PART 2
"wow, well thats weird"said Tj his arm across his chest
"tell us your story alex the ill tell te ours"jaz detto he had his hands around my waist
and i was leaning on him dazzed but lissten to her story
"well i remember most of my human life but it fads"she said"you and my dad diviso, spalato up when i was 11 and i stayed with him but te came and seen me often untill te started dating mark and then te seen me once a mese with him i thought it was wierd how when i seen him he allways whore sun glass and it was raining out and te stopped seeing me when i was 16 years old i never seen te again."she detto looking at me
"how did te get changed?"jazz asked
"me and my Friends were walking to the market and a girl with wild red hair grabed us and she and this guy killed them in front of me and the were all bloody"she detto getting madder and madder the i tapped jazz's hand and i could see her calm down
"do te know there names?"i asked
Part 3
"well no but,I can draw really sweet pictures" detto alex
"Why dont te tell us about your self?"said tj
"you guys have strange eyes."
"we dont live off humans."said jasper he held my waist on the divano and across from us alex and tj sat holding hands and didnt look inlove
"we hunt animali instead and it changes the color to gold"i detto smiling brightly at my daughter alex not Tj
"that is so sweet"alex detto smiling
"when we go back home would te like to come?"i asked
"i would Amore too!"alex detto her eyes are dull red, i could tell she has not feed in a while
"we would perfer if te choose animali instead of humans,we have a steady home and one of us has family still living in the area!"jazz said
"alright if te dont mind me asking how do one of te still have family?"alex asked
"Are family in forks has a new comer and acts like she's 150 years old and she has a half human half vampire daughter."i detto alex looked really exsited but Tj looked very mad jasper could tell and was calming him down
"thats another reason we perfer animali te can act normal around humans and te will not snapp at nessie."jasper said
"why would i change to act normal we are not normal were vampires."Tj detto jumping up when he did so did jazz
"and stop trying to calm me down it dont work."he yelled at jasper
"Tj sit down and stop recitazione like a tard."alex detto grabing his hand really hard "NOW"she growled at him
"fine"he detto and sat down"please let go" he turned to her and smiled
"yes"she siad and pecked him on the lips real fast
and let go
"we will leave in 2 weeks so please please stop hunting humans so te can come home with us"i detto smiling at alex"at home humans look at us as a young family of parents who adopted five kids then one got married and had a kid and that really did happen"i siad alex nodded so i keep going"All of my family have mates Esme&Carlilse, Edward&Bella they have a daughter named Renesmee,Emmet&Rosalie"i detto smiling
"how could they have a kid?"asked Tj
sorry gtg i will write più later!!
"wow, well thats weird"said Tj his arm across his chest
"tell us your story alex the ill tell te ours"jaz detto he had his hands around my waist
and i was leaning on him dazzed but lissten to her story
"well i remember most of my human life but it fads"she said"you and my dad diviso, spalato up when i was 11 and i stayed with him but te came and seen me often untill te started dating mark and then te seen me once a mese with him i thought it was wierd how when i seen him he allways whore sun glass and it was raining out and te stopped seeing me when i was 16 years old i never seen te again."she detto looking at me
"how did te get changed?"jazz asked
"me and my Friends were walking to the market and a girl with wild red hair grabed us and she and this guy killed them in front of me and the were all bloody"she detto getting madder and madder the i tapped jazz's hand and i could see her calm down
"do te know there names?"i asked
Part 3
"well no but,I can draw really sweet pictures" detto alex
"Why dont te tell us about your self?"said tj
"you guys have strange eyes."
"we dont live off humans."said jasper he held my waist on the divano and across from us alex and tj sat holding hands and didnt look inlove
"we hunt animali instead and it changes the color to gold"i detto smiling brightly at my daughter alex not Tj
"that is so sweet"alex detto smiling
"when we go back home would te like to come?"i asked
"i would Amore too!"alex detto her eyes are dull red, i could tell she has not feed in a while
"we would perfer if te choose animali instead of humans,we have a steady home and one of us has family still living in the area!"jazz said
"alright if te dont mind me asking how do one of te still have family?"alex asked
"Are family in forks has a new comer and acts like she's 150 years old and she has a half human half vampire daughter."i detto alex looked really exsited but Tj looked very mad jasper could tell and was calming him down
"thats another reason we perfer animali te can act normal around humans and te will not snapp at nessie."jasper said
"why would i change to act normal we are not normal were vampires."Tj detto jumping up when he did so did jazz
"and stop trying to calm me down it dont work."he yelled at jasper
"Tj sit down and stop recitazione like a tard."alex detto grabing his hand really hard "NOW"she growled at him
"fine"he detto and sat down"please let go" he turned to her and smiled
"yes"she siad and pecked him on the lips real fast
and let go
"we will leave in 2 weeks so please please stop hunting humans so te can come home with us"i detto smiling at alex"at home humans look at us as a young family of parents who adopted five kids then one got married and had a kid and that really did happen"i siad alex nodded so i keep going"All of my family have mates Esme&Carlilse, Edward&Bella they have a daughter named Renesmee,Emmet&Rosalie"i detto smiling
"how could they have a kid?"asked Tj
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10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the cuore with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
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9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the cuore with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
Source: link
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that te and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her te are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that te and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her te are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link