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Disturbing immagini and The Virgin Manager

Duncan was currently being interviewed da the manager of Starbucks, Frank Harrington. He seemed to be a meek virgin in Duncan’s point of view. He looked about twenty-two years old, though Duncan looked much older than him—in a good way. He was a puny man, compared to Duncan’s 6’2” stature.

Normally, Duncan wouldn’t get a chance to be interviewed in popolare jobs like this. He would usually threaten the owner of the job he was interested in, and, like magic, he’s an employee in that job the successivo day. Now, he didn’t have to do that since Trent suggested him, and Frank trusted Trent, Duncan guessed.

“Okay, Mr. Evans—,” Frank started quietly.

“Please call me ‘Duncan,’ dude,” Duncan cut off, grinning. This is gonna be good, he thought happily.

“Um, okay…Duncan. We will begin your interview. I assume te are a well-mannered man”—Duncan had to smirk at that—“judging from Trent’s opinion. His friend works here, and he’s a regular customer, so you’ll be seeing him a lot.” Frank clicked his pen and adjusted his clipboard. “Now, do te have a resume?”

Duncan shook his head. “Sorry, Frankie, I don’t. This was sort of last minute, so I didn’t have the time. Just ask me the domande that are necessary for this interview thing, and write it on your little clipboard, m’kay?”

Frank nodded shyly. “All right… Please state your full name, Duncan.”

“Duncan Aiden Evans. Next, if te may.”

“Um…your age please.”

“Younger than you,” Duncan joked. “Nah, just joking, man. I’m nineteen years old.”

Frank cleared his throat nervously. “Your nationality?”

Duncan pursed his lips. “Wow, dude, I never thought about that…” Then he snapped his fingers suddenly, surprising Frank. “I’m half Italian and half Canadian. I can sort of speak Italian and understand it. I was forced to learn it from Granny.” He shuddered at the memory.

“Uh, okay. When is your data of birth, Mr.—I mean, Duncan?”

“July 7, 1990. I expect a present from you, Frankie. I hope it’s something with the word ‘Playboy’ in it if te know what I’m saying.” He waggled his eyebrows suggestively. “Or, if not, a Harley motorcycle—the latest one.”

Frank blushed at the “Playboy” part. “What are your special qualities?”

“As I detto earlier, I can sort of speak Italian—if that counts. I can pierce your earlobe, your bellybutton, your ass, anything! I can draw tatoos anywhere. I can carve skulls. I can do some awesome tagging. I can—”

“S-Sorry to interrupt, Duncan, but how about something that te don’t usually do every day? Something not a lot of people know about, and is also useful for this job.”

“Er, I know that the Italian part is useful.” Duncan didn’t want to say this, but he can trust Puny Frankie. “I can…act really well. I was in a play once, and got the lead part. I’m very athletic—I Amore soccer. I can fight, which is useful for robbers o whatever. And, other than tagging, I can draw pretty well. If te want me to draw a naked chick for your logo, I’d happily oblige.”

“O-Okay…then. Did te have any jobs before this? If so, name them please.”

“I used to work at a mechanic shop, tattoo parlor, piercing parlor, but that’s together with the tattoo parlor, so yeah, and…that’s pretty much.”

“Now, tell me, why do te want to work here?”

“’Cause I need the money and this is the only place left for me.”

Frank straightened up in his chair. “Well, Duncan, after a couple of days, te will receive a call about whether o not te got the job, okay?”

Duncan pouted. “Why can’t te just hire me now?” he complained.

“I have to see if this information te gave me are true, and I—”

“Dude, I’m telling te the truth. Are te being like this just because I’m obviously a bad boy? Judging people is a no-no, Frankie-boy. And let me tell te this: I have my high school diploma. I even got accepted into some universities. They’re not all fancy like Harvard o Yale, but at least I got accepted. I need this, man,” Duncan practically pleaded. “I know I have criminal records, but I’ll try to be a good citizen for you.” He added, “Please.”

Frank sighed. “This is an infraction…but you’re an exception since te are desperate. I can tell you’re not lying, Duncan.”

“Jeez, Frank, if te knew that I wasn’t lying, why couldn’t te just hire me right then and there instead of hearing me plead. I hate pleading; it makes me weak and vulnerable—like you.”

Frank’s cheeks were tinted pink. “Um…I’m not—,” he began.

“Frank, you’re the manager of this place. In order for your employees to respect you, te have to be assertive. Be bossy. That’s part of your job, dude. Don’t make them take advantage of you. You’re the leader of this place, so act like it,” Duncan encouraged.

Frank was surprised. He didn’t know Duncan could be so inspiring o encouraging.

“I—I will,” he stuttered.

Duncan grinned. “Good. So, do I get the job o not?”

“Of course te do. I did say it earlier, right?”

“Well, Frankie-boy, te just made the right choice ever.”

--

Courtney was currently pigging out with Bridgette at a fast food restaurant, known as the famous McDonalds. She ate two large packs of fries, two Whoppers, and one McChicken. Bridgette doesn’t even eat that much!

“Courtney, stop thinking about that supposedly-hot criminal,” Bridgette sighed.

“I’m not,” Courtney replied incoherently, stuffing più nuggets in her mouth.

“Yes, te are. You’re stress-eating. It’s what te do when you’re stressed out over something. Stop eating, o else you’ll be unhealthy, filled with cholesterol sticking to your body.”

“Ugh, you’re like a mom sometimes.” Courtney pushed away the nuggets, and started drinking her frutta punch.

Bridgette laughed. “But seriously, stop eating. You’ll regret it afterwards and start to whine about how unfit te are. Then you’ll go overboard in exercising.”

“At least I don’t get too insecure to the point of anorexia,” Courtney pointed out.

“That’s good.” Then Bridgette smiled slyly. “It seems te can’t get Mr. Criminal out of your mind, eh? Do te like him?”

“His face keeps popping into my mind randomly, which isn’t the fault of love. I don’t like him,” Courtney retorted robotically. She pulled the nuggets back and started nibbling on one.

“Yeah, te say that, but your actions speak otherwise. You’re eating again, so obviously your thinking about him; and right now, te are blushing.”

Courtney immediately touched her cheeks, feeling the warmth on it. “My body is currently mal-malfunctioning! That’s probably the answer to my outlandish actions, s-so, in conclusion, it is not associated with th-that perverted criminal!”

Bridgette sighed. Her best friend is in denial. She sometimes wished Courtney wasn’t so stubborn. That way she won’t have to go through the long process to which she finally realizes she is attracted to this mysterious criminal. She almost felt sorry for her, but it’s her best friend’s fault for being in denial. There must be some part of her sub-conscious that’s telling Courtney that she is too indeed attracted to him.

“Do te know his name?” Bridgette asked out of the blue.

“No, I don’t, and I don’t want to know.”

Bridgette knew this was useless. She knew that Courtney had to find out on her own, and she just had to guide her. It’s the only thing she can do.

“Whatever te say. Now, let’s go visit Geoff’s apartment. I haven’t seen him in days since te started talking about your hot criminal,” Bridgette teased.

Courtney blushed. “Bridgette, that is so not funny! And he is not my hot criminal!” She paused. “Neither is he hot!”

Denial.

--

As soon as Geoff opened the door, he and Bridgette started making out, leaving Courtney uncomfortable and disgusted. It’s like they’ve never seen each other for years o something! She would never understand, so she didn't commento about it.

Courtney cleared her throat loudly.

Geoff and Bridgette immediately ceased their lip molding, and blushed. Geoff chuckled nervously.

“Hey, Mocha,” he greeted sheepishly. Ever since Courtney met Geoff, he always called her “Mocha” o “Mocha-Loca.” He’d sometimes call her “Latte” o something related to coffee. It was weird, but that was Geoff.

“Hey, Geoff,” she greeted back, smiling.

Geoff grinned. “I believe in the term ‘A greet and an embrace puts a smile on a face,’” he hinted.

Courtney laughed and hugged him. She loved Geoff almost to the point of sibling love. He was one of her best friends, and she cared about him a lot.

After that, they all sauntered to the living room, where they saw the TV mostrare Stoked. Geoff loved cartoons. They all plopped on the couch. Courtney felt weird, because she was the third-wheel. She didn’t want to intrude in Bridgette and Geoff’s time. But they wouldn’t care, because they Amore Courtney a lot—or probably because they would forget about her while making out.

“So, what’s the 411, ladies?” Geoff asked.

“Courtney met a guy,” Bridgette said, smirking.

Geoff gasped like a gay person and smiled slyly. “Oh, details, darling.”

Bridgette grimaced.

“Well, it’s not really all that important, so we shouldn’t talk about it, okay? A pervert came in through my window. End of conversation,” Courtney detto tersely.

Geoff grinned. “You met a guy! This calls for a party, Mocha! te finally like someone!” he cried happily.

Bridgette rolled her eyes at her long-time boyfriend. “Geoff, not everything calls for a party. Besides, what kind of occasion is that?”

Geoff scoffed, looking offended. “Hello, Bridge—everything does so call for a party. This is a good thing. Everybody who knows Courtney knows that she never liked anyone. Some people thought she was swinging the other way; that’s sort of hot, but weird since Courtney’s like a sista’ to me. And te should celebrate—it’ll be called ‘Courtney Finally Has a Crush, So We Should Celebrate It!’ celebration.”

Bridgette narrowed her eyes at him. Even if their relationship may be going smoothly, there are times when they fight over the little things, which causes some minor breakups. te could say they have an “on and off” relationship.

“Guys, come on—it’s just a guy. And I do not have a liking towards him! te both shouldn’t make a big deal out of my personal life. Now, let’s be happy.” With that, she put on huge smile.

Bridgette and Geoff laughed.

“Not that I mind te being here, but aren’t te supposed to be at work?” Geoff inquired.

“I asked for a one week vacation,” Courtney replied. “My mind is totally messed up right now, and I really need a break.”

“From a certain hot cri—,” Bridgette added slyly.

“Shut up, Bridge!” Courtney hissed. “Your assumptions are really irritating!”

Bridgette merely grinned, and shared knowing look with Geoff, who was also grinning.

“I like your job, Courtney; it really matches you,” Geoff detto happily.

“I think the manager’s cute,” Bridgette joked.

Geoff glared at her. “The manager’s not cute! He’s weird! Why in the world would te think that weird dude is cute?” He detto the word as if it was taboo.

Bridgette rolled her eyes. “He isn’t weird, Geoff. And he’s just so nice to everyone! Why in the world don’t te like him?”

“He stares at people, like he wants to eat them o something. His eyes are so creepy-looking, too! It’s just—I just don’t like him!”

“What, are te jealous that I think he’s cute? Geoff, I detto he was cute; I didn’t say that I liked him. It was a completely harmless commento about somebody who’s nice!”

Geoff and Bridgette continued to argue over her manager, which made Courtney exasperated and annoyed. She left the apartment inconspicuously, and headed to her apartment.

“Jeez, they act like an old married couple,” Courtney muttered.

And with a heavy sigh, she continued walking to her apartment.

--

“Trent, dude, do te think it’s…possible that I might meet Princess again?” Duncan asked, wiping the dish with a dry rag.

Trent scrubbed the dishes hard to take out the bits of Cibo off. “Probably. That’s fate’s job, Duncan. What happens, happens, okay? te just have to be patient. I don’t know, but maybe you’ll unexpectedly come across ‘Princess’ again.”

Duncan sighed heavily. “Ugh, I can’t stop thinking about her! Princess is making me crazy! Look—I’m saying cheesy things like, ‘Will I ever meet her again?’ and it’s totally pissing me off!” He accidentally broke the dish he was drying off. “Oh, Trent, man, I’m sorry. My hands were putting too much pressure on it. I’ll pay te back.”

Trent was astounded. He knew Duncan was strong, but not that strong. Wow, this Princess is sure affecting Duncan a lot, he thought.

“U-Uh, it’s okay, man. My mom was going to throw that dish away, because it seemed plain to her,” Trent assured his criminal friend.

Duncan started to clean up the mess he made. Trent told him he didn’t have to, but it was the least Duncan would do. While he cleaned, he kept muttering a string of profanities under his breath.

Suddenly they both heard the door open. It was too early for Veronica to come home. Who else had the key? Certainly not Gwen, because she felt like the key wasn’t for her to keep.

“Trent?” a deep voice called. “Trent, is that te in the kitchen?”

“Dad?” Trent called back.

A tall man walked in the kitchen, wearing a business suit. He was carrying a ventiquattrore, sincronia file and was shrugging himself out of his tie. He looked like a regular business man, and he looked deadly tired. He had Trent’s black hair. He had sullen-looking, green eyes. Duncan’s never seen Trent’s dad before.

Trent walked over and gave his dad a pat on the back. “Welcome back, Dad,” Trent greeted warmly. “I haven’t seen te in a while.”

Trent’s dad, Max, returned the pat, and laughed a deep chortle. “Same here, Son,” he replied. “I’m sorry that my boss is being so demanding and up-tight.”

Duncan couldn’t stifle the chuckle coming out of his mouth. He never knew Trent’s pops was so funny. It sort of reminded Duncan of him—except much less harsh than Duncan’s jeers.

Max looked down where Duncan was cleaning the mess he made earlier. “Are te Duncan?” he questioned.

Duncan threw away the remaining glass before replying. “Yes, I am. Are te the infamous Max?” he joked.

Max smiled. “Why, yes, I am. Veronica gushes over te a lot over the phone. I was getting a bit envious of you, though that feeling went away as soon as that the ‘cutie-man’ was just a kid.”

Duncan smirked. So Max likes to say what he thinks, eh? I like that, he thought. “Well, I always thought the ‘knight in shining armor except not that shiny’ would look a bit intimidating.” He sighed dramatically. “I guess not.”

Max laughed. “I like you, Duncan.” Then he yawned. “Sorry, boys, I gotta hit the hay. Don’t tell your mom I’m here, okay? I want to surprise her.” He left to his bedroom.

“Cool dad,” Duncan commented.

Trent smiled softly. “Yeah…he is.” Then he snapped his fingers. “Oh! I forgot to tell you! We’re holding a celebration for Gwen three days from now.”

“Uh, why?”

“Dude, it’s a welcome back commemoration for her. Geoff’ll Amore that.” Trent chuckled. “She’ll be coming back from her art class trip to Paris. I want to do something special for her.” He blushed.

Duncan smirked. “Well, okay, then, I’m game. Will there be any…alcoholic drinks?” he whispered eagerly.

Trent shook his head. “Sorry, no. I’m keeping it clean and fresh. Maybe another time, Duncan. Gwen’s not really fond of beer, remember?”

Duncan grimaced. “Man!” he whined. “But she likes wine! te can at least bring that for her!”

“Okay, then.”

Trent and Duncan walked to the living room and sat down on the sofa. Trent turned the TV on, and started looking through the channels.

“So, who’s going to the party?” Duncan asked, putting his feet on the coffee table.

“All of our close friends, like of course Geoff, you, Lindsay—”

Duncan groaned. “The ditz? Man, she always thought my name was Dylan!”

“Well, she is our friend. Let’s see…Beth—”

“The wannabe? When I first met her, she was talking non-stop about one of her old boyfriends being a punk like me. The successivo giorno I saw her, she was wearing freaking punk clothes, and it looked nasty on her!”

Trent laughed. “Well, that’s Beth, and te like her—in a way. Umm…Justin—”

“Dude, no please. He is the most conceited Ken doll I have ever met—worse than me! All he does is carry a compact mirror with him and smile at his reflection. The freak’s practically in Amore with himself!”

“In a way, he’s our friend. Hmm…DJ, Owen—” Trent stopped. “Aren’t te going to interrupt me?”

Duncan grinned. “Nah, I like Owen. He’s one of our best buds, remember? That dude is awesome. Including DJ. Go on.”

“Izzy—”

“Hell no!” Duncan yelled. “That crazy chick almost sawed off my arm at that Halloween party te threw last year! She was dressed as a murderer and was flailing around her supposedly fake saw! No freaking way is she going to be at that party.”

“I’ll bring sedatives and give them to Owen. They are dating.”

“Weird couple.”

“Nah, the weirdest couple is Leshawna and Harold.” Trent laughed. “Totally unbelievable, dude!”

Duncan joined in his laughter. “Oh yeah! That ghetto chick and that geeky nerd! I’m okay with them, but Harold is annoying to me. I like pranking him, though.”

“Who doesn’t? Okay…Bridgette—”

“Geoff’s surfer girlfriend? She’s cool. I don’t really know her, but Malibu’s a cool chick,” Duncan commented.

“And last but not least, Courtney,” Trent finished.

Duncan was confused. “Who’s Courtney?”

“You’ve never met Courtney?” Trent was shocked. “Duncan, Courtney’s like one of our best gals! te haven’t met her yet?”

Duncan shook his head. “Well, no. I’ve never seen that Courtney chick at your parties.”

“Oh, that’s right. Courtney’s not the partying type. She prefers to study. te could say she’s an overachiever. She’s a bit up-tight, but other than that, she’s an awesome friend. The most mature out of us all—well, other than Gwen, that is.”

Duncan furrowed his eyebrows. “Huh. Courtney, eh? All of us have been together for a long time, and I’ve never met this chick. That’s weird. Tell me about her.”

“Well, like I said, she’s an overachiever; always studies and pretty much never has fun. Her family is rich, but Courtney’s down-to-earth. She’s amazingly smart and is really sweet. She’s Gwen, Leshawna, Lindsay, Beth, and especially Bridgette’s best friend. She’s close to all of us, and she's practically like a sister to Geoff.”

“Geoff never mentioned about her,” Duncan mused.

“Bridgette, well, she doesn’t really trust you… That’s why she told—forced—Geoff not to tell te about her. But—but other than her trust issues with you, she likes you!” Trent sputtered.

Duncan smirked. “Malibu’s wise. Well, I wouldn’t blame her. I am a criminal. te know, I’ve only talked to her on the phone, but I’ve never seen her. Only a picture of her, though. She’s never seen a picture of me. Apparently Geoff thinks I might ‘snatch her away with my criminal claws.’”

“Girls do cerbiatto, fawn over you,” Trent pointed out.

Duncan grinned smugly. “Enough about me—for now. Back to the chick, Courtney, is she hot?”

“She’s… Well, I don’t feel comfortable calling her ‘hot.’ It’s just weird. So she’s very beautiful. She doesn’t even try. Oh, and she is strong.”

“Stronger than that rage-aholic, Eva?” Duncan joked.

“Probably.”

Duncan liked that. This Courtney chick sounds interesting.

Duncan asked, “Is she spoiled?”

“No. She doesn’t spend her time buying fancy things. She’s too focused on her future to even do girl stuff. But her parents like to buy her stuff, even though they’re annoying and pushy.”

“You mean…like a princess?” Duncan asked quietly. Princess’s face popped into his mind. Crap, he thought.

“You could say that. She’s completely the opposite of you.” Trent grinned slyly. “She has a secret, though. Something that all of us knows. She’s not good at hiding it, but she still tries to. She doesn’t want to tell anybody, because it might ruin her ‘goody-goody’ image.” He laughed.

Duncan wanted to know. “What is it?”

“You have to get to know her first and find out yourself, Duncan. Let me tell te this: it’s really surprising.”

Duncan smirked. A challenge. “I’ll find out,” he announced. “Most definitely.”

--

Oh yeah, that’s just what Courtney needed. That’s what she really needed.

She went to go back to Geoff’s apartment to see if they were okay, but this is what she saw.

Bridgette and Geoff making out on superiore, in alto of the table. Awesome.

Courtney screamed and ran out of the apartment, scaring Bridgette and Geoff.

“What the hell was that?” Geoff asked.

Bridgette shrugged. “I don’t know; probably a banshee o something.” She grabbed his face and continued making out with him.

Courtney rested against the railing just outside her apartment. That was a late reaction, she thought.

Well, it wasn’t Courtney’s fault she pictured her and that mysterious, hot criminal making out, and couldn’t help but enjoy that fantasy.

But Courtney didn’t know that.
"Regret something beautiful" Chapter 1

-Morning Realizations-

The sun shines through a dorm room. It shone on a couple that was laying in bed. A blonde girl with now frizzy hair and tanned guy with a grin on his face. Both Mike and Ally were peacefully sleeping after a crazy, alcohol filled night. Ally was laying on Mike with her head on his naked chest, while Mike had his arm wrapped around her and the other behind his head. Ally slightly moved from the sun in her eyes and squirmed in her bed. The soft fabric of the fleece sheets ruffled under her as She opened her eyes and stared around in...
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Hello, reader

My name is Izzy!

The domanda I always ask is;

Why do people run from me?



Is it because...

I try and force everyone

Telling them playing,

With fuoco is fun?



Or maybe because,

I talk to my invisible friend.

Talking to him all day,

Over and over again.



What-ever it is,

I want to know.

Having a friend,

Would be nice... although.



I had a buddy

Who's name was Owen,

He was so funny!

And, I became his girl-friend.



When we both got hit,

By the Total Drama plane,

I Lost all the craziness,

And for once became sane.



I broke up with him.

I detto we couldn't be.

But, I miss my Big-O.

I really do miss my buddy.



Way before...
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Wow, how long has it been? 2 months? Well, to people who read it, sorry for the delay. It's just school and stuff.

Better start the story now.

Enjoy! :)
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"Do te even know where we're going", asked Alejandro.

"Yeah, it's a shortcut", detto Geoff.

"To where, exactly?"

"Somewhere, obviously."

Alejandro sighed in with frustration. As they went deeper into the forest, Alejandro grew anxious. "Geoff, we're lost."

"No we aren't."

"Yeah, we are."

"How do te know? The only thing I remember te knowing is how...
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chris: hi i'm chris Mcclain and this is season 4 of total drama! again for 1 milljion dollars!!! in this season the companotors will have to survive on 2 island in teams! no help, they have to find Cibo build tents and maybe even eat bugs! the teams will have to do hard and maybe disgusting challenges! when a team looses they have to vote some off but *laughs evil* that person wont go home! that person will be send to a cave, full off bats and......well....it's just a hell on earth! when a person gets to the cave they can choose to go home but then that person wont be in the "melt" the "melt"...
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My little sister (she's 10) had to make a story in class and it was about a land of treats. She made her favourite character (Lindsay) a lolli-pop and Beth, a Cioccolato bar and Owen an evil snake! So here's her story...

World Of Treats!
In the World of Treats, there lived two best friends, LindsayPop and BethChoc and they loved to play together.

One day, Lindsay and Beth were playing in the park, when Owen (aka the snake) jumped out of no-where and detto ‘I’m going to take over and eat te up!’ Then they both ran as fast as they could, when Lindsay fell over. Owen grabbed her and ran away...
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posted by noahnstar1616
I know that my last articolo was EXTREMELY suck-ish, okay let's face it. It extremely sucked!

But, this articolo has everyone's preferito characters...Owen and Gwen!

Enjoy! :)
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Owen and Gwen arrived at the set from "One Flu Over the Cuckoos".

Gwen said, "Why are we here?"

Owen said, "Because I didn't know where else to go."

Gwen said, "Well I'm out of here. te coming, Owen?" Pulls door handle. "You've got to be kidding me."

Owen said, "What?"

"The door is locked."

"Let me see." Gwen moved so Owen...
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Josh:"Today on Celebrity Manhunt, we continue the confrontation of AleGwen and NoStar."(C.B.M. Theme Song)

Blaineley:"Now here's the rest of the clip from last week's episode. Just to recap, NoStar is on a double data with Alegwen."

Josh:"Roll the rest of the clip!"
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(walking out of LaserQuest)Star:"You guys Lost the bet. So now te gotta pay for anything we want at any restaurant we choose."

Alejandro:"I don't remeber agreeing to anything."

Gwen:"I remember and I quote, 'Which ever team gets the most points gets to pick any restaurant and order anything...
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-Did not!Gwen yelled angry from the hall.
-I'm worried because of the test results!Bridgette said.
-Don't worry!Courtney detto while she was putting her hand on Bridgette's shoulder.Let's go out after Gwen!
-Okay!
They were walking and guess what!She was Scrivere in her diary.
-Dear diary, today I met someone special at this new school...
She was interrupted.
-Um...Hi!
-Hey!Bridgette detto curious.
-Why are te looking at my diary?It's secret!
-We...just...wanted to see what te are doing!Bridgette and Courtney detto scared.
-It's ok!
-What about the test?!Bridgette said.
-OH NO!I completely forgot about it!...
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At the make up room...
Lindsay:So...Your hair is kind of "horrible".LET'S CUT IT!
Gwen:Shut it, Lindsay!Let's brush it and will look cute if we put in her hair some curlers, her hair will look very cool.
Courtney:I want some lipstick too!
Lindsay:Which?Red like blood o rosa like...My preferito color?
Courtney:Ummmmm...Red like blood.
Lindsay:Okay.
Courtney:And a make up.
Lindsay:Ok.


15 minuti later...
Lindsay:Taaa-daaa!
Courtney:*looks in the mirror* Wow!It's fantastic!Thank you, girls!
All the girls:No problem!
Courtney:I am very nervous.If he will not say:"I do"?
Gwen:Don't worry!I think he loves you...
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posted by RandomFanGirl
A mese passed da without much happening. I was finally in the secondo trimester—it was about time. Though, with this, my clothes grew tighter, causing for the need to get bigger ones. Luckily, it seemed that my parents had forgotten all about me, not to forget my numerous credit cards, meaning that they still worked. Sierra happily agreed to go shopping for new clothes with me.


“Ew, these are,” I paused to think of a word, “these are just, horrible. Pregnant women wear these?”


We were in a maternity store in a nearby mall.


Sierra looked around the store and pointed to each pregnant woman...
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posted by Courtneyfan785
*at highschool* Courtney:Hey Bridge te going to prom? Bridgette:I don't know probably Duncan:Hey Princess te wanna go to prom? Courtney:Sure Babe*hugs Duncan* *at Lunch* Alejandro:*walks over to Heather*Chica would te do me the honor and go to prom with me? Heather:*scoffs*Yeah right!Not in a million years! Alejandro:you sure chica? Heather:Uh I'll think about it! Lindsey:Um Tyson do te wanna go to Prom? Tyler:Uh it's Tyler and Sure Lindsey Trent and Cody:*runs to Gwen* Trent and Cody*at the same time*Gwen te wanna go to prom with me?What no she's going with me! Gwen:I'll go with......................
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posted by Freaxxx
HEY! te LISTENING TO ME?
YOU BETTER BE, CAUSE THIS IS FOR 13 AND UP!!!
SERIOUSLY, IF YOU'RE BELOW THAT AGE, GET OUT!
Your parents really wouldn't want to see te Leggere this >.<

Warning: Swear words and mutilation.




He walked and walked, he's been walking this trail a long time now.
He walked and walked, his grief along called sorrow never leading to a stop.
His happiness was far behind him...and forever will be.

He has Lost everything-the Amore of his life, his dignity and all those precious memories to waste.

Earlier that day;
'Wait! Gwen!'
'Forget it Duncan, you've already crossed the line!'...
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PD: Please dont hurt me....... PLEASE I DO ANY THING!
Guy: Any thing te say well a baciare would not hurt.
PD: Is that all I have to do?
Guy: Yes and play around a little bit.
PD: OK.
N:After a little bit they came to a little river and they kissed for a little bit.But a soon as they stopped the PD punched him in the kisser and took off.
PD:*I really hope he isnt following me*
N: Pretty soon the PD got to the police station and they captured the crimnal and put him in the stony lonsome then the PD stopped her job and is now working in a coffey negozio and her name was Courtney.






TO BE CONTINUDE............
 Martha Stewart
Martha Stewart
Devon:*looks scared*
Dani:Um,contestants um,"What would te do if I were an ice cream cone?"
Blaine:Eat you?
Briony:Slerp te up all day!
*audiance makes that "whoooooo!" sound*
D.J:I DON'T KNOW GIRL!
Martha Stewart:That's 10 points for Briony!
Devon:*crys*
Martha Stewart:Ok Dani,ask the successivo question!
Dani:Um,contestants um,"What would te do after we met at a bar?"*laughes*SUCK IT TO ME!!!
Blaine:Walk te home,for 2 hours!
*auddiance makes the "Whooooo" sound*
Briony:Whatever te tell me!
*no one makes a noise*
Briony:*looks sad*
Zoey:HURRY UP ALREADY!!!!!!
D.J:*screams*I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Martha Stewart:10...
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Chris: Hello everyone! Today we're going to Hollywood!

Lucas: Awesome!

Jake: Sweet!

Chris: Everyone get on the Plane!

*everyone gets on the plane*

*On the plane*

Zoey: So what do te think our Challange is going to be this time?

Annie: Hopefully not another sports challange!

Jordan: ciao guys who got voted off of your team?

Lexxi: Briony! Im so happy!

Zack: Yeah, she was bossy!

Chef: Attention everyone, the plane will be landin in 5...4..3..2...1!!!

*The plane lands*

*everyone gets off*

Jared: Ahh, Hollywood smells,good.

Izzy: It smells like Sex and Shoes!

Jake: Um. Okay Then?

Chris: Since we're in Hollywood, the Challange will be a sining contest!

Katy Perry: ciao everyone!

Annie&Lexxi: OMG ITS KATY PERRY!!!

30H!3: Sup

Lucas: Oh my god, te guys are AWESOME!

30H!3: Yeah we know

Chris: Your Challange will be to sing a song da Katy Perry and a song da 30H!3! Got it?

*STAY TUNED FOR PART 2!!*
Martha Stewart:Tonight there are 6 of te but only 5 sweet hearts!The first one goes to Lucas!
Lucas:YA!!!!!!
Martha Stewart:Blaine,and Zoey!
Blaine and Zoey:*hug eachother*OH SORRY!!!
Martha Stewart:LINDSAY IS sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza TOO!!!!!!
Lindsay:YAY!!!!!!
Martha Stewart:And Dani and Patrick is left
Dani:*crys*
Martha Stewart:And the last sweet cuore goes to...DANI!!!!!!!!
Patrick:WHAT?!
Martha Steart:2 people voted off Dani,4 people voted off you!
Patrick:*eavs in the Amore boat*
Dani:WAIT!Who am I dating then?
Martha Stewart:NO one!You'll have to play the rest of the game alone!
Dani:*crys*PATRICK!!!!!!!!
Martha Stewart:Find out what happens successivo time on TOTAL,DRAMA,COUPLES!!!!!
(episode 2 coming soon!)
Chris: Welcome to total…drama…killing in the name of!! Our contestants are here!! First joining us is Aydan!
Aydan: Sup? So er…what do we do in this season?
Chris: successivo up is Brandon.
Brandon: *goes up to Chris* Pound it!
Chris: Uh…no. Here is Zoey!!
Zoey: Oh my god it is sooo good to be here Chris!!
Chris: Ok? te guys are going to annoy the heck out of me! Brittney get your butt out here.
Brittney: *enters and trips* Ow, that kind of hurt…OH MY GOD! IS THAT PIXIE STIX?!?!?
Chris: Ugh…Allie.
Allie: Hi there!!
Chris: Talia! Get out here please.
Talia: Hiya!
Chris: Here is Avery.
Avery: Hi Chris!...
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Chris: Last time on Total Drama Around the World: We got Traped in Londra cause someone took Chef! So I made everyone do a boot camp! The first to finsh was Buddy and Draven who found Chef from Alejandro! and Alejandro Went on team Londra again. So Lulu was the 3rd to finsh the boot camp so her team didn't lose and didn't win. and team Londra loast and almost everyone votted AL out. But i detto no al out! and Jax got booted! Who win? who will lose? find out on Total Drama around the World!

*theme song*

*first class*

Wally: First class Rocks!
Katie: I know right? But it would be better if Jared was...
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(So u kno, im talkin as Duncan)

"Duncan Stop." Gwen says while laughing.

I stop baciare Gwen and lay back on the couch.

"You know that i was kidding right." Gwen says.

Then i heard a knock on the door.

"I'll get it." I say.

I open the door and i see a girl with Onyx eyes,Brown Hair and the girl was wearing a faded black felpa with Jeans.

"D-D-Duncan." She says while studdering.

"Courtney?" I reply.

"I miss te Duncan. I know that te might hate me and all! But! Hate me if te want to! But Please Please Please Amore me if te can!" She says while tears run down her face.

Im Speachless.

"Fine....
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*votting gym*
chris:okay 1 vote to gwen
mike:gulp
chris:2 voti gwen
mike:no
gwen:like i detto behind the scenes your dead
chris:3 voti gwen
gwen:grrrr
chris:4 voti gwen... gwen i,m sorry but you,ve been elemanated
gwen:i wonder how *punches mike*
chef & tdr gaurd:come on *grabs gwen*
scout:can i see duncan now
chris:sure in the new behind the scenes show
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