Sorry for the delay.
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I must have fallen asleep because when I woke up I was on the plane. “Did I fall asleep Jake?”

“Yes te did honey. Are te feeling ok?”

“I feel really sick” Suddenly I threw up basically everything that was in me. I stood up to go to the bathroom and collapsed.
I could hear voices. “Dude Bella’s pregnant”

“We do get into letto together and we’re married. Did te forget that little fact Embry?”

“Can I sleep with her? Is she good in bed?”

“Lose it Embry you’re not sleeping with my wife”

“I would like to”

“He’s been thinking about that all day”

“Sam why’d te tell him that”

“You’ve been thinking about sleeping with my wife all day”

“Embry isn’t sleeping with her, I am”

“No you’re not Quil. Let me just set this straight, Bella is for me to sleep with and for me to sleep with only!”

“No fair!”

“Yes fair”

“Is she good in bed?”

“I’m not telling te that”

“Tell me o I’ll beat te up and sleep with your wife”

“Yes she is good in letto that would be why we’re still married and she’s the beautifulest women I ever met”

“Jake man loose the gooey romantic stuff”

“Just cos te don’t have a wife o a girlfriend, leave me and my wife alone”

“Oooooo, te going all hard Jake”

“Will te please shut up Bella’s sleeping”

“I’m not actually, te woke me up and Jacob is very good in letto da the way”

“Jake your wife just owned te and we’re not gay Bella”

“I think te should be”

“Thanks”