Total drama EXTREME RULEZ Ep 1

posted by dxarmy423

Chris: Welcome to the newest, most destructive, addicting and action packed tv mostra yet TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ!

Chris: we the contestants.. I mean victims will do extreme stunts, go to extreme places and play in extreme sports and more!

Chris: On this episode we will introduce the competition and make the 2 teams!

Chris: the contestants-

geoff
duncan
raven
penny
trent
zoey
sam
owen
annie
harold
terra
alejandro

Chris: and its time for our first challenge THE BATTLE ROYAL!!!

Chris: AND YOUR EXTREME GUEST HOST FOR THIS EPISODE IS THE RATED R SUPERSTAR EDGE

Edge: thats right the first episode of this mostra is graced da the presence of me

Chris: edge tell them what there doing

Edge: ok all the guys will be in a battle royal to find the leader of team one

Chris: and the ladies will fight each other for leadership of team 2

Edge: te have 10 minuti to meet us down at the ring

*At the hotel*

Terra: ahh this is gonna be extreme
Alejandro: duh thats why its called extreme rulez
Duncan: shut it alejandro

*down the hall*

Geoff: woot i cant wait
Raven: i cant believe edge is here
Sam: i know its awesome
Trent: but we have to fight each other i dont like it
Owen: stop being such a wuss
Raven: yeah wuss

Chris: *yells* all contestants to the ring

*camera goes to ring*

Edge: ok the first battle royal is the guys battle royal

*Duncan, geoff, harold, owen, alejandro,and trent go to the ring*

Chris: *ding ding*

Duncan: *runs over to alejandro and starts punching him*

Alejandro: Ahhh dammit duncan te ass

Trent: *starts kicking harold* ha ha ha

Owen: *clothes lines Geoff out of the ring*

Chris: Geoff is eliminated

Geoff: ahh dammit

Owen: *throws harold and trent out of the ring*

Chris: Harold and Trent are eliminated

Duncan: *picks up alejandro*

Alejandro: *kicks duncan in the kiwis and throws him over the superiore, in alto rope*

Chris: Duncan is eliminated

Alejandro: I win and all te people suck

Edge: ugh its not over idiot

Alejandro: huhh *gets punched out of the ring*

Chris: alejandro is eliminated and the winner is OWEN!!

Owen: HA ha yeah

*camera goes to outside the ring*

Edge: ok its the girls turn

*camera goes to ring*

Chris: *ding ding*

Raven: *teams up with penny and throws zoey out of the ring*

Chris: zoey is eliminated

Annie: *tries to punch, punzone terra*

Terra: *ducks and throws annie out of the ring*

Chris: annie is eliminated

Penny: *clothes lines terra out of the ring*

Chris: terra is eliminated

Sam: *punches raven* ha loser

Penny: *drops sam on her head and throws her out of the ring*

Chris: sam is eliminated

Raven: *pushes penny over the top*

Chris: penny is eliminated and your winner is RAVEN

*camera goes to edge*

Edge: now owen choose your team

Owen: my team will be Duncan, Penny, Zoey, Trent and Sam.

Raven: then my team will be Harold, Alejandro, Terra, Geoff and Annie.

Chris: the teams names will be

Team Uno:

Owen
Duncan
Penny
Zoey
Trent
Sam

Team Dos:

Raven
Harold
Alejandro
Terra
Geoff
Annie

Chris: and this is the end of the first episode of TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ See te successivo time

Edge: YEAH!!

sumerjoy11 Me, Trent and Duncan? I like my team!

dxarmy423 ha

RavenRox2 AWWW YEAH! I WIN! but i i got all the sucky people!? WHY DO YOU HATE ME????????????

dxarmy423 i dont hate you think of it as a challenge

RavenRox2 well expect harold, Geoff, and alejandro to be dead the next morning! ....and i dont know terra or annie...

CyD12 awesome lov it! =D cant wait till next part!

agtimm Me,Raven,Geoff? NICE TEAM.

Total Drama How To Train Your Dragon Episode 1 Part 2

posted by 16falloutboy

ok guys, here are the Draghi and the good news is....you get to pick what dragon te want to train!

Rosa: That sounds awesome!

yes it does, ok now go pick!

Dani: *looks at the Deadly Nadder* this dragon looks cute *pets the Deadly Nadder* te will be named Patrick like my husband

Patrick: te look awesome *pets the timberjack* te will be named Dani, ok bud?

*the timberjack nods it's head*

Rosa: *pets the Skulldren* te look cool *the Skulldren purrs* your name will be Crystal

well looks like the Draghi like te guys, well the rest of te keep picking *smiles then I go pet Patrick my Deathwing*...

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Alejandro In Wonderland Part 1

posted by soxfan89

It Was Another Sunny giorno At Camp Wawanawka And Alejandro Was Beginning To Grow Tired Of Duncan's Remarks.
Duncan:(After Finishing His Drink) I Can't Believe This!
Alejandro:Shut It, Juvie.
Duncan:Hey, Don't te Call Me A Juvie te Hot Spaniard!
Lindsay:You Are Such A Troublemaker, People Would Mistake te For A Gangster.
Izzy:But At Least I'm Not Dumb As You, Lindsay!
Lindsay:Shut Up.
Duncan Ignored The 2 Girls And Turned His Attention Back On Alejandro.
Duncan:I Still Can't Believe This. te Must Have The Worst Luck Ever!
Alejandro:Knock It Off, Duncan!
Courtney:Lay Off Duncan.
Duncan:At Least I'm Not...

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Bridgette In Wonderland Chapter 1 Down The Rabbit Hole

posted by soxfan89

It Was Another Sunny giorno At Camp Wawanawka And Bridgette Was Getting Tired Of Listening To Her History Lesson.
Leshawna:The French Revolution Begab In May 1789 With The Convocation Of The Estates-General. King Louis XVI Was Executed In 1793 And Marie Antoinette....Bridgette!
Bridgette:I'm Listening.
Leshawna:And Marie Antoinette Gave A Speech That Would Rewrite European History Forever Buy Saying "Let Them Eat Cake!". She Would Be Executed In......Bridgette!
Bridgette:Hehe. Oh.
Leshawna:Will te Pay Attention To Your History Lesson?
Bridgette:I'm Sorry Leshawna, But How Can I Pay Attention To A Book...

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Jake's Adventure

posted by KataraLover

Trent became a singer his manager was Chris but he drove him too far he almost Lost Gwen so he quit and became a lawyer like his dad. Trent and Gwen got married and had a handsome son named Jake who's best Friends with Bridgette and Geoff's daughter Ariel. Jake and Ariel have a Amore for Musica Bridgette, Geoff, and Gwen don't mind but Trent doesn't want his son to have anything to do with music. Years later Jake and Ariel are 12 years old and are going to be going a a great adventure.

Trent-Hi Gwen I'm back from work
Gwen-Hello dear
Trent-How's Jake? In fact*looks around* where's Jake
Gwen-I think...

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The Diary of a Shy Heiress: A Duncan/Rikki story (Chapter4)

posted by DuncansMyLuv14

Melody McKnight

RECAP: "I like him...I like him a lot...but I can't let myself get hurt da another Juvie...not again." I whispered to myself as I kept running down the hall.
----------------------------------------------------
*IN THE CAFETERIA*

I sat at my usual tavolo in the cafeteria…the one in the back of the room, closest to the darkest corner I could find so nobody noticed me. I heard a few other students talking about Duncan and Aaron’s fight and how the original tough guy of the school was a mess in the end of it all; a couple of girls squealed over it, saying how hot they thought he was (even though...

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tdi south park

posted by gothemo1234

[tak]
I think I know the answer Mr.mcclaen

[duncan]
Mimimimimimimimi

[tak]
Shut up, Fat Boy

[duncan]
Hey, don't call me fat, te fuckin jew

[chirs]
duncan, did te just detto the F word?

[duncan]
Jew??

[tak]
No, He's talking about Fuck.
te can't say fuck in school, te fucking fat ass

[chirs]
tak!!!!

[duncan]
Why the fuck not?

[chirs]
duncan!!!!

[trent]
Dude, te detto Fuck again

[chirs]
trent!!!

[gwen]
(Fuck)

[chirs]
gwen!!!!

[duncan]
What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody
Fuck Fuckytifuckfuckfuck

[chirs]
How would te like to go see the school councilor??

[duncan]
How would te like to suck my balls?

[Class]
uuuhhhh!!!

[chirs]
What did te say?!?!?!?!?!

[duncan]
ouh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what I detto was:
HOW WOULD te LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS,?? Mr,mcclean

TOTAL DRAMA WORLD TOUR sings REAL SONGS!! ep1

posted by dxarmy423

Chris: welcome to TDWT sings real songs and our first song is gonna be sung da Duncan, Alejandro, Trent and Tyler.

Chris: and the song is ....... TO BE LOVED da PAPA ROACH

Chris: 3....2....1... go!!!

*music starts to play*

Trent: Listen up, turn it up and rock it out
party on, I wanna hear te scream and shout
this is real, as real as it gets
I came to get down to get some fucking respect
taking it back to a hardcore level
you better be ready, put your pedal to the metal
taking it back to a hardcore level
you better be ready, put your pedal to the metal.

Tyler: GO!!!!!

Trent: Whoa I'll never give in
Whoa...

The 3 spies part 6:real spi work

posted by blenson555

Normal Rachlle

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~In double X's Limo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Sue:God,hes a pussy!double X:Now girls it was good of te doing that,but we don't want anything like that again!So wear your normal cloths and i'll see te all successivo week!Tiffany:Kick ass!*The girls get out of the car*Rachlle:Lets get to ora homes and change Sue:How am I supposed to change I'm in my normal cloths!Tiffany:Well this is real spi work,come to my house i'll find cloths that are black for u!Sue:I look like a stupid fucking nerd!Tiffany:What about me?Sue:You look good!Tiffany:Thanks!Part7:Blending in coming soon!

Normal Tiffany

Normal Sue

He's lazy, rude, sarcastic, and I'm in Amore with him. (a Noah Amore story)

posted by brittnw15

No One's POV
*groans* Chris why are we doing this again ?, Trent asked. Because the viewers Amore drama and I Amore making money, Chris responded. But this is crazy, we're going to miss the whole school year, Beth said. Don't worry about that, te can make up school work between challenges, Chris said. We are still going to miss prom!, Heather shouted. Not like it matters, te couldn't even get a data to your semi formal, Gwen laughed. Heather turned around in her bus sede, sedile and glared at Gwen. Don't even bring that up again, she demanded. I think I just did, Gwen snapped. LADIES, no fighting, atleast...

Total Drama Zombie Chapter 2 Mansion

posted by cindy1310

[Courtney's car runs out of gas in front of an old mansion full of dust and cobwebs]
D:Great we ran out of gas.
T:Look an old mansion!
C:There's probably zombies in there.
G:It's either deal with the zombies in the mansion o deal with the hundreds of zombies.
D:What's it going to be Princess?
C:Fine.
[They cautiously walk through the door.They start hearing moaning sounds]
C:Who's there?
D:Zombies.Time for a Slash fest.
[A blonde comes from a door unexpectedly]
Monica:Hi!I'm Monica!
G:Hi!Before we get acquainted can we look for bite marks.
M:I wasn't bitten da a zombie.
C:You know about the...

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The Criminal Meets the Princess a Monica-san story chapter 15

posted by IDDfan

This chapter is dedicated to 7thGradeGenius and rubberduck2 and duncan-superfan because they always commento and they will ve really happy that it doesn't finish yet, actually another story continue thanks to monica-san

15.Twitter and Asthma

Courtney took a deep breath, breathing in and out. For about three minutes, she will be doing this, and then she will go back to work. She rubbed her temples and took another deep breath.

“Do te have asthma, babe?” Duncan whispered in her ear lowly. “If te do, I’d gladly give te mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. I’m not complaining.”

Courtney swiftly...

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Total Drama TV Episode 2 part 1/4: Ten Missed Calls

posted by 7thGradeGenius

Did Jacki REALLY bang Duncan?

Redirect from One Missed Call

That successivo morning...

Brittani and Jacki: *walking to the restrooms with toothbrushes and toothpaste, talking about Duncan*

Brittani: I think we should form an alliance.

Jacki: What?

Brittani: You, me and Duncan should form an alliance. I mean, he likes me and i know te like him.

Jacki: Well.....ok

: : : : : : : CONFESSIONALS : : : : : : :

Jacki: Do I like Duncan? ...Yes. I mean, come on, he is SO sexy!

Duncan: Do I like Jacki? A bit....ok, a lot!

Jacki: And I'm just waiting for him to make his move.

Duncan: *making out with Jacki, they both fall off the chair and start um......doing...

Get A Clue Aravi Velez's Perspective

posted by IDDfan

I know what are te thinking who the hell is aravi velez???? well is a girl from fanfiction.net there's a lot of dxc storys and some of them are really good and I think this is really good so here it is and I don't wanna still credit so I have to say that I don't write it aravi velez write it

now that thesse is clear

the story

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It was another giorno on the set of Total Drama Action, where the final five remained: Courtney; Duncan; Lindsay; Harold; and Beth. Justin was voted off the giorno before, due to Courtney pretending to like him, JUST to get...

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Total Drama Goth chapter 1: Intros

posted by kk99aa

The Cast

Vannessa: Hello people who are on cartoonetwork
right now!

Duncan: Umm hi.....

Vannessa: Not not te Duncan!Well LOOK! The
campers are coming!

*boat pulls up*

Jared: ciao everyone!

Vannessa: So jared... It says here te are a boy,
te Amore Musica and te dont cut
yourself.

Jared: That's right.

Vannessa: It also says te have a crush on
Courtney right?

Jared: *blush,walks away*

Duncan: >:(

Vannessa: successivo up is....

Theresa: Theresa!!!!!!!!!

Vannessa: XD Well it says that te are goth am I
right?

Theresa: Yes I am

Vannessa: Could have fooled me

Theresa: >:( *walks away* *whispers to jared: if
she...

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Total Drama Town Chapter 10

posted by GwenTrentDude

sorry if I havent been Scrivere them but te try waking up at 4 everyday and go 2 school for 6 hours with no rest & sleeping at 10 nd doing the same thing all over! :'( & sorry if its short am soo sleepy.. :( ..

Chapter 10: Say Wha...??

It was morning as Marlo woke up on the floor with pizza on her head. " Damn what the hell ? Crap I gotta stop passing out on peoples bedrooms!" She got up to see the rest on the floor and Jared was somehow under the bed. She got up and went to the hallway. She saw Carlys parents eating breakfast as she quietly backed up and went to Carlys room again. She...

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duncan,courtney,and ashley(part 5)

posted by god-of-love

"courtney,courtney get up!"said courtney's mom."hey mom,wat time is it?"asked courtney with her hand in her head."is 12:30pm u need to go to work,and when u come back we need to talk"said courtney's mom."um...mom i dont work any more...i stopped cuz i was going to work with gwen,and i got the jod but i start tomorrow."said courtney getting her laptop and putting it in her lap."is ok sweetheart u did need a break from that jod,and baciare duncan."said courtney's mom."ok i will be in my room with ur step father,u know his really sick."she add walking out of courtney's room."ok mom tell him hi...

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Trying to open the fucking door!!!!!!!!!!!! (To Bubble_Babe ^^)

posted by Darksiidee

*A not-real version of TDA's 13. Courtney didn't come back*

Harold: Let Me doing this!
Heather: NO! it's obvius that u don't know how to open a strong box!
Duncan: Becouse u do.
Heather: No! i mean, YES! i mean! DON'T STAY THERE AND HELP US!
Duncan: Ok... *stare at the door* *watching* *thinking*
Heather: sposta ON!!! *Try to open the door*
Harold: Get away!! *push Heather* *try to open the door too*
Heather: *grab Harold's shirt* *start to fight*
Duncan: -_-
Heather: *still fighting with Harold* *Harold falls against a wall* *she falls*
Harold: u r an idiot
Heather: u r a jerk either
Duncan: u r both...

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TDI Character playlist

posted by Duncan_Courtney

I looked up alot of the songs from fan videos, but alot I took from my ipod, so enjoy!Please don't cagna if some of the songs don't fit ;D. I'm going to be writeing a "TDI couples playlist" so please write in the commenti any song that fit the couples (BESIDES DxC! I have like a blillion of those ones!

Duncan
Gives te Hell- The all American Rejects
I fought the Law- Green day
I hate my Life- Theroy of a Deadman
Know your Enemy- Green Day
The Anthem- Good Charlotte

LeShawna
Single Ladies- Beyonce
Bootylious- Destiny's Child
Jenny from the block- Jennifer Lopez
Independent Women- Destiny's Child
Milkshake-?????...

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Duncan and courtney after chapter seven (I didn't do it it's from gaiaonline)

posted by IDDfan

Courtney was feeling down on herself after almost being kicked off
again. She was still sitting da the campfire pit and it was beginning
to get dark outside. ‘How could I be so pathetic?’ She walked over to
the dock of shame and sat at the end of the dock. “I should’ve been
walking own this thing today.” She heard the boards of the dock
creak. “Whoever is thee just leave me alone!” she shouted.

“Hey princess, why so glum?” She’s recognize that voice. Duncan…
what does he want? He came to bother her once again. Courtney let
out a big sigh.

“I wasn’t aware te knew how...

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Duncan,Courtney,and ashley(duncan's sister)...something bad happens

posted by god-of-love

love...

"today in TDA we have a gift for Duncan but no one knows well i do."said chris recitazione all good."hi bridgette"said gwen sleepy.when bridgette turned and looked at the window she saw some one...
it was COURTNEY!!!bridgette was really happy and so was gwen for a reason.they both ran out to hug her."we missed u"they detto like 10 times."but how u get in?"asked gwen."well,being with a bad boy is really cachy".said courtney with her pink'n'black bag so as they were sitting waiting for duncan to get up,gwen looked a little not happy."hey girls!"said duncan as he kisses the picture of courtney.the 3...