When I first saw Twilight I was so on Edwards team! I tohught he was the cutest thing ever! I thought Jacob looked very weird. I didn't like his long hair. I read online that Jacob had long hair becasue it made him look più manlier. I started looking for info on Jacob(Taylor Lautner. I found out a lot about him. Then I saw New Moon. I thought Edward looked weird. And I thought Jacob was the cutest thing ever. Expecially when he took off his shirt! He looked più that cute! più that hot!! So unbelievbley hot it can't be described in words. Are te on EDward's team. o Jacob's team? If your on Edwards team te ned to find più out about Taylor Lautner. But te need to change teams. I am just kiddin te can be on either team te want. I reccomend Jacobs team.
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10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever te can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When te go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what te will be doing in five minuti every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever te can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When te go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what te will be doing in five minuti every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.