max:welcome to tds! (im switching the teams back 2 normal!) max:since phils not here,alex is the new leader! alex:alright! max:todays challenge,head west and you'll see a cave,there i'll send te further instructions! *LATER* teams:were here! max:go up there and i'll call ya! *LATER,AGAIN!* teams:were here,again! RRRRHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! jacki:WHOAH,WHAT WAS THAT? max:TODAYS CHALLENGE:FIGHT A GIANT SPIDER! TEENS:WWWHHHHHAAAATTTTTTTT?????!!!!!????!!!!????!!!!???? alex:here he comes,gimme the knifes and i'll play darts at the damn thing! violet:my sword,gimme it! *VIOLET THROWS SWORD AT SPIDERS EYE,ALEX SHOOTS 3 OF THE KNIFES IN HIS MOUTH (SO IT CAN CUT IT'S THROAT!WHICH IT DID!) AND THE REST AT HIS EYE'S* max:good it's dead! and the winner is.......ME! teens:WHAT? max:JUST KIDDING! ITS DA CROCS! oh,phil:is back and now a v.i.p. guest he gets a bookbag full of FREEZING WATER-BOTTLES,a cellphone,and a manual of everything about TDS! phil:hi guys! everyone on the show:phil,its great to sse you! max:no time for ceremony,so goodbye elizabeth!
Santa
It was the first giorno of high school and courtney was sitting in her scrivania, reception da her best Friends bridgette and leshawna and her boyfriend duncan who is sitting behide her. see courtney is still a CIT and she has longer hair about to her back and she was wearing a tank superiore, in alto with a picture of a red rose and the letter on it detto bad girl and short pants. but the only thing she want to be is a leader of the cheerleader and she was all ready a CIT. ciao courtney. detto bridgette ciao bridgette. detto courtney so are te ready to meet our new teacher courtney. detto bridgette yeah total. detto courtney well down get your hopes up i heard that she a nice teacher. detto bridgette then teacher came in. hello kids. my name is Toot portia but te can call me Mrs.portia. so let start on learn about math. detto Mrs.portia it was four hours... ok class time for lauch. chr.2 lauch time
Phil: last time on total drama the haunting, 2 campers got to be clowns while the rest sat down to watch it at the end jumanji won the zombies a trip home. what will happen who will loose and while my girlfriend visit find out più on this episode of total drama the haunting.
*horn honking*
Phil: looks like there back
killer zombies: *getting out of limo*
Phil: wait for it
death: were already here
*another car horn
Phil: say hi to Alex and Kevin the werewolf
Aydan: why is Alex back?
Phil: i Lost a bet
jumanji: what is the werewolf here
Phil: that was the bet, oh and i'm getting bored of the teams, so i'm breaking the teams, ghost bring the zombies
ghost: ok
Phil: time for a commercial break
*horn honking*
Phil: looks like there back
killer zombies: *getting out of limo*
Phil: wait for it
death: were already here
*another car horn
Phil: say hi to Alex and Kevin the werewolf
Aydan: why is Alex back?
Phil: i Lost a bet
jumanji: what is the werewolf here
Phil: that was the bet, oh and i'm getting bored of the teams, so i'm breaking the teams, ghost bring the zombies
ghost: ok
Phil: time for a commercial break
Brittani...
Last time on TOTAL DRAMA FREAKS
Everyone started going crazy,and got trapped in the 'candy cane cave' wich was just a house.
*Purple air floats in**everyone faints*
7 hours later
*Everyone wakes up*
"Huh?Who are te people?Who am I?"asked Alex."Aleeeexxxxx?!You-hoooo?!It's me Bridgette?!"said Bridgette,flicking her forehead.*Ronnie turns head*"Whoa!What's that?!""I think it's aaaaaaaaa"Tyler yawned.*Every looks*"UNICORNIES!!!Swimming in pee!!"yelled Vanessa,staring at trees."Let's go look at the unicorni and cookies."said Yoko and DJ.
*Everyone walks over*
"Look,unicorns and Steel!!!I Amore STEEL!!"yelled Noah and Brooke together.*They both lick it*
"Where are we?What are unicorni and what is steel?sfjdjhfsh" detto Alex.">.- owww i jabed my eye with a horn!"yelled Bridgette."
PART 2 COMING SOON
Everyone started going crazy,and got trapped in the 'candy cane cave' wich was just a house.
*Purple air floats in**everyone faints*
7 hours later
*Everyone wakes up*
"Huh?Who are te people?Who am I?"asked Alex."Aleeeexxxxx?!You-hoooo?!It's me Bridgette?!"said Bridgette,flicking her forehead.*Ronnie turns head*"Whoa!What's that?!""I think it's aaaaaaaaa"Tyler yawned.*Every looks*"UNICORNIES!!!Swimming in pee!!"yelled Vanessa,staring at trees."Let's go look at the unicorni and cookies."said Yoko and DJ.
*Everyone walks over*
"Look,unicorns and Steel!!!I Amore STEEL!!"yelled Noah and Brooke together.*They both lick it*
"Where are we?What are unicorni and what is steel?sfjdjhfsh" detto Alex.">.- owww i jabed my eye with a horn!"yelled Bridgette."
PART 2 COMING SOON
*All contestants sitting around a campfire at night*"I'm scared of bats..."Said Juno."I'm scared of you."Said Sumer."SHUT THE HECK UP!""I'm really scared of hieghts."She confessed."I'm scared of bats."Said Izzy."I'm terrfied da Justin's face and earwigs"said Brooke.
"This week one TDF,Leshawna will be co-hosting.Yes,i know she is one of your faves,and she's also my freind.Here's her special entrance."
*Leshawna walks in all cool with awesome Musica playing in the "BG"*"What's sup,Andrea?Besides having to hang at this aweful camp again?""Nothing much,ok so we'll meet with the campers in 10,ok?""Ok."
*Dining Hall*
"Sumer,do te honestly think i'd nearly kill te without a good reason?"Juno."Yes,that's just like you.""We've spent 7 weeks here are te think te know me?You don't.SO if i was you,i'd shut up."
"Ok groovy cats!This week we're having one of my fave chaellenge!PHOBIA FACTOR!We got everyone to say thier fears,so this will be no problem."
TO BE CONTINUED
"This week one TDF,Leshawna will be co-hosting.Yes,i know she is one of your faves,and she's also my freind.Here's her special entrance."
*Leshawna walks in all cool with awesome Musica playing in the "BG"*"What's sup,Andrea?Besides having to hang at this aweful camp again?""Nothing much,ok so we'll meet with the campers in 10,ok?""Ok."
*Dining Hall*
"Sumer,do te honestly think i'd nearly kill te without a good reason?"Juno."Yes,that's just like you.""We've spent 7 weeks here are te think te know me?You don't.SO if i was you,i'd shut up."
"Ok groovy cats!This week we're having one of my fave chaellenge!PHOBIA FACTOR!We got everyone to say thier fears,so this will be no problem."
TO BE CONTINUED
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