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Disturbing immagini and The Virgin Manager

Duncan was currently being interviewed da the manager of Starbucks, Frank Harrington. He seemed to be a meek virgin in Duncan’s point of view. He looked about twenty-two years old, though Duncan looked much older than him—in a good way. He was a puny man, compared to Duncan’s 6’2” stature.

Normally, Duncan wouldn’t get a chance to be interviewed in popolare jobs like this. He would usually threaten the owner of the job he was interested in, and, like magic, he’s an employee in that job the successivo day. Now, he didn’t have to do that since Trent suggested him, and Frank trusted Trent, Duncan guessed.

“Okay, Mr. Evans—,” Frank started quietly.

“Please call me ‘Duncan,’ dude,” Duncan cut off, grinning. This is gonna be good, he thought happily.

“Um, okay…Duncan. We will begin your interview. I assume te are a well-mannered man”—Duncan had to smirk at that—“judging from Trent’s opinion. His friend works here, and he’s a regular customer, so you’ll be seeing him a lot.” Frank clicked his pen and adjusted his clipboard. “Now, do te have a resume?”

Duncan shook his head. “Sorry, Frankie, I don’t. This was sort of last minute, so I didn’t have the time. Just ask me the domande that are necessary for this interview thing, and write it on your little clipboard, m’kay?”

Frank nodded shyly. “All right… Please state your full name, Duncan.”

“Duncan Aiden Evans. Next, if te may.”

“Um…your age please.”

“Younger than you,” Duncan joked. “Nah, just joking, man. I’m nineteen years old.”

Frank cleared his throat nervously. “Your nationality?”

Duncan pursed his lips. “Wow, dude, I never thought about that…” Then he snapped his fingers suddenly, surprising Frank. “I’m half Italian and half Canadian. I can sort of speak Italian and understand it. I was forced to learn it from Granny.” He shuddered at the memory.

“Uh, okay. When is your data of birth, Mr.—I mean, Duncan?”

“July 7, 1990. I expect a present from you, Frankie. I hope it’s something with the word ‘Playboy’ in it if te know what I’m saying.” He waggled his eyebrows suggestively. “Or, if not, a Harley motorcycle—the latest one.”

Frank blushed at the “Playboy” part. “What are your special qualities?”

“As I detto earlier, I can sort of speak Italian—if that counts. I can pierce your earlobe, your bellybutton, your ass, anything! I can draw tatoos anywhere. I can carve skulls. I can do some awesome tagging. I can—”

“S-Sorry to interrupt, Duncan, but how about something that te don’t usually do every day? Something not a lot of people know about, and is also useful for this job.”

“Er, I know that the Italian part is useful.” Duncan didn’t want to say this, but he can trust Puny Frankie. “I can…act really well. I was in a play once, and got the lead part. I’m very athletic—I Amore soccer. I can fight, which is useful for robbers o whatever. And, other than tagging, I can draw pretty well. If te want me to draw a naked chick for your logo, I’d happily oblige.”

“O-Okay…then. Did te have any jobs before this? If so, name them please.”

“I used to work at a mechanic shop, tattoo parlor, piercing parlor, but that’s together with the tattoo parlor, so yeah, and…that’s pretty much.”

“Now, tell me, why do te want to work here?”

“’Cause I need the money and this is the only place left for me.”

Frank straightened up in his chair. “Well, Duncan, after a couple of days, te will receive a call about whether o not te got the job, okay?”

Duncan pouted. “Why can’t te just hire me now?” he complained.

“I have to see if this information te gave me are true, and I—”

“Dude, I’m telling te the truth. Are te being like this just because I’m obviously a bad boy? Judging people is a no-no, Frankie-boy. And let me tell te this: I have my high school diploma. I even got accepted into some universities. They’re not all fancy like Harvard o Yale, but at least I got accepted. I need this, man,” Duncan practically pleaded. “I know I have criminal records, but I’ll try to be a good citizen for you.” He added, “Please.”

Frank sighed. “This is an infraction…but you’re an exception since te are desperate. I can tell you’re not lying, Duncan.”

“Jeez, Frank, if te knew that I wasn’t lying, why couldn’t te just hire me right then and there instead of hearing me plead. I hate pleading; it makes me weak and vulnerable—like you.”

Frank’s cheeks were tinted pink. “Um…I’m not—,” he began.

“Frank, you’re the manager of this place. In order for your employees to respect you, te have to be assertive. Be bossy. That’s part of your job, dude. Don’t make them take advantage of you. You’re the leader of this place, so act like it,” Duncan encouraged.

Frank was surprised. He didn’t know Duncan could be so inspiring o encouraging.

“I—I will,” he stuttered.

Duncan grinned. “Good. So, do I get the job o not?”

“Of course te do. I did say it earlier, right?”

“Well, Frankie-boy, te just made the right choice ever.”

--

Courtney was currently pigging out with Bridgette at a fast food restaurant, known as the famous McDonalds. She ate two large packs of fries, two Whoppers, and one McChicken. Bridgette doesn’t even eat that much!

“Courtney, stop thinking about that supposedly-hot criminal,” Bridgette sighed.

“I’m not,” Courtney replied incoherently, stuffing più nuggets in her mouth.

“Yes, te are. You’re stress-eating. It’s what te do when you’re stressed out over something. Stop eating, o else you’ll be unhealthy, filled with cholesterol sticking to your body.”

“Ugh, you’re like a mom sometimes.” Courtney pushed away the nuggets, and started drinking her frutta punch.

Bridgette laughed. “But seriously, stop eating. You’ll regret it afterwards and start to whine about how unfit te are. Then you’ll go overboard in exercising.”

“At least I don’t get too insecure to the point of anorexia,” Courtney pointed out.

“That’s good.” Then Bridgette smiled slyly. “It seems te can’t get Mr. Criminal out of your mind, eh? Do te like him?”

“His face keeps popping into my mind randomly, which isn’t the fault of love. I don’t like him,” Courtney retorted robotically. She pulled the nuggets back and started nibbling on one.

“Yeah, te say that, but your actions speak otherwise. You’re eating again, so obviously your thinking about him; and right now, te are blushing.”

Courtney immediately touched her cheeks, feeling the warmth on it. “My body is currently mal-malfunctioning! That’s probably the answer to my outlandish actions, s-so, in conclusion, it is not associated with th-that perverted criminal!”

Bridgette sighed. Her best friend is in denial. She sometimes wished Courtney wasn’t so stubborn. That way she won’t have to go through the long process to which she finally realizes she is attracted to this mysterious criminal. She almost felt sorry for her, but it’s her best friend’s fault for being in denial. There must be some part of her sub-conscious that’s telling Courtney that she is too indeed attracted to him.

“Do te know his name?” Bridgette asked out of the blue.

“No, I don’t, and I don’t want to know.”

Bridgette knew this was useless. She knew that Courtney had to find out on her own, and she just had to guide her. It’s the only thing she can do.

“Whatever te say. Now, let’s go visit Geoff’s apartment. I haven’t seen him in days since te started talking about your hot criminal,” Bridgette teased.

Courtney blushed. “Bridgette, that is so not funny! And he is not my hot criminal!” She paused. “Neither is he hot!”

Denial.

--

As soon as Geoff opened the door, he and Bridgette started making out, leaving Courtney uncomfortable and disgusted. It’s like they’ve never seen each other for years o something! She would never understand, so she didn't commento about it.

Courtney cleared her throat loudly.

Geoff and Bridgette immediately ceased their lip molding, and blushed. Geoff chuckled nervously.

“Hey, Mocha,” he greeted sheepishly. Ever since Courtney met Geoff, he always called her “Mocha” o “Mocha-Loca.” He’d sometimes call her “Latte” o something related to coffee. It was weird, but that was Geoff.

“Hey, Geoff,” she greeted back, smiling.

Geoff grinned. “I believe in the term ‘A greet and an embrace puts a smile on a face,’” he hinted.

Courtney laughed and hugged him. She loved Geoff almost to the point of sibling love. He was one of her best friends, and she cared about him a lot.

After that, they all sauntered to the living room, where they saw the TV mostrare Stoked. Geoff loved cartoons. They all plopped on the couch. Courtney felt weird, because she was the third-wheel. She didn’t want to intrude in Bridgette and Geoff’s time. But they wouldn’t care, because they Amore Courtney a lot—or probably because they would forget about her while making out.

“So, what’s the 411, ladies?” Geoff asked.

“Courtney met a guy,” Bridgette said, smirking.

Geoff gasped like a gay person and smiled slyly. “Oh, details, darling.”

Bridgette grimaced.

“Well, it’s not really all that important, so we shouldn’t talk about it, okay? A pervert came in through my window. End of conversation,” Courtney detto tersely.

Geoff grinned. “You met a guy! This calls for a party, Mocha! te finally like someone!” he cried happily.

Bridgette rolled her eyes at her long-time boyfriend. “Geoff, not everything calls for a party. Besides, what kind of occasion is that?”

Geoff scoffed, looking offended. “Hello, Bridge—everything does so call for a party. This is a good thing. Everybody who knows Courtney knows that she never liked anyone. Some people thought she was swinging the other way; that’s sort of hot, but weird since Courtney’s like a sista’ to me. And te should celebrate—it’ll be called ‘Courtney Finally Has a Crush, So We Should Celebrate It!’ celebration.”

Bridgette narrowed her eyes at him. Even if their relationship may be going smoothly, there are times when they fight over the little things, which causes some minor breakups. te could say they have an “on and off” relationship.

“Guys, come on—it’s just a guy. And I do not have a liking towards him! te both shouldn’t make a big deal out of my personal life. Now, let’s be happy.” With that, she put on huge smile.

Bridgette and Geoff laughed.

“Not that I mind te being here, but aren’t te supposed to be at work?” Geoff inquired.

“I asked for a one week vacation,” Courtney replied. “My mind is totally messed up right now, and I really need a break.”

“From a certain hot cri—,” Bridgette added slyly.

“Shut up, Bridge!” Courtney hissed. “Your assumptions are really irritating!”

Bridgette merely grinned, and shared knowing look with Geoff, who was also grinning.

“I like your job, Courtney; it really matches you,” Geoff detto happily.

“I think the manager’s cute,” Bridgette joked.

Geoff glared at her. “The manager’s not cute! He’s weird! Why in the world would te think that weird dude is cute?” He detto the word as if it was taboo.

Bridgette rolled her eyes. “He isn’t weird, Geoff. And he’s just so nice to everyone! Why in the world don’t te like him?”

“He stares at people, like he wants to eat them o something. His eyes are so creepy-looking, too! It’s just—I just don’t like him!”

“What, are te jealous that I think he’s cute? Geoff, I detto he was cute; I didn’t say that I liked him. It was a completely harmless commento about somebody who’s nice!”

Geoff and Bridgette continued to argue over her manager, which made Courtney exasperated and annoyed. She left the apartment inconspicuously, and headed to her apartment.

“Jeez, they act like an old married couple,” Courtney muttered.

And with a heavy sigh, she continued walking to her apartment.

--

“Trent, dude, do te think it’s…possible that I might meet Princess again?” Duncan asked, wiping the dish with a dry rag.

Trent scrubbed the dishes hard to take out the bits of Cibo off. “Probably. That’s fate’s job, Duncan. What happens, happens, okay? te just have to be patient. I don’t know, but maybe you’ll unexpectedly come across ‘Princess’ again.”

Duncan sighed heavily. “Ugh, I can’t stop thinking about her! Princess is making me crazy! Look—I’m saying cheesy things like, ‘Will I ever meet her again?’ and it’s totally pissing me off!” He accidentally broke the dish he was drying off. “Oh, Trent, man, I’m sorry. My hands were putting too much pressure on it. I’ll pay te back.”

Trent was astounded. He knew Duncan was strong, but not that strong. Wow, this Princess is sure affecting Duncan a lot, he thought.

“U-Uh, it’s okay, man. My mom was going to throw that dish away, because it seemed plain to her,” Trent assured his criminal friend.

Duncan started to clean up the mess he made. Trent told him he didn’t have to, but it was the least Duncan would do. While he cleaned, he kept muttering a string of profanities under his breath.

Suddenly they both heard the door open. It was too early for Veronica to come home. Who else had the key? Certainly not Gwen, because she felt like the key wasn’t for her to keep.

“Trent?” a deep voice called. “Trent, is that te in the kitchen?”

“Dad?” Trent called back.

A tall man walked in the kitchen, wearing a business suit. He was carrying a ventiquattrore, sincronia file and was shrugging himself out of his tie. He looked like a regular business man, and he looked deadly tired. He had Trent’s black hair. He had sullen-looking, green eyes. Duncan’s never seen Trent’s dad before.

Trent walked over and gave his dad a pat on the back. “Welcome back, Dad,” Trent greeted warmly. “I haven’t seen te in a while.”

Trent’s dad, Max, returned the pat, and laughed a deep chortle. “Same here, Son,” he replied. “I’m sorry that my boss is being so demanding and up-tight.”

Duncan couldn’t stifle the chuckle coming out of his mouth. He never knew Trent’s pops was so funny. It sort of reminded Duncan of him—except much less harsh than Duncan’s jeers.

Max looked down where Duncan was cleaning the mess he made earlier. “Are te Duncan?” he questioned.

Duncan threw away the remaining glass before replying. “Yes, I am. Are te the infamous Max?” he joked.

Max smiled. “Why, yes, I am. Veronica gushes over te a lot over the phone. I was getting a bit envious of you, though that feeling went away as soon as that the ‘cutie-man’ was just a kid.”

Duncan smirked. So Max likes to say what he thinks, eh? I like that, he thought. “Well, I always thought the ‘knight in shining armor except not that shiny’ would look a bit intimidating.” He sighed dramatically. “I guess not.”

Max laughed. “I like you, Duncan.” Then he yawned. “Sorry, boys, I gotta hit the hay. Don’t tell your mom I’m here, okay? I want to surprise her.” He left to his bedroom.

“Cool dad,” Duncan commented.

Trent smiled softly. “Yeah…he is.” Then he snapped his fingers. “Oh! I forgot to tell you! We’re holding a celebration for Gwen three days from now.”

“Uh, why?”

“Dude, it’s a welcome back commemoration for her. Geoff’ll Amore that.” Trent chuckled. “She’ll be coming back from her art class trip to Paris. I want to do something special for her.” He blushed.

Duncan smirked. “Well, okay, then, I’m game. Will there be any…alcoholic drinks?” he whispered eagerly.

Trent shook his head. “Sorry, no. I’m keeping it clean and fresh. Maybe another time, Duncan. Gwen’s not really fond of beer, remember?”

Duncan grimaced. “Man!” he whined. “But she likes wine! te can at least bring that for her!”

“Okay, then.”

Trent and Duncan walked to the living room and sat down on the sofa. Trent turned the TV on, and started looking through the channels.

“So, who’s going to the party?” Duncan asked, putting his feet on the coffee table.

“All of our close friends, like of course Geoff, you, Lindsay—”

Duncan groaned. “The ditz? Man, she always thought my name was Dylan!”

“Well, she is our friend. Let’s see…Beth—”

“The wannabe? When I first met her, she was talking non-stop about one of her old boyfriends being a punk like me. The successivo giorno I saw her, she was wearing freaking punk clothes, and it looked nasty on her!”

Trent laughed. “Well, that’s Beth, and te like her—in a way. Umm…Justin—”

“Dude, no please. He is the most conceited Ken doll I have ever met—worse than me! All he does is carry a compact mirror with him and smile at his reflection. The freak’s practically in Amore with himself!”

“In a way, he’s our friend. Hmm…DJ, Owen—” Trent stopped. “Aren’t te going to interrupt me?”

Duncan grinned. “Nah, I like Owen. He’s one of our best buds, remember? That dude is awesome. Including DJ. Go on.”

“Izzy—”

“Hell no!” Duncan yelled. “That crazy chick almost sawed off my arm at that Halloween party te threw last year! She was dressed as a murderer and was flailing around her supposedly fake saw! No freaking way is she going to be at that party.”

“I’ll bring sedatives and give them to Owen. They are dating.”

“Weird couple.”

“Nah, the weirdest couple is Leshawna and Harold.” Trent laughed. “Totally unbelievable, dude!”

Duncan joined in his laughter. “Oh yeah! That ghetto chick and that geeky nerd! I’m okay with them, but Harold is annoying to me. I like pranking him, though.”

“Who doesn’t? Okay…Bridgette—”

“Geoff’s surfer girlfriend? She’s cool. I don’t really know her, but Malibu’s a cool chick,” Duncan commented.

“And last but not least, Courtney,” Trent finished.

Duncan was confused. “Who’s Courtney?”

“You’ve never met Courtney?” Trent was shocked. “Duncan, Courtney’s like one of our best gals! te haven’t met her yet?”

Duncan shook his head. “Well, no. I’ve never seen that Courtney chick at your parties.”

“Oh, that’s right. Courtney’s not the partying type. She prefers to study. te could say she’s an overachiever. She’s a bit up-tight, but other than that, she’s an awesome friend. The most mature out of us all—well, other than Gwen, that is.”

Duncan furrowed his eyebrows. “Huh. Courtney, eh? All of us have been together for a long time, and I’ve never met this chick. That’s weird. Tell me about her.”

“Well, like I said, she’s an overachiever; always studies and pretty much never has fun. Her family is rich, but Courtney’s down-to-earth. She’s amazingly smart and is really sweet. She’s Gwen, Leshawna, Lindsay, Beth, and especially Bridgette’s best friend. She’s close to all of us, and she's practically like a sister to Geoff.”

“Geoff never mentioned about her,” Duncan mused.

“Bridgette, well, she doesn’t really trust you… That’s why she told—forced—Geoff not to tell te about her. But—but other than her trust issues with you, she likes you!” Trent sputtered.

Duncan smirked. “Malibu’s wise. Well, I wouldn’t blame her. I am a criminal. te know, I’ve only talked to her on the phone, but I’ve never seen her. Only a picture of her, though. She’s never seen a picture of me. Apparently Geoff thinks I might ‘snatch her away with my criminal claws.’”

“Girls do cerbiatto, fawn over you,” Trent pointed out.

Duncan grinned smugly. “Enough about me—for now. Back to the chick, Courtney, is she hot?”

“She’s… Well, I don’t feel comfortable calling her ‘hot.’ It’s just weird. So she’s very beautiful. She doesn’t even try. Oh, and she is strong.”

“Stronger than that rage-aholic, Eva?” Duncan joked.

“Probably.”

Duncan liked that. This Courtney chick sounds interesting.

Duncan asked, “Is she spoiled?”

“No. She doesn’t spend her time buying fancy things. She’s too focused on her future to even do girl stuff. But her parents like to buy her stuff, even though they’re annoying and pushy.”

“You mean…like a princess?” Duncan asked quietly. Princess’s face popped into his mind. Crap, he thought.

“You could say that. She’s completely the opposite of you.” Trent grinned slyly. “She has a secret, though. Something that all of us knows. She’s not good at hiding it, but she still tries to. She doesn’t want to tell anybody, because it might ruin her ‘goody-goody’ image.” He laughed.

Duncan wanted to know. “What is it?”

“You have to get to know her first and find out yourself, Duncan. Let me tell te this: it’s really surprising.”

Duncan smirked. A challenge. “I’ll find out,” he announced. “Most definitely.”

--

Oh yeah, that’s just what Courtney needed. That’s what she really needed.

She went to go back to Geoff’s apartment to see if they were okay, but this is what she saw.

Bridgette and Geoff making out on superiore, in alto of the table. Awesome.

Courtney screamed and ran out of the apartment, scaring Bridgette and Geoff.

“What the hell was that?” Geoff asked.

Bridgette shrugged. “I don’t know; probably a banshee o something.” She grabbed his face and continued making out with him.

Courtney rested against the railing just outside her apartment. That was a late reaction, she thought.

Well, it wasn’t Courtney’s fault she pictured her and that mysterious, hot criminal making out, and couldn’t help but enjoy that fantasy.

But Courtney didn’t know that.
Kuki: Welcome! All the teams are slit up!

Ray: The merge already!?

Kuki: Nope! Your going in 5 different teams! Team Exploding Victory is Jared,Katie,Saphira,Ryan and Riley!

Jared: Alright!
Saphira: Cool!

Kuki: Team Dynamite amazon is Harold,Cody,Noah,Jude and DJ!

Kuki: Exploxion Gophers are Lisa,Ray,LeShwana,Cedric and Heather!

Kuki: Dynamite basso is Annie,Lindsay,Cody,Jessica and Venessa

Kuki: And team Exploding Grips are Izzy,Eva,Bridgette,Trent and Beth!

Rikki: Umm what team am I on?

Kuki: NONE! YOUR VOTED OFF! *Pushes Rikki out the RV* Your challenge is a fairy tale! The first part is a prince and...
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posted by sillybandfan321
 Thanks dxcarmy for helping me! ( i just needed to put a pic up)
Thanks dxcarmy for helping me! ( i just needed to put a pic up)
Claire:Welcome back its been a while!! Last time we saw the campers there was this stupid fashion show! SERIOUSLY! we are in the woods why would we have a fashion show. Anyway we are back and better than ever! today's challenge is going to be BRUTAL! haha thanks to some Friends for ginving me this idea and making it evil and nasty lets see the campers take on this! WHAT WILL HAPPEN THIS TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA SECRETS!!!

Screeching Hawks girls:
Sammy:I miss raggio, ray so much its so quite!
Kylee:I know right!
Sammy:YEA! ok we are the only 2 girls left on SCreeching Hawks so we have to stick together like...
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chey:last time on total drama duncan told courtney that if she stays longer then gwen she would go back out with her in the end it was both courtney & gwen to go so my brother is single girls what will happen this time on total drama world tour
*losers part*
lindsay:the successivo time i get on this plane it will be in 1st class
alejandro & dj:well now te can`t go out with no one why don`t te ask out lindsay
duncan:either she`s going goth o i,m goin jock then maybe
dj:courtney isn`t goth
alejandro:gwen is
*winner part*
leshawna:i,m still in 1st class
bridgete & justin:yea we know
chey:for the...
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(after everone jump off the cilfe)

chirs:everone get taired up cause one te guys are going to get voted off tonight so spend time with each other ok bye

lucas:wow dude its our frist giorno and might be voted off

tak:i know

dustin:hey how come te dont hang out with the girls?

tak:cause i only hang out with dudes

blaze:me too

(at night)

chirs:its voting time if i give te a bone your sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza the frist one go"s to lucas

lucas:thanx god

chirs:andrea
jakki
mallory
samantha
samantha rollings
sara
ashley
suna
dustin
rose
lynn
anacpriana
sara
kristing
amy
kenya
chelsea and
blaze veloce, swift
ok tak and Angel i have one...
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ARE U READY? With 30 people on one ilsand,it's bound to get crazy! So look out for Total.Drama.Rockstars! So many people are looking forad to it and I hope u are too! I will soon do a Sneak peek. Until then,deal with this! No wat, Here:



Chris: Welcome To Total.Drama.Rockstars! Im your host-
Everyone:WE KNOW!
Chris:ANYTWAY, I bet U are waiting to Meet the new cast members. Well,here they are








Thats all I got right now. A real sweak peek will come later!
*First class*

Jax: aaaa......... Natalie when did te get the big tiger??????
Trent: I bought it for her.
Penny: awwwwwwwwwww...... What's it's name?
Natalie: I don't know...... Maby........ Oh i got it................ Chase!
Rochelle: Well hi Chase!
Ezekiel: te do knwo your talking to a stff dog eh.
Penny: Cram it Zeke!

*Non-first class*

Ray: Noah over here.
Noah: Ok. what is it?
Ray: Noah, we have to talk about the relationship.
Noah: What? Did I do something wrong?
Ray: No, I just...we keep making out so much!
Noah: What's wrong with making out?
Ray: We keep losing, and we almost got voted out tlast...
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posted by gothemo1234
(on wedding day)

matt:do te take each other

lucas:i do

zoey:i do

duncan:EVER ONE GET ON THE GROWN

tak:HELP

lucas and zoey:TAK!

duncan:you beter stay in the grown o gets it find te dont whant to listin fine(shouts tak)

lucas:TAK GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

duncan:what te going to do about it emo boy

zoey:(crying)

duncan:(gets zoey and run)

lucas:ZOEY

(duncan and zoey are gone)

lucas:(crying) this is the wrost giorno ever tak is dead zoey gone can it get wrost

matt:its ok we will find her ok

lucas:but he got her

matt:ARE te GOING TO LET A 16 anno OLD TAKE YOUR WIFE

lucas:no

matt:SO LETS GO FIND HIM

lucas:(crys)but what about tak

matt:theres nothin we can do
*Confessions*
Jared: I hate this show!

Zoey: KILLERS!?!? REALLY!?!?

Rochelle: Everyone probally hates me now

Hollow: First 1 killed~?/!?!? WHY ME!?!?

Chris: The knifes goes to! JARED! ZOEY! ROCHELLE!

Jared: DUDE! That almost killed me!

Zoey: OHH THATS IT!! *throws the 3 knifes backa t him*

Chris: *is stuck to the wall*

Chef: The Masrshmellows goes to...Ray! Jade! Gabby! Lindsay! Katie!

Noah................Hollow































Hollow!!!

Hollow: YES!

Ray: NOAH!?!?

Noah: ARE te KIDDING ME!?!? WHATEVER I HATE THIS *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*...
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posted by blenson555
Matt:Who the hell is he!?Tiffany:No one!*Sue calls cack*Sue:Are te fucking kidding me!Rachelle:NO!Sue:I'll be there!Tiffany:Lets Attack!Rachlle:NOT YET!Blake:What the fuck is going on?!?!Rachlle:Shut the hell up!*Sue comes out*Sue:I called double X,he says to kill him!Rachlle:Now we attack!*The girls attack*Kil-Las leader:Fuck off o I will kill u oh wait u blew up the safe-house so i'll kill te anyways!*Punches them back*Sue:Thats it asshole,time to fight!*They kill him*Tiffany:Well that was easy!*Calles double X:Parden my languege but good fucking job!Sue:You should of herd us!Part 6:Real spy work coming soon!
Wel-You know what
that's it. *Destroys Camera #1*
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We're down to the final 4 contestants
of Total Drama High School!
Jamie
Jared
Fay
and...Lisa!

Votes are coming in the mostra with this link on
who people think should win:
link

Fay and Jared are neck to neck!

You may all return to your cabins right now.

(AT cabina #1)
Fay: OMG I'm getting votes!!!
Jared: Me too! Weird thing is, the voti keep changing from me to Fay, me to Fay, and so on.
Jamie: I want votes.
Lisa: ME TOO! >w<

(CONFESSIONALS)
Lisa: I can't believe Fay and Jared have votes. WHAT ABOUT MEEEEE?!
Fay: All Lisa...
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Chris: Now we have all of our voti in and we can vote off somebody! And Mayla's back!

*Walks in*

Mayla: Hey!!

Chris: How was the funeral?

Mayla: Not good, duh!

Chris: That's too bad, 'cause today when we vote somebody off, Mayla still has a chance to be voted off!!

*Slaps Chris*

Mayla: te are so UGH!!!

Chris: Will Mayla get voted off? Find out on today's most undramatic campfire episode of Total Drama Bermuda Triangle!!

*Theme Song*

*5:00am*

Chris: WAKEY WAKEY!!

Gwen: aughhhh....

Chris: WAKE UP! It's time to vote somebody off!

Kierra: GOD! Really??

Chris: Yes! And te all have a chance to get voted off!...
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Sarah: your so hot alejandro!
Alejandro: and so are u *looks at Lulu then frouns*

Alejandro's POV: Lulu dosn't like me! That makes me like her! I have to have her!

Alejandro: lulu do u wanna go out?
Lulu: with te no! and also i'm taken da cody!
Alejandro: That gay guy!
Lulu: te take that back!
Alejandro:Make me!
Chris: all cast members come to the airport!
Zoey: where's the air port?
Chris: right over da the 0 gravity room!
Jake: don't manchen that challange! That's when Penny left!
Chris: oh the 0 gravity challange! haha!

Jake's POV: yeah i hate chris!

Ray: so what's our challange?
Zoey:...
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ok..so if te read my Haroldxcourtney one shot,this is how LeShawna ended up dancing with and almost baciare alejandro.

if te think this couple is gross, te stupid o bad DONT READ!
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LeShawna left to go dance with her friends.

"Leshawna!"one of them said."look at that guy!he really can dance!"The guy just so happened to be Alejandro.

"wow,alejandro can dance!"lindsay said,admiring him.

suddenly,the Musica stopped.

"alright,everyone!"Geoff said."This is going to be slow dance.So everyone grab a partner!"

"Do,you wanna dance?"alejandro asked LeShawna....
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Chris:Yo! and welcome to the new season of the total drama series! this season we got 14 newbies to be on the mostra with 24 of the regular contestent to battle it out to win 1 million dollars!!! Me,Chef Hachet, and my new assiatant Katie (ladylyric_812). Here comes the first boat

Jared: *steps off boat*Hey! My man chris *high-5's Chris*
Chris: Dude whats up! te know your the only guy this season for the newbies *winks*
Jared: *laughs*
Chris:The successivo boat!

Ava(Topez99):Yo! Wheres Harold?
Chris:You'll see him later
Ava:I WANNA SEE HIM NOW!!! *kicks Chris and about to hit him more*
Jared: *holds baack...
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posted by TDIlover4ever
Name: Izzy

Likes: Burning things

Dislikes: Being rejected da boys that she's stalking

Known For: Howling at the full moon

Why TDI?: Willing to do whatever it takes to win, even camp out on the producers doorstep

Izzy has been described da those who know her a a "wingnut", a "phsycho hosebeast", and "some kind of crazy". For as long as she can remember, she's been a big fan of "the witching hour". Her parents once awoke at midnight to find 1 anno old Izzy shaking the bars of her crib, and howling at the full moon. They soothed her back to sleep with her preferito lullabies - horror movie soundtracks;...
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posted by CourtneyGirl
me: just btw in the articals i am penny summerjoy11 is summer and duncans "cuz" is Mp4girl and if te want to be someone just leave a coment and also remeber to leave a coment on whet te want there last names to be other wise i will make them up myself thats it hope te like it.

Courtney: i....i...i don't know what to say this is so..well, unexpected i don't know what to say*smilling really hard*

Duncan: te could say yes

Courtney: yes,yes a thousand times yes,oh Duncan i Amore te so much i promis i will come up with the money to bail te out.

poliece gard man: sorry ma'am but visiting howers...
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by me
"Where are we going!?"I asked sloutching in the back sede, sedile of the car as my mom is doing 85 per mile on the road. It was that day, that giorno when my life was ruined! The place where I was born was destroyed da some old boring lab! That lab has got to be the most boring lab ever, nothing happens there! But today on my prom giorno when I was supposed to be crowned prom queen, it now has to be the the new big thing, the huge disaster!? I am Amy lea Herison, the daughter of the person who owns the dumb lab, and this has to happen to me?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The City Of rivalry~~~~~~~~
"And she was...
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There’s one person who I really understand. One person, just one, because my life needs some work. There’s one person who I know, who I knew from the moment she was born. I always knew if she needed something, and I always made the effort to get it to her. That one person was me. Mina Adachi.

Basic Info:
Name: Minari Rose Adachi “Sweet Rose Bloom” (Mina)
Age: Sixteen
Birthday:: December 25th (Christmas!) (Mina was always the youngest in her grade.. since she skipped a grade and her birthday’s in December)

Appearances:
Skin Color: Pale peach
Eye Color: Cioccolato brown
Hair Color: Silky, smooth...
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chef: WELCOME TO TOTAL DRAMA HIGHSCHOOL EP 2
*everyone went homeroom*
lyric:*passes a note to robin but ment to bb*
robin:*read note and it says want to go on a date?*
sure i would Amore to lyric
beastboy:>:( ciao dannie want to go on a data tonight
dannie:ummmmmm sure
jared:grrr *does a airplane and it lands to starfire
starfire:i would Amore to do this thing te call dating
chrissy:LETS GO TO RAVEN WE CAN SNEAK ON THEM
raven:FINE
hollow:*mumbles* o ciao balto.........BALTO
balto:yes its me hollow
hollow:*puts balto in backpack*
christy:*taps trent but thought it was cody* wanna go on a data with me??
trent:*turns...
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*everybody sat at a tabel for lunch*
ava:HEY HAROLD TAKE A LOOK AT THIS *throws Cibo on dawn and christy*
christy:EWW I HATE PEAS
dawn:SHE GOT IT ALL OVER MY Anime SHIRT!!!!!!! SHES GONNA PAY *poors latte down ava shirt*
ava: te LOSERZ!1! *jumps on dawn and they start having a cat fight*
chrissy:FOOOOD FIGHT *throws Cibo at sumer and put the some Cibo at jared to make it look like he did it*
sumer:JARED IM GONNA KILL *chases jared*
jared:*trips and falls in the giant pot of sauce and grabs sumers hair and she falls in too*
hollow:IM GETTING OUT OF HERE *slips and gets Cibo on cody*
christy: OH HOLLOW...
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