1) I was pale before Twilight made it cool.
2) I drive like a Cullen.
3) Jacob could BEAST f*ck me ANYTIME!!!
4) Looks at Edward...Damn he's hot, Jacob walks up...Edward who?
5) Does someone need a Jasper hug?
6) When Emmett Cullen does pushups, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the ground down.
7
Blondes may have più fun, but Edward prefers Brunettes.
8) "You're pale white...and ice cold...I know what te are" "Say it... Out loud." "A SNOWMAN!"
9) Having a pulse? ... So overrated.
10) "Are te afraid?" "No." "Then let's dance!"
11) Emmett: I have to get home for the game. Alice: They lose. Emmett: F*** te Alice! F*** YOU!
12) This may hurt just a little. *Jane squeezes Bella's wrist.*
13) "And so the hienna fell in Amore with the pop tart."
14) Edward makes Peeping Toms sexy.
15) Dear Jacob: I win. Sincerely, Edward.
16) Note to everyone: go to Alice's parties o she will kidnapp te and force te to go!
17) Edward can BUST my headboard, BITE my pillows, and BRUISE my body ANYDAY!
18) Do that again, and I will so give te a papercut in front of Jasper.
19) It’s all fun and games until someone gets a papercut!
20) Give blood- data a Cullen.
21) Forks: where sparkly men tell te that te smell delicious.
22) It’s thundery, which can only mean one thing. Speed dial my hunting team! We’re searching every field in a five mile radius!
23) If an mela, apple a giorno keeps the doctor away....SCREW APPLES! I WANNA SEE DR.CULLEN!
24) te don’t like Twilight? That’s okay. It’s ok if I stick your head in a blender as well, right?
25) I’m sorry, did te say something? It didn’t sound Twilight related, so I wasn’t paying attention.
26) Well they do say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, and Cani are mans’ best friend!
27) My room is Edward-proof. Freshly greased window so it won’t stick, brand new pillows and high central heating. I even have that rocking chair he loves...
28) Who needs a boyfriend? We have Twilight.
29) I so don’t understand this whole ‘Edward o Jacob. Who’s hotter?’ thing. I mean we all know the real domanda is Jasper o Emmett. Who’s colder and sexier?
30) rose are red. Violets are blue. I Amore Twilight. So should you.
31) Screw Santa, I want Edward Cullen to come down my chimney!
32) Eat->Sleep->Read Twilight->Watch Twilight->Repeat.
33)I wonder if Edward and his family knew when Bella was on her period? Hmm... pretty embarrassing...
34) Some find Edward Cullen romantic. However, if he looked his actual age, would te think it romantic for an old, haggard, 110 anno old man to be sneaking into an 18 anno old girl's room to watch her sleep?
35) I can live without food, but I can’t do without my daily dose of Twilight.
36) Who needs a life? I have Twilight.
37) I'm not sleeping till I get a piggy back from Emmett!
38) Loreal Jasper- Because you're worth it
39) When Life Gives te Lemons, THROW THEM BACK AND DEMAND FOR EDWARD CULLEN!!!
40) If i get sick take me to Dr Cullen
41) Edward Cullen: The Other White Meat
42) Keep Calm and Amore Twilight
43) Oh Hale No!
44) I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks instead.
45) Forget a knight in shining armor, I want a vampire in shiny Volvo!
46) Team Edward, except when Jacob is shirtless...
47) Unconditionally and irrevocably Twilight obsessed.
2) I drive like a Cullen.
3) Jacob could BEAST f*ck me ANYTIME!!!
4) Looks at Edward...Damn he's hot, Jacob walks up...Edward who?
5) Does someone need a Jasper hug?
6) When Emmett Cullen does pushups, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the ground down.
7
Blondes may have più fun, but Edward prefers Brunettes.
8) "You're pale white...and ice cold...I know what te are" "Say it... Out loud." "A SNOWMAN!"
9) Having a pulse? ... So overrated.
10) "Are te afraid?" "No." "Then let's dance!"
11) Emmett: I have to get home for the game. Alice: They lose. Emmett: F*** te Alice! F*** YOU!
12) This may hurt just a little. *Jane squeezes Bella's wrist.*
13) "And so the hienna fell in Amore with the pop tart."
14) Edward makes Peeping Toms sexy.
15) Dear Jacob: I win. Sincerely, Edward.
16) Note to everyone: go to Alice's parties o she will kidnapp te and force te to go!
17) Edward can BUST my headboard, BITE my pillows, and BRUISE my body ANYDAY!
18) Do that again, and I will so give te a papercut in front of Jasper.
19) It’s all fun and games until someone gets a papercut!
20) Give blood- data a Cullen.
21) Forks: where sparkly men tell te that te smell delicious.
22) It’s thundery, which can only mean one thing. Speed dial my hunting team! We’re searching every field in a five mile radius!
23) If an mela, apple a giorno keeps the doctor away....SCREW APPLES! I WANNA SEE DR.CULLEN!
24) te don’t like Twilight? That’s okay. It’s ok if I stick your head in a blender as well, right?
25) I’m sorry, did te say something? It didn’t sound Twilight related, so I wasn’t paying attention.
26) Well they do say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, and Cani are mans’ best friend!
27) My room is Edward-proof. Freshly greased window so it won’t stick, brand new pillows and high central heating. I even have that rocking chair he loves...
28) Who needs a boyfriend? We have Twilight.
29) I so don’t understand this whole ‘Edward o Jacob. Who’s hotter?’ thing. I mean we all know the real domanda is Jasper o Emmett. Who’s colder and sexier?
30) rose are red. Violets are blue. I Amore Twilight. So should you.
31) Screw Santa, I want Edward Cullen to come down my chimney!
32) Eat->Sleep->Read Twilight->Watch Twilight->Repeat.
33)I wonder if Edward and his family knew when Bella was on her period? Hmm... pretty embarrassing...
34) Some find Edward Cullen romantic. However, if he looked his actual age, would te think it romantic for an old, haggard, 110 anno old man to be sneaking into an 18 anno old girl's room to watch her sleep?
35) I can live without food, but I can’t do without my daily dose of Twilight.
36) Who needs a life? I have Twilight.
37) I'm not sleeping till I get a piggy back from Emmett!
38) Loreal Jasper- Because you're worth it
39) When Life Gives te Lemons, THROW THEM BACK AND DEMAND FOR EDWARD CULLEN!!!
40) If i get sick take me to Dr Cullen
41) Edward Cullen: The Other White Meat
42) Keep Calm and Amore Twilight
43) Oh Hale No!
44) I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks instead.
45) Forget a knight in shining armor, I want a vampire in shiny Volvo!
46) Team Edward, except when Jacob is shirtless...
47) Unconditionally and irrevocably Twilight obsessed.
The giorno was December 13,1929.I was walking home from school late at night,and 2 of my Friends Jessica and Lauren came up to me.
"Hey guys what are te doing out here late at night?"I said
"Well we were waiting for you."Jessica said
"Really,why?"I said.They never waited for me this long before.I don't know why I feel uneven around them.
"Oh just to do this,Lauren now!"But before i had a time to react i suddenly felt a sharp pain in my back then later my arm.When i looked down blood drip on the hard,cold sidewalk.Then i was on the ground as Jessica and Lauren ran away leaving me to bleed to death.Darkness was around me,but then another sharp pain came to me.Not like a stab but like biting.When I woke up I felt a lot più different.Free,bu when i looked on one of the store's windows I saw not only was my skin much più paler,but my eyes were bloody red.
"Hey guys what are te doing out here late at night?"I said
"Well we were waiting for you."Jessica said
"Really,why?"I said.They never waited for me this long before.I don't know why I feel uneven around them.
"Oh just to do this,Lauren now!"But before i had a time to react i suddenly felt a sharp pain in my back then later my arm.When i looked down blood drip on the hard,cold sidewalk.Then i was on the ground as Jessica and Lauren ran away leaving me to bleed to death.Darkness was around me,but then another sharp pain came to me.Not like a stab but like biting.When I woke up I felt a lot più different.Free,bu when i looked on one of the store's windows I saw not only was my skin much più paler,but my eyes were bloody red.