10. Tell him only to address te in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have più fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Amore thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the scrivania, reception in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy o McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have più fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Amore thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the scrivania, reception in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy o McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
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However, the growing speculation online is not correct.
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Okay! It’s my first giorno of high school, so I have to make a good impression! I thought to myself as I walked into my new high school but, as I walked in everyone turned. Their expressions like I had something on my shirt, I looked down no nothing there. Then I realised it was a sunny day. On a sunny giorno my skin glinted like diamonds, not as beautiful as my family but, it still made everyone stare. Oh well1 they will just have to get used to it!
Just then a girl came up to me. “hi, im kirsty!” she detto in a slightly stunned voice. I replied quickly “hello I am renesme!”
Kirsty told me about herself and she told me that it was also her first giorno at this high school. Me and kirsty became Friends quickly and turns out that she knows about Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and were wolves, for her auntie is Emily (sam’s Emily.)
Just then a girl came up to me. “hi, im kirsty!” she detto in a slightly stunned voice. I replied quickly “hello I am renesme!”
Kirsty told me about herself and she told me that it was also her first giorno at this high school. Me and kirsty became Friends quickly and turns out that she knows about Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and were wolves, for her auntie is Emily (sam’s Emily.)
Hear out my tortured soul
For I have nowhere else to go
te captured my dead, Frozen heart
Now yours and mine’ll never be apart
te took my breath away
And in my cuore you’ll always stay
te are my life now
Believe me, for this I vow
My Ribelle - The Brave and trusting love
From the heavens above
I’ll do everything for you
And I’ll always be true
When te called out my name
My life had never been the same
te kept my feet on the ground
‘Cause my purpose had been found
Your Cioccolato brown eyes
Are honest and wise
Through them I could see
How te irrevocably Amore me
For I have nowhere else to go
te captured my dead, Frozen heart
Now yours and mine’ll never be apart
te took my breath away
And in my cuore you’ll always stay
te are my life now
Believe me, for this I vow
My Ribelle - The Brave and trusting love
From the heavens above
I’ll do everything for you
And I’ll always be true
When te called out my name
My life had never been the same
te kept my feet on the ground
‘Cause my purpose had been found
Your Cioccolato brown eyes
Are honest and wise
Through them I could see
How te irrevocably Amore me