why is'nt the barca comming?
Jason: It is! It's just slow! Very slow. . . Oh, now i can see. . . Noah! Wow, he's in? How the hell is he gonna be here!? Did'nt te watch season 1 with all his 'allergics'?
Rachel: Yeah, but now he's in, got a problem? Cuz i can easily make Mellisa come here and punch, punzone te again!
Jason: okay. . . That was it for today! Come and unisciti us again successivo week here on, Total, Drama, Castaway!
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A/N Okay, so, what do te guys think of it? Sorry if i did'nt do your charecter right, this is my first try u know!
"....Hey is there any way we can sposta this modeling thing to successivo weekend?"
"I'm sorry Korea..but It's tonight o te miss te job"
"Ok thanks"
I walked to Jake's house and he opened the door.
"Hey Korea"
"hey..i want to know what dress i'm wearing for the dance tonight"
"Well i Amore the red one....but the i like thee black ONE BETTER"
"Thanks!" i kissed his cheek and left.
I will miss the modeling thing it doesn't matter as much as Jake mean to me.
I went home and got dressed.I did my hair and waited until Jake to pick me up.I heard a knock.
I opened the door to see him wearing a tux.He looked so cute!
"Wow Korea te look amazing!"
"Thanks..you look so cute in that tux"
"Thanks...you wanna go?"
"Sure"
We drove to the dance.I had a great time until.........2 be continued.
"I'm sorry Korea..but It's tonight o te miss te job"
"Ok thanks"
I walked to Jake's house and he opened the door.
"Hey Korea"
"hey..i want to know what dress i'm wearing for the dance tonight"
"Well i Amore the red one....but the i like thee black ONE BETTER"
"Thanks!" i kissed his cheek and left.
I will miss the modeling thing it doesn't matter as much as Jake mean to me.
I went home and got dressed.I did my hair and waited until Jake to pick me up.I heard a knock.
I opened the door to see him wearing a tux.He looked so cute!
"Wow Korea te look amazing!"
"Thanks..you look so cute in that tux"
"Thanks...you wanna go?"
"Sure"
We drove to the dance.I had a great time until.........2 be continued.