Chapter Five:
Rose’s P.O.V:
From: Rosalie Hale (White_Rosesand.red@grape.com)

To: Emmett Cullen (Emmett_Cullen_Brother@rabidorange.net)
Subject: Honey no where!
Dear Emmett,
Hey! We are somewhere nice n’ private. No one will come after us and te aren’t finding us! So, just give up. I swear if te go and try to find us…when I see te you’ll want a hockey mask helmet. So shut the hell up and just leave it be. Amore you, R!

“Can someone make me lunch?” Bella pleaded. I rolled my eyes and logged onto my secondo e-mail account:
Username: KatyPerryMusic_Rosalie@tsi.com
Password: ******************
Yeah, I know I have a long password: iaminlovewithemmett. It popped up: ’70 new messages’. I sighed and hopped up off the chair and went over into the fridge. I grabbed the arachide, arachidi burro tub and threw it at Bella who was looking threw my e-mails. She squealed as she found an e-mail from someone:
From: Sapphire Pearl (s.evil.against.R_H@twice.com)

To: Rosalie Lillian Cullen (Cullen_Lillian_Rose.8@tsi.com)
Subject: And Hate
Hey, bitch! It’s someone named…Sapphire Pearl…a.k.a: Jessica Mono. I’m your evil enemy. My whole world revolves around hating you! Alright, now I am going to your house! Bye bitch, Rosalie! Farewell! See te in my suicidal dreams-Sapphire Pearl.

From: Sienna Pearl (Sienna_Pearl@twice.com)
To: Rosalie Lillian Cullen (Cullen_Lillian_Rose.8@tsi.com)
Subject: te cagna (chapter one: bitch)
This is your official story about a cagna named Rosalie shitty Lillian cagna Cullen. Chapter One: Bitch:
Rosalie laughed as she wrote ‘Rose is a bitch’ on her window. “Yay, I’m a cagna house!”

Hope te like! –your personal cagna house hell stalker of Rosalie Hale…happy cagna hell shit house day!

Bella snickered as she opened the jar of arachide, arachidi burro and grabbed a spoon. She shoved the spoon in the PB and sucked on the arachide, arachidi butter. “Yum!” she detto as she clicked another e-mail open; this one was from “Alice”. We skipped over it as we looked at all 70 e-mails and found three più from the Pearl’s.

From: Perry Lee Pearl (PLP_Pearl@twice.com)
To: Rosalie Lillian Cullen (Cullen_Lillian_Rose.8@tsi.com)
Subject: Bitches XD.
Hey, cagna lee! It’s Perry (Jess) and I noticed that te reported me after te signed up for twice. Aww, poor Sienna. She just wanted to kill te and your life. Please think about and you’d think it’s amazing…which it is...
Bitches and Roses,
Perry.

From: Jocilenn Pearl (Candyandbutter_XDJoc@twice.com)
To: Rosalie Lillian Cullen (Cullen_Lillian_Rose.8@tsi.com)
Subject: Come on bee!
Amore to hate te and…oh that’s it! te will die bee! Bye-J.

From: Angie Pearl (Ap_Ap_Ang@twice.com)
To: Rosalie Lillian Cullen (Cullen_Lillian_Rose.8@tsi.com)
Subject: None…except die bitch!
Yes, this is the cagna company. Thanks for…nothing and your lifeless human. We’re at OC too…bye,
Ap_Ap_Ang!

I groaned as I shut off the computer and turned on the news:
*enjoy-J=Jason and H=Holly*
J: Hello, this is Jason Mollie from CNN.
H: And I am, Hailey Carline. This is the CNN news!
J: Yeah, and our latest story is about stalking through e-mail.
H: Yes, our latest victim is a young female named Rosalie Lillian Cullen.
J: *nods* Yes, she is a victim da a family called the Pearls.
H: Yes…here is the picture of a Pearl who continues to harass young Rosalie.
J: We’ll be right back with più news on ‘Computer Safety, 101’.
*commercial break*
“Shit, now I’ve gone public!” I scream. Alice laughed as she cut up some carrots for Bella to dip in the PB. Bella rolled her eyes as she snatched the remote from me and turned on ‘Teen Mom’. Alice brought a piatto in with carrots on superiore, in alto of it and a few pieces of Bubble Gum. Bella took it and dipped it in the arachide, arachidi butter. Her phone beeped as she bit off the carrot. “Growl.” She detto as she answered it. “Hello?” she asked her mouth full of arachide, arachidi butter. I took the remote away from her and turned Scooby Doo on.
Bell’s P.O.V:
I bit off my carrot again as I listened to Edward talking about how he wanted me to come home. “Edward, just let it go. I’m having fun! Let me, R, and A be.” “What are te eating?” he asked. I scrunched my nose up, “What?” “What are te eating?” “Carrots and arachide, arachidi butter.” He gagged. “Where are you?” “Somewhere.” I detto and bit into another carrot. “Somewhere where?” I rolled my eyes, “Bye! Amore you.” I hung up. Rosalie chuckled and found ‘The Bounty Hunter’ on DVD and popped it in. We all snuggled into the divano and watched. In the credits we sang the ending song, ‘Your Amore is My Drug’. We all laughed when it was over as Rosalie sauntered over to put another movie: ‘Salt’; in. Then I heard, “I found you.”

Who found who? WTF? Huh? Thanks for reading.

Dis-Dis-Claimer:
I do not own the Twilight Characters.
I never will.
Not Edward.
Not Jacob.
Not Bella.
Not Alice.
Not Rosalie.
Not Jasper.
Not Emmett.
Not Carlisle.
And certainly not Esme.
I just ~worship~ them.
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I LOV
I LOVE
I Amore E
I Amore ED
I Amore EDW
I Amore EDWA
I Amore EDWAR
I Amore EDWARD
EDWARD I LOVE
EDWARD I LOV
EDWARD I LO
EDWARD I L
EDWARD I
EDWARD
EDWAR
EDWA
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I WORSHIP BELLA
I WORSHIP BELL
I WORSHIP BEL
I WORSHIP BE
I WORSHIP B
I WORSHIP
I WORSHI
I WORSH
I WORS
I WOR
I WO
I W
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HATEING JACOB IS EASY
HATEING JACOB IS EAS
HATEING JACOB IS EA
HATEING JACOB IS E
HATEING JACOB IS
HATEING JACO
HATEING JAC
HATEING JA
HATEING J
HATEIN
HATEI
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My twilight oaths and pledges.