Twilight la saga Article: The superiore, in alto Ten Funny Jacob Citazioni in Twilight

The superiore, in alto Ten Funny Jacob Citazioni in Twilight

posted by shannon9396

Jacob Black

10. “So is Forks driving te insane yet?” (Page 122)

9. “Superstitious old man.” (Page 239)

8. “Pretty crazy stuff, though, isn’t it? No wonder my dad doesn’t want us to talk about it anymore.” (Page 126)

7. “So do te think we’re a bunch of superstitious natives o what?” (Page 126)

6. “I guess I just violated the treaty.” (Page 126)

5. “You wouldn’t happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder for a 1986 Volkswagen Rabbit?” (Page 120)

4. “I swear the old man is losing his mind.” (Page 490)

3. “Can te believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?” (Page 490)

2. “I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster.” (Page 120)

1. “So, should I tell him te detto to butt the hell out?” (Page 492)

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10 ways to annoy Charlie cigno

posted by emmett

10 Ways to Annoy Charlie cigno

10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob o Mike.

9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.

8. Decorate his handcuffs with rosa pizzo and fiori the call the station requesting to speak with Chief cigno Princess.

7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.

6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will...

Crescent, Chapter One, First Sight.

posted by New_Moon_Master

PREFACE
I could not believe what was happening. It was one thing to be told something, and an entirely differant thing to see it with your own eyes. I stared into his eyes, and he stared back. I was terrified. I had no idea what I looked like, I could think of nothing but the look on his face. It was murderously angry, and...something else which I couldn't place. And though my life was in grave danger, the thoughts that hurt the most were the ones of him...Of never seeing his face again. But the thing that hurt the most was, not the fact that he was about to kill me, but the way he looked at...

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Chris Weitz Reveals 5 'New Moon' Secrets

posted by Alice_Cullen_

In a recente interview with MTV, New Moon director Chris Weitz reveals five secrets about the movie that most fan will either find, hilarious, intriguing, o down right annoying:

Going for the Gold: In "Twilight," RPattz and the rest of his vegetarian vampire cohorts have gold-colored eyes as a result of abstaining from consuming human blood. For "New Moon," the vamps' eyes were clearly più golden. Why'd Weitz have his actors switch to brighter contact lenses?

"It's a più noticeable gold," Weitz said. "I thought that in the first film they hadn't popped quite enough and I wanted to have that...

Alice and Jasper part 2

posted by kiwi12

Alice

I led him deeper into the forest. I knew what I was doing. I'd learned how to hunt animali da watching the Cullens. I'd practiced until I was confident and graceful. I'd even caught an eagle last week. He followed me without a word. He trusted me completely. Come to think of it, I trusted him too. Even taking into account watching Jasper's future, I really didn't know him much. I wondered how to explain the hunting of animals. I waited until we were fairly far in.

As I turned to face him, I found it difficult to focus. He was tall and lean. I felt the urge to run my fingers through his...

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Juliet part 15

posted by kiwi12

part 15

Jacob was pulling Seth into another room. Edward trailed behind them. The Lupi explained to me the Alpha command. The double voice of the Alpha (leader of the pack) had the power to make the pack obey. When Jacob, Seth and Edward reentered the room, Seth seemed to be trying not to stare at me. It was evidently a difficult task. The Lupi began to seem on edge.

Like a lightning bolt, Jasper ran to one of the Lupi and placed a hand on his shoulder. The lupo soon dropped. Soon, Jasper was doing the same thing to the confused Lupi left and right, two at a time. Edward obviously understood...

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lupo Brothers Chapter Eight

posted by She_wolf

short chapter soz

Chapter Eight (enjoy + comment/rate!)

I wondered idly what the headline of my death would be, as I rode up the winding path to the cliffs. I knew Jared would try to stop me, if he could get away from Collin and Sam that was. I smiled, that was impossible, expect if te were Leah.
I left my bike half way up and went to cerca for a suitable large rock. There were a lot of contenders, but none of them were big enough. I wanted one so big that there was no chance of me chickening out.
I found a massive boulder that I could only just lift. I carried it out to the clearing around...

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My True Amore Chapter 5. Nessies point of veiw.

posted by Twilightsauce

I am sorry the chapters are so short, I will try to make them longer. Thankz for reading, I hope te enjoy.

“We ran as fast as we could but they had a car waiting on the highway. We know who it is and so dose Nessie!” Alice exclaimed in a high pitched voice handing me a crumpled branch. I sniffed it delicately. Everybody held their breath awaiting my reaction.
All of my memories came flooding back to me as I arched my back and flipped back into a low crouch feeling a sudden burst of energy. I knew this scent; it was Nahul’s the only half vampire half human boy in existence.
“How could...

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New Moon, chapter eleven, Clarifications.

posted by New_Moon_Master

I sighed. This was going to take a while, and I didn't feel up for it. I was exausted. Obviously I hadn't gotten much sleep last night...
But I did feel really bad, too. Poor Alice. She must have thought that...but I couldn't think about that any più than I had to.
"Oh. I'm sorry Alice...I understand how that must have loooked, but..." I paused. "that's obviously not what happpened." I whispered.
"Bella, please. Just say it. I have no idea what happened, and do te know how insane that's driving me?" She asked, and it was true, there was mad curiousity in her eyes.
"Okay, well..." I started....

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Life is for Living- Esme's POV- Chapter 15-- The End

posted by alicecullenrox1

Chapter 15- The End

Over the successivo few days I revolved everything I did around Andrew. I didn't sleep at all. I knew that if I did and woke up and found that he was dead that I would never, ever forgive myself and I would blame myself. Tom and Abby stayed because they were worried about me. I couldn't blame them. I must have been recitazione obsessive.

I sighed as I around at everyone as we sat in Lily's living room da the fire. It was silent other than the quiet even breathing of Lily, Abby, Tom and I. Andrew wasn't really breathing anymore. It was slightly surreal. He was dead.... I felt the tears...

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Bella's Secret Life ep 3

posted by demilovatirocks

When she opened the door she saw...

Bella's P.O.V
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!When I walked into that house I wanted to scream.I saw a major make out session going on.Emmett and Rosalie,Joe and Sonny,Kevin and ashley,Selena and Nick,Alice and Jasper, Edward and ?????

Regular P.O.V
Demi:GUYSSSSSSSSSSS
Everyone but Demi:running away scared out of there minds
Demi:Whatever[Sat down and watched TV]
Joe,Nick,Kevin came in with Adam and Sarah holding their ears.Then Edward,Jasper,and Emmett came in with Carlisle and Esme holding their ears.All of the boys yelling because it hurts.The girls walk in after them...

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Emmett's Comedy (It's really funny. I got my friend to laugh hysterically during English)

posted by alicecullenrox1

Emmett's Comedy

Chapter One

It was the very first giorno of school in the small town of Forks, Washington. A pretty boring town if te ask me. Low crime rate, high optimism rate. Like I said- pretty darn boring!! Rose took the usual twenty hours to choose what outfit she wanted to wear. I was so close to just chucking her out the window, burning all of her clothes and making her go in a make-shift toga make out of a letto sheet. But I am too nice to do that. (Though, doing that would add a lot of fun to this boring town!! Forks would have their first albino Greek Goddess!)

So it was upstairs with Rose...

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Life is for Living (Esme's POV)- Chapter 13- Unexpected Surprises

posted by alicecullenrox1

Chapter 13-

8 Months Later

I heard footsteps in the hall outside the room I had been occupying for the past several months. I looked up from the book I was Leggere to pass the time. Suddenly the footsteps ceased right outside the door, secondi later the door began to creek Open. A very familiar face appeared in the opening, “Tom!!” I smiled, forcing myself to sit up.

“Hello Es!” he smiled back and walked to sit at the end of the bed. “Don’t strain yourself,” he added.

“I’m not,” I laughed. It was true, that...

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Blood Lust- Chapter 10

posted by EdwardCullen604

sorry it took so long.This Chapter is dedicated to Vanillamoon08!

i was still in shock. secondi before i'd expected Leah to land on me a sand coloured lupo had lept on her. Seth i'd thought immediately. i couldn't stand da and watch them rip each others heads off, but what if i got involved and they both turned on me. Why would that matter? whats più important Seth o me? Seth ofcourse. I have to stop them i thought and so i lept at Leah i pinned her to the ground but did not attack her Seth would be upset later if i hurt his sister. Leah growled and wriggled trying to break free of my hold...

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doubled part 1, 2, and 3

posted by leisha4

okay this storys set between eclipse and breaking dawn. i'd Amore it if più people to read this so i decided to try to post it on here. please read and if te like it then unisciti my spot the link will be in the commenti and maybe te could also read my other story on my spot too? thank you.

Doubled part 1
***Bella’s pov***

I don’t know why I agreed to marry Edward, I was terrified of my parent’s reactions but I know I won’t regret it.

I used to think maybe if I had chosen Jacob, my best friend the person that I’d hurt again and again for my own selfish reasons, and the person that was...

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Forevermore - Chapter 8

posted by Gabstaaa

As Close To Tristan As I Can Get.

Ok. I know I’m a vampire. I am almost invincible. Hard skin. Quick reflexes. Super speed. Magnified Hearing. Hot and cold. Light and Dark. High and Low. No problem, Simple. But water. Drowning, choking. Water filling your lungs. No, not water. I’ve never liked it since I was dropped in a pool against my own will da my own father. My own father almost killed me. I’d never learnt to swim, even to this day. The way it dragged me down when I ran out of energy to stay afloat. Stung my eyes. Filled my mouth. Pushed its way down my throat. Deeper and deeper into the darkness. più water down...

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The Darkening ( Alternative Version of Eclipse) end of chapter 1

posted by paniclover21

Well at least I wasn’t the one pushing the boundaries this time. If Edward wanted più of me then I would give it to him. I wasn’t complaining. He then started moving his hand further up, going over my chest and then slid back down and he left his hand under my bra line. I opened my eyes in pure shock to find his open too. He smiled.

“Did te decide to rethink your boundaries?” I asked breathless again.

“ Did I do something te didn’t want me to do?” He asked alarmed.

“ No, it was nice actually” I detto blushing a deep ruby.

He stroked my crimson cheek as he answered.

“I’m...

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Mary Alice, Chapter 20

posted by teamalice_0

SO sorry I haven't been writting latley. I've been so busy! Good news is I got lots of ideas.
teamalice_0
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I was still in shock, but after Akice insisted on carrying me I snapped out of it. I didn't want her to carry me like a child.

I was sure of one thing. I needed to talk to Jasper. As much as I didn't want to, I had to. I ran alittle faster, Alice and Seth trailing behind.

I saw the house and jumped, not bothering to use the steps, I jumped right on the porch a foot away from the door. I opened it and saw everyone in the living room, except...

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Midnight Crest

posted by stepphy-rox

Preface:
I lived alone in this neverending universe.
It wasn't fair being the only one of your kind. It wasn't fair to have no one to talk to o relate to. I'm scared, even though I'm stronger than any other human o animal, I had no choice of this life but sometimes i didn't mind it. I had forever to find a family o friends, but i wasn't going to wait that long. I didn't have to wait really but I didn't wont those people to end up like me o even worse I didn't want to kill them in the process. But if I wanted a better life than sitting around and wasting it I had to try, succeed o not I would still keep trying.

I hope te like the start of my new story Midnight crest. Plz commento and rate.
Thanks for reading. Stepphy XD

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"Leave Out All The Rest" da Linkin Park (TWILIGHT SOUNDTRACK)

posted by LinaJC

{#3 ON TWILIGHT ORIGINAL MOTION PICTURE SOUNDTRACK}

I dreamed I was missing
You were so scared
But no one would listen
Cause no one else cared

After my dreaming
I woke with this fear
What am I leaving
When I'm done here

So if you're asking me
I want te to know

[Chorus]
When my time comes
Forget the wrong that I've done
Help me leave behind some
Reasons to be missed

And don't resent me
And when you're feeling empty
Keep me in your memory

Leave out all the rest
Leave out all the rest
[End Chorus]

Don't be afraid
I've taken my beating
I've shared what I made

I'm strong on the surface
Not all the way through
I've never...

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sisters chapter 4

posted by anna0789

bella's pov

i slept really well the melody was amazing i hope that the pianist play every night ,i hope that i get to meet him

i change into some jeans and a blue polo tshirt
today again rose insisted to do my make up while she told me about emmet i was really surprize usually boys were the one that fall for rose not the other way around
"i can't believe it te hadn't spoke about yourself in 15 minuti only about emmet te must really like him" i detto teasingly
she slap my arm
"yeah i do he is just"
someone knock at the door and it was alice! i hug her
"hi alice"
"hi bella te are so lucky to...