For all te guys that have been waiting, here's Issue 4! I don't know if it's as good as the others, it;s getting hard to come up with ideas! Please commento and tell which topics/specific ones are your favourites so I can make them better! Amore you!
-Bella and Edward should sooo not be together. I thought Bella didn’t like anything cold and wet? Well Edward is certainly ice cold, and he is so soppy he could be the King of wetness.
I so don’t understand why people like Robert Pattinson più than Taylor Lautner, but ciao I’m not complaining, it means più Tay-Tay for me-me!
“Ouch, a papercut” (looks around) “Ouch, a papercut!” (Louder) (Looking annoyed) “ A papercut!!!” “Damn it Jasper where are you?!”
Why choose when te can have warm hugs in Winter, and cool ones in Summer.
I’m getting a bit annoyed okay, don’t make me go all ‘volturi’ on you!
te say human. I say vampire.
te say blue eyes. I say gold.
te say hot. I say ice cold.
te say Edward Cullen’s a freak. I attack you.
Who do we have to pick a team? I’m gunna be Team Twilight, that way it covers all sexy men!
I wanna be that lamb...
Twilight started off one person’s dreams... Now it’s everyone’s dreams!
Hmm... I believe there is a new scoring system for guys... How do te score in these categories?
Sparkly /10
Cold /10
Dangerous /10
Bonus – over 100 years old?
Jacob Black may be too hot, and Edward Cullen may be too cold, but together they’re oh so perfect ;)
I’m Team Edward because only a vampire can Amore te forever.
Jasper’s motto – Humans are friends, not food.
It rains here loads – so where are the sparkly vamps?
Why do we have to bitten da mosquitos on holiday? Can’t we be bitten da Cullens all giorno long? Now that, I wouldn’t mind.
Edward Cullen taught me maths, I know what the square root of pi is!
Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. – The only species to end a relationship over a papercut!
Addicted isn’t quite the right word, just a little obsessed maybe... okay a lot!
Just bought a spazio heater for the winter, gunna name it Jacob ;)
I want a guy with a pulse, who DOESN’T sparkle and isn’t freezing all of the time! Hmm... Jacob it is!
Why run with vamps, when te can ride on the wolves?
People who tell te not to leave your window open, you’re so wrong!
I don’t go cliff diving to have hallucinations of an ugly man who isn’t even real, I do it hoping that a sexy tanned lupo will save me!
The hotel in Forks is all booked up? No problems, I’m sure there’s some room in the little red house in La Push ;)
Jacob’s got me howling all right!
‘Tis the season for Jacob Black/Edward Cullen! Fa la la la la la la!
I want to ‘la push’ all Twilight haters of a cliff! Ha Jacob won’t save them... let’s hope Victoria happens to be nearby.
In the movie theatre when watching New Moon, everyone screamed when Jacob took his camicia off. But Edward definitely didn’t have the same effect!
Hope te liked them guys, please rate, commento and look out for the successivo issue in about a fortnight x
I Amore te FanPoppers!
xxx AliceRoxx xxx
-Bella and Edward should sooo not be together. I thought Bella didn’t like anything cold and wet? Well Edward is certainly ice cold, and he is so soppy he could be the King of wetness.
I so don’t understand why people like Robert Pattinson più than Taylor Lautner, but ciao I’m not complaining, it means più Tay-Tay for me-me!
“Ouch, a papercut” (looks around) “Ouch, a papercut!” (Louder) (Looking annoyed) “ A papercut!!!” “Damn it Jasper where are you?!”
Why choose when te can have warm hugs in Winter, and cool ones in Summer.
I’m getting a bit annoyed okay, don’t make me go all ‘volturi’ on you!
te say human. I say vampire.
te say blue eyes. I say gold.
te say hot. I say ice cold.
te say Edward Cullen’s a freak. I attack you.
Who do we have to pick a team? I’m gunna be Team Twilight, that way it covers all sexy men!
I wanna be that lamb...
Twilight started off one person’s dreams... Now it’s everyone’s dreams!
Hmm... I believe there is a new scoring system for guys... How do te score in these categories?
Sparkly /10
Cold /10
Dangerous /10
Bonus – over 100 years old?
Jacob Black may be too hot, and Edward Cullen may be too cold, but together they’re oh so perfect ;)
I’m Team Edward because only a vampire can Amore te forever.
Jasper’s motto – Humans are friends, not food.
It rains here loads – so where are the sparkly vamps?
Why do we have to bitten da mosquitos on holiday? Can’t we be bitten da Cullens all giorno long? Now that, I wouldn’t mind.
Edward Cullen taught me maths, I know what the square root of pi is!
Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. – The only species to end a relationship over a papercut!
Addicted isn’t quite the right word, just a little obsessed maybe... okay a lot!
Just bought a spazio heater for the winter, gunna name it Jacob ;)
I want a guy with a pulse, who DOESN’T sparkle and isn’t freezing all of the time! Hmm... Jacob it is!
Why run with vamps, when te can ride on the wolves?
People who tell te not to leave your window open, you’re so wrong!
I don’t go cliff diving to have hallucinations of an ugly man who isn’t even real, I do it hoping that a sexy tanned lupo will save me!
The hotel in Forks is all booked up? No problems, I’m sure there’s some room in the little red house in La Push ;)
Jacob’s got me howling all right!
‘Tis the season for Jacob Black/Edward Cullen! Fa la la la la la la!
I want to ‘la push’ all Twilight haters of a cliff! Ha Jacob won’t save them... let’s hope Victoria happens to be nearby.
In the movie theatre when watching New Moon, everyone screamed when Jacob took his camicia off. But Edward definitely didn’t have the same effect!
Hope te liked them guys, please rate, commento and look out for the successivo issue in about a fortnight x
I Amore te FanPoppers!
xxx AliceRoxx xxx
one of them is you,
because we're diviso, spalato in two,
all of my life,
I dreamed to be your wife,
it isn't real,
te don't know how I feel,
it took me so long,
to figure out you're wrong,
I drive down the road,
not knowing where to go,
might as well jump off a cliff,
I have no idea if I'll live,
so now I'm at the bottom of the ocean,
my mind going through all of this confusion,
I have no più air,
I still don't see te anywhere,
but you're trying to save me,
I thought te still hated me,
as my fingers slip through yours,
I now touch the sea floor,
knowing that I won't exsist anymore.
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In my story, Edward is a smart over achiever, Emmett is in jail, and Bella is a mysterious successivo door neighbor with some issues.
Edward has to decide if he's going to risk everything for Bella, o if he's going to continue to please everybody around him and forget about her.
It's E/B AU-AH with heavy drama. I hope te take a look at at!!
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JACOB AND BELLA!!!
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