After we finished shopping, we walked to Tim Hortons. We were going to order lunch there. The place was crowded though! It was really getting sweaty with all those people there, especially while we were carrying so many bags and wearing long-sleeved shirts.
"Oh there are my friends!" detto Alice and started to wave at people. A group of girls and one guy were sitting on a big tavolo hunched over ice caps. The people waved back.
Alice walked over to them with her drink. She took a sede, sedile beside one of the girls with glasses.
"Guys, this is Rosalie and Bella Swan. Rosalie is my new roommate and Bella is stuck with Tanya." She detto and they all looked at me sympathically. "This is Angela Weber, a senior. She was my best friend when Jessica ditched me.
"That's Carmen. She is a junior. She is Tanya's twin sister! But don't worry, they are absolutely nothing alike. If they were, I would have hated her. No offense. Her boyfriend is Eleazer. He's a senior.
"This is Irina. She's a sophmore who is Eleazer's sister. And Kate, who is a junior. She rooms with Carmen. Oh and she has a crush on Garrett." Rose and I looked at each other with confusion. Kate just looked angrily at Alice.
"You promised te wouldn't tell! Tratior!" She yelled. But it sounded really playful. They all laughed. Rose and I felt like we didn't belong. Like there was some sort of inside jokle that we didn't understand.
"Well too bad. Watch when somebody gets to Garrett before te do." sang Alice in a squealy voice. Kate blushed and they all laughed again. I felt left out.
"Well now that te met them, I bet te guys want to go back to the dorm and change." She detto while we nodded. "Do te want me to come with you?" We shook her head. We didn't want to make her leave her friends. "Well I'll come anyways. te know, just in case anything happens with Tanya and stuff..."
All three of us walked out of Tim Hortons. Carmen and Eleazar decided to come too. I found out that Carmen is in room 107, the on successivo to mine. Well all I know is, that I will have somebody to go to when Tanya is having it with guys.
"So Bella, a room with Tanya? That has got to suck." detto Eleazer while Carmen was starting conversation with Rosalie and Alice.
"Thanks... te made me feel so much better." I detto in a sarcastic voice. He rolled his eyes. "But really, it does suck. When I found her I saw her almost naked with a guy." I shuddered while remembering the sight.
"Oh yeah... I remember being one of the guys on the other side..." I looked at him with a cocked head. "Yeah I used to data Tanya. Then when she cheated on me, I saw Carmen. I knew this was love." He smiled over at Carmen and she gave a little air kiss. They are such a cute couple.
"Well, who was the guy te saw naked?" he asked. I shrugged. I didn't know, but I'm not sure I didn't want to know.
"Hey Edward!" shouted Alice suddenly. She started to wave eagarly to someone. I looked up to see a guy with the most beautiful bronze hair. He had a really green eyes. His face looked completely mysterious but hot at the same time. Basically the hottest guy I ever saw.
He waved back. Rose and I looked at her to make her start explaining. "He's Edward, my brother. Younger, in grade 11. He would make a great couple for you, but he used to data Jessica." Suddenly I didn't really find him so attractive.
"Eww." detto Rose and rolled her eyes. I nodded in agreement.
"Hello, sister dear." detto that stupid whore that we hated, Tanya. "Oh hello again, Bella and Alice. So your the chick that Jessica wanted us to invite?" She was being so rude. "I think you're okay. But yes, come unisciti us."
Rose rolled her eyes, again. "I already detto no to Jessica. te won't make me change my mind. I am not a whore. I don't go around having 'it' with every guy I see. Goodbye." That was blunt. But it was really true.
"You know what you, bitch!" Tanya's voice increased with each word. "I am not a whore! I may be a slut, but te know I'll be prettier than te in every way! Just go around with your losers! But hope te know, that if te ever come begging to be Friends with me, I won't!"
Rose looked like she was ready to blow. "What? Be Friends with you? te wish! I am not begging te to like me! Actually I am begging te to get away from me! I don't like you! And you're prettier than me in every way! At least I'm real! I don't have no, Made in China, sticker on me. Just stop trying so hard. And te are a big bitch!" She walked off to the direction of our dorm.
We followed her. da the time I looked back at Tanya, she was already pouting and talking about us to her friends. When we were away from earshot, I laughed. "Rose... That was big! Well te know who you're going to get into things with this year." I detto to her. I admired her even più now than before.
"Well it's true! Watch this cagna come back to me again and I'll give her a cagna slap!" She looked pissed.
"Note-to-self: Stay clear of Rosalie." detto Eleazar to himself. We laughed. But he was right. Don't get near a pissed-off Rosalie. It is even worse than a hormonal pregnant mother.
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"Oh there are my friends!" detto Alice and started to wave at people. A group of girls and one guy were sitting on a big tavolo hunched over ice caps. The people waved back.
Alice walked over to them with her drink. She took a sede, sedile beside one of the girls with glasses.
"Guys, this is Rosalie and Bella Swan. Rosalie is my new roommate and Bella is stuck with Tanya." She detto and they all looked at me sympathically. "This is Angela Weber, a senior. She was my best friend when Jessica ditched me.
"That's Carmen. She is a junior. She is Tanya's twin sister! But don't worry, they are absolutely nothing alike. If they were, I would have hated her. No offense. Her boyfriend is Eleazer. He's a senior.
"This is Irina. She's a sophmore who is Eleazer's sister. And Kate, who is a junior. She rooms with Carmen. Oh and she has a crush on Garrett." Rose and I looked at each other with confusion. Kate just looked angrily at Alice.
"You promised te wouldn't tell! Tratior!" She yelled. But it sounded really playful. They all laughed. Rose and I felt like we didn't belong. Like there was some sort of inside jokle that we didn't understand.
"Well too bad. Watch when somebody gets to Garrett before te do." sang Alice in a squealy voice. Kate blushed and they all laughed again. I felt left out.
"Well now that te met them, I bet te guys want to go back to the dorm and change." She detto while we nodded. "Do te want me to come with you?" We shook her head. We didn't want to make her leave her friends. "Well I'll come anyways. te know, just in case anything happens with Tanya and stuff..."
All three of us walked out of Tim Hortons. Carmen and Eleazar decided to come too. I found out that Carmen is in room 107, the on successivo to mine. Well all I know is, that I will have somebody to go to when Tanya is having it with guys.
"So Bella, a room with Tanya? That has got to suck." detto Eleazer while Carmen was starting conversation with Rosalie and Alice.
"Thanks... te made me feel so much better." I detto in a sarcastic voice. He rolled his eyes. "But really, it does suck. When I found her I saw her almost naked with a guy." I shuddered while remembering the sight.
"Oh yeah... I remember being one of the guys on the other side..." I looked at him with a cocked head. "Yeah I used to data Tanya. Then when she cheated on me, I saw Carmen. I knew this was love." He smiled over at Carmen and she gave a little air kiss. They are such a cute couple.
"Well, who was the guy te saw naked?" he asked. I shrugged. I didn't know, but I'm not sure I didn't want to know.
"Hey Edward!" shouted Alice suddenly. She started to wave eagarly to someone. I looked up to see a guy with the most beautiful bronze hair. He had a really green eyes. His face looked completely mysterious but hot at the same time. Basically the hottest guy I ever saw.
He waved back. Rose and I looked at her to make her start explaining. "He's Edward, my brother. Younger, in grade 11. He would make a great couple for you, but he used to data Jessica." Suddenly I didn't really find him so attractive.
"Eww." detto Rose and rolled her eyes. I nodded in agreement.
"Hello, sister dear." detto that stupid whore that we hated, Tanya. "Oh hello again, Bella and Alice. So your the chick that Jessica wanted us to invite?" She was being so rude. "I think you're okay. But yes, come unisciti us."
Rose rolled her eyes, again. "I already detto no to Jessica. te won't make me change my mind. I am not a whore. I don't go around having 'it' with every guy I see. Goodbye." That was blunt. But it was really true.
"You know what you, bitch!" Tanya's voice increased with each word. "I am not a whore! I may be a slut, but te know I'll be prettier than te in every way! Just go around with your losers! But hope te know, that if te ever come begging to be Friends with me, I won't!"
Rose looked like she was ready to blow. "What? Be Friends with you? te wish! I am not begging te to like me! Actually I am begging te to get away from me! I don't like you! And you're prettier than me in every way! At least I'm real! I don't have no, Made in China, sticker on me. Just stop trying so hard. And te are a big bitch!" She walked off to the direction of our dorm.
We followed her. da the time I looked back at Tanya, she was already pouting and talking about us to her friends. When we were away from earshot, I laughed. "Rose... That was big! Well te know who you're going to get into things with this year." I detto to her. I admired her even più now than before.
"Well it's true! Watch this cagna come back to me again and I'll give her a cagna slap!" She looked pissed.
"Note-to-self: Stay clear of Rosalie." detto Eleazar to himself. We laughed. But he was right. Don't get near a pissed-off Rosalie. It is even worse than a hormonal pregnant mother.
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10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that te and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her te are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that te and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her te are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever te can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When te go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what te will be doing in five minuti every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
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9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever te can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When te go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what te will be doing in five minuti every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
YOu know what my friend Adriana I got her this awesome Chritmas preasent it is a Twilight shrit that I got a the Willowbrick Mall (Also Adriana is obsesed with Twlight)
thanks for Leggere im really new at this as some of guys can tell
how cool is that
