Twilight la saga Article: Why I Should Not Be a Cullen

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posted by bubble_babe

Ok don't get me wrong I Amore the Cullens but take a look at what I would do if I was a Cullen

I would hot wire Edwards car and take it for a joy ride

I would go into my life story when ever I'm board

I would never sleep so I would jump all over

I use the saying "oh bite me" alot and I don't normaily get into fights but this is the Cullens we'r talking about

Sometimes I say my thoughts out-loud

I would think about Jakes body

I would be mad that I'm young and no guy would want to data a girl like me

I'd copy Edward

I'd piss off Edward

^^If I did I'd say Bella did it^^

I might crack up when he trys to hold his anger

I would jump off a big albero a yell "I belive I can fly"

And most of all I'm Crazy

So tell me if I should be a Cullen

JoseVanders, bitten_byedward and 3 others like this

bubble_babe This was just ramdom

Elena2597 It's Hilarous (: Especially "I believe I can fly" LOL

princesspinkla that was super funny i agree with Elena2597 the i belive i can fly thing dose make you lol

bitten_byedward Funny! I loved the "I Believe I Can Fly!"

BumBaCicA hahahahaha.. but I agree with you on most of reasons.. especially the one with being youngest and cracking up when Edward doesn't =).. I would that too ^^

scarlet13 he he love the bit where you said you would piss edward off and the bit were you said you would be thinking of jakes body ( dont like him but LOVE his body YUM YUM)

bubble_babe ha thanks...now i feel like i should writ something with me being a cullen....but doing all this stuff

Team Jacob FanFiction (Renesmee x Jacob)

posted by VampireJay4578

(WARNING: THIS IS MY OPINION OF HOW RENESMEE AND JACOB MEET. I KNOW THIS ISN'T IN THE BOOK!!)

Jacob's POV
I slowly approached the line of the territory. Looking at it closely. If i was to go to school with the bloodsuckers, with Paul, Jered, Sam, Embre and Quil. Things would be rather hectic. A small girl had approached the line staying back enough on bloodsucker territory. She was pale, she had distinct brown hair and light hazel eyes. I knelt down. "Hello there." She looked at me keeping her eyes on focus. "Hello." She seemed fine. I began to take a step over the line picking the small girl...